Wrapping paper or gift bags?
I photocopy my butt, and print out tons of copies. Makes great wrapping paper.
Real tree or Artificial?
Real trees make me sad. Trees should be growing in the ground. Not chopped down for amusement.
When do you put up the tree?
Usually right after Thanksgiving.
Do you like eggnog?
Not really but if it is mostly rum then yes
Favorite gift received as a child?
Hmmm easy bake or lite brite?
Hardest person to buy for?
I need a 2nd job to provide Lauren with the gifts she wants. That child is killing me.
Easiest person to buy for?
Me. Lush. Lush. More Lush.
Do you have a nativity scene?
Its like a barnyard in here, yes.
Mail or email Christmas cards?
I hand deliver the cards, and you have to find them somewhere on my body.
Worst Christmas gift you ever received?
panties from the fat old neighbor man.. creepy
Favorite Christmas Movie?
Love Actually or The Holiday, or Serendipity... omg there are so many good ones!
When do you start shopping for Christmas?
Have you ever recycled a Christmas present?
No, that is too risky. You could give someone something that they gave you! the horror.
Favorite thing to eat at Christmas?
I make the most amazing popcorn balls.
Lights on the tree?
Favorite Christmas song?
Swiss Colony Beef Log- Cartman
Travel at Christmas or stay home?
Stay home but I WISH I was traveling somewhere else!
Can you name all of Santa's reindeer's?
Angel on the tree top or a star?
Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning?
Most annoying thing about this time of the
Being single definitely sucks this time of year. And this will be my 3rd year... I really miss having someone around to cuddle and love, and who will put crap together for me.
Favorite ornament theme or color?
I tend to love blue decorations on the tree....and blue or white lights.
Favorite for Christmas dinner?
a hot man dipped in gravy
What do you want for Christmas this year?
a righteous intelligent funny man who adores me
What will you do this Christmas?
sit home and cry and probably drunk dial my ex's