funny conversation

While we were waiting in the dentist office yesterday:
Me: I have only been in Lauren's room a couple of times the past few years....its the Swirling Vortex of Doom.
Lauren: It does not swirl.
Me: Maybe it was the fumes.
Lauren: Well you can't even walk in Alex's room!
Me: Yeah but I have to step over decaying plates of food in your room.
Lauren: No You Don't!
Alex: That's right. You can jump over them.