The Duck Lies
RULES - Copy, paste, and fill out in your notes section (created on your profile page). Then, tag your friends, including me.
What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
a finger ;-)
Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
Roger, he wanted to get out of the house today
How do you feel about Dr. Pepper?
It was a great album
Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
No! I only kiss guys whos name starts with J
Where was your profile picture taken?
in a hut in Zimbabwe
Can you play guitar hero?
No I play Pan Flute Hero for Wii. Its not as popular but it makes my lips very strong and you'll thank me later
Name someone that made you laugh today?
some poor bastard who got pulled by the cops
How late did you stay up last night and why?
My minions bored me... 10pm
If you could move somewhere else, would you?
I have a computer chair with wheels.. the world is my oyster
Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Your eyes are like fireworks.. where the hell is my sandwich?
Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Fred. He isn't real
Do you believe ex's can be friends?
When they are dead yes
Calling or texting?
I like when you are talking to someone on the phone and instant messaging them online simultaneously and they are saying one thing and typing what they are really thinking... its very illuminating
When was the last time you cried really hard?
Last time I weighed myself
Where are you right now?
Depends which part you are referring to...
What bed did you sleep in last night?
The one in my bedroom... its conveniently located in the center of it
What was the last thing someone bought for you?
someone left a bottle of wine and some lubricant outside my door. thanks!
Who took your profile picture?
Mufasa, my spiritual advisor. First he said it was against his spiritual beliefs to take photographs but then I gave him $5 and he said digital was ok
Was yesterday better than today?
Every day is better than the one before, and they will continue to get better and better, and then I'll die
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Not judging from my previous experience
Are you a bad influence?
Night out or night in?
Night in and out, in and out, in and out :-)
What items could you not go without during the day?
water, coffee, xanax, wine, blackberry, whip, handcuffs, potato
What does the last text message in your inbox say?
You are a fucking bitch!!
(its from Roger, I left him in the car)
How do you feel about your life right now?
Its feels so right how can it be wrong?
Do you hate anyone?
If we were to look in your facebook inbox, what would we find?
Death threats, sexual innuendo, indecent proposals, and thats just from the last 3 minutes
Can you easily tell if someone’s fake?
yes you just need a lighter
Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
anyone who has seen the pics
Has anyone ever called you a perfectionist?
Hey I believe in doing things right
Can you whistle?
yes just put your lips together and blow :-)
Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
Spread eagle with my head hanging off the bed
When is the next time you will see the person you like?
I can see him right now, but he doesn't know it.. mwahahahahah.. ewwww he is scratching himself
What song is stuck in your head?
Someone knocks on your window at 2am, who do you want it to be?
A righteous man ready for action
Who was the last person to tell you that they love you.
Wanna have grandkids before you’re 50?
FUCK NO I don't want to tend to my own kids let alone their snot-nosed offspring :-)
Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Drink wine and pleasure myself *burns the list*
Do you think too much or too little?
Do you smile a lot?
its more of an evil smirk
Who was your last missed call on your Mobilephone?
What was the last book you read?
The sequel to He's Just Not that Into You.. its called "How to Get Him On Top of You"
What book are you currently reading?
Lets take a look at what is on my bedside table, shall we?
"Am I Telepathic or What?"
"Sandwiches for Deviant Lifestyles"
"I'm Seeing Double Which One is Real"
Is there something you always wear?
an expression of disbelief
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
plotting the deaths of my enemies, and having breakfast
Did you have an exciting last weekend?
I dont remember much of it, so probably yes
Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes well I crawled out of one and jumped on someone from the 2nd story.. haha... damn those Kamikazes
Have you ever dyed your hair?
no I shave.. oh wait you talkin bout my head? yes
Are you wearing a necklace / Chain?
Are you an emotional person?
Damn those PIXAR MOVIES!!
Can you handle the truth?
What's something that can always make you feel better?
Will this weekend be a good one?
it always is, as long as I get to be with myself
What do you want right now?
Are you mad about anything?
I'm mad about you baby
When was the last time you were disappointed and why?
when mr duck dropped his trousers
Would you share a drink with a stranger?
is it a margarita?
Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
my ex.. but you didnt hear that from me... I slid out the back just as he started coding
How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
I had to change my license plate, not so much anymore :-)
Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
No, I am way too curvy for that
Have you ever worked in a food place?
Yes and it was called THE FOOD PLACE. Spooky.
Where is your biological father right now?
Delivering dairy products
Whats on your schedule for tomorrow?
Due to all the death threats, I'd prefer to keep that to myself
Look behind you, what do you see?
I do not see a naked man who is happy to see me. Grrr
Can you live a day without TV?
I can live lots of days without that
Does anyone know your facebook password?
Fred and he promised he won't tell
Would you like some cake?
only if it has cocaine in it