Thursday, April 23, 2009

50 more useless bits of info

50 more useless tidbits of infoShare
Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 6:33pm | Edit Note | Delete
50 things people don't usually ask:

1. What color is your toothbrush? I don't know, it's usually dark when I grab it, but it vibrates I know that much... my mouth feels dirty, brb

2.Name one person who made you smile today? the UPS man... he had a large package just for me, so I told him where he could put it

3.What were you doing at 8 am this morning? ummm.... brushing my teeth....yeah...

4.What were you doing 45 minutes ago? I have another toothbrush at the office.

5.What is your favorite candy bar? galaxy, melted and poured on a righteous man

6.What brand of shampoo do you use? gee your hair smells so good I want to f**k your brains out

7. What is the last thing you said aloud? Halt. Who goes there. Password? *waits* Enter.

8.What is your favorite ice cream flavor? buttery nipple

9.What was the last thing you had to drink? tequila shots on the drive home.

10.Do you like your wallet? oh yes I do, its sleek and black and italian..

11.What was the last thing you ate? a large banana dipped in whipped cream

12.Have you bought any new clothing items this week? judging from the pics of me, I need a stronger bra... do they make one with steel reinforcements in 40DD?

13.The last sporting event you watched? Extreme Nail Biting ala Jason

14.What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? kettle corn

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to? Ralph Fiennes.. I forgot to let him know that I made it home safely

16.Ever go camping? I went once when I was 6. That was plenty.

17.Do you take vitamins daily? I had a protein shake the other night

18.Do you go to church every Sunday? Frisbeetarians meet in the park on Sunday afternoons.. bring your own frisbee

19.Do you have a tan? I have millions of tiny little tans all over my body...

20.Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? I prefer to put the pizza on top, I agree with Jason it makes the crust all soggy

21.Do you drink your soda with a straw? I object to straws. I want to taste the top of the beverage not the bottom!

22.What did your last text message say? brace yourself

23.What are you doing tomorrow? brushing my teeth a few times, maybe go to the gym

24.What sounds are you listening to now? bzzzzzzzzzz honestly I have no idea where its coming from

25. Look to your left, what do you see? a big black bag full of fun

26.What color is your watch? neon pink and it projects the time onto the person in front of me

27.What do you think of when you hear Australia? a sucky movie... but Hugh Jackman..niiiiice

28.What is your birthstone? a boulder, look out.

29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? I live in NC, there are no "fast" food thru? hope you have a full tank of gas...

30.What is your favorite number? 19

31.Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? The helpful man at Adam and Eve. I wanted a bigger toothbrush.

32.Any plans today? Interrogate some prisoners, then lock up the muffin lair and head home.

33.How many states have you lived in? I am not sure, but I think a few. I plan on dying in multiple ones simultaneously.

34.Biggest annoyance right now? I have run out of batteries

35.Last song listened to? Get Down On It

36.Can you say the alphabet backwards? I can say it upside down, sideways, whatever you want baby

37.Do you have a maid service clean your house? I keep calling the Tina Alfred Maid Service but no one answers.

38.Favorite pair of shoes you like to wear all the time? fuzzy bear slippers

39.Are you jealous of anyone? All skinny people who eat whatever they want.

40.Is anyone jealous of you? Many women are now, I believe. :P haha

41.Do you love anyone? I love everyone!! I am full of sunshine and rainbows and Julie's special brownies... *glazed look*

42.Do any of your friends have children? if thats what you want to call them

43.What do you usually do during the day? brush my teeth and play mafia wars

44.Do you hate anyone that you know right now? ask me again when the brownies wear off

45.Do you use the word 'hello' daily? no, how banal.... I say "guacamole" when I answer the phone... there is confused silence then they ask for Bud.

46.What color is your car? its a pretty yellow color right now... i love spring

47.Do you like cats? Is that still playing?? FFS... can't Andrew Lloyd Webber think up something new?

48.Are you thinking about someone right now? Roger... I am going to have to steal his batteries for my toothbrush

49.Have you ever been to Six Flags? Yes, and I was banned from it for life. I would tell you more but I have been forbidden to discuss it. I will reveal all in 2015.

50.How did you get your worst scar? the Kitten Juggling Contest of 2002 that went horribly wrong.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

50 random questions

50 Random QuestionsShare
Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 9:20pm | Edit Note | Delete

Here's what you're supposed to do... copy and paste into a new Note from your profile, delete my answers, type in your answers and send it to a bunch of people (tag) -including me.

1. What time did you get up this morning?
6:20, 6:30, 6:40, and finally 6:50.. I miss the ambient goat alarm. :-(

2. How do you like your steak?
med well

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Knowing with Nic Cage

4. What is your favorite TV show?

5. What did you have for breakfast?
Nutrisystem stuff

10. Favorite dressing?
raspberry vinagrette

11. What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Green Honda Pilot

12. What are your favorite clothes?
I just want to be covered with a righteous man

13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation?
a hut in FIJI surrounded by water... with a righteous man

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
Fill the fucking thing and shut up

15. Would you ever get a tattoo with someone's name on it?
Its lucky I have a big ass cause Jason Rosebudlovin NubbinRubbin is quite a lot to write

16. Favorite time of day?
when I slide under the covers

17. Where were you born?
Carteret General. I am lucky to be alive

18. What occupation do you find sexy?

19. Would you ever get your nipples pierced?
No thank you

20. What is your LEAST favorite type of alcohol?
gin or beer

21. What do you consider some perks of being your gender?
no dangly parts to get caught in machinery or bitten off by crazed animals

22. What's the last thing someone gave you?
jason loaned me his favorite suitcase. He wanted to make sure I left

23. Are you a morning person or a night person?
twilight when the stars first appear

24. What would you do if you saw a guy hit a girl?
Attack him!

25. What would you NEVER name one of your children?
Stubby McNubbin

26. Where do you go when you want to get a REALLY good sub sandwich?
Subway or No Name

27. Do you support local music/artists?
not financially but I do throw that guy on the corner a sandwich sometimes

28. What style of house would you like to live in?
Three story villa on the coast of italy

29. Beer or Margarita?

30. Always wear your seat belt?
yes especially when Jason is driving

31. Been in a car accident?
quite a few.. very scary

32. Would you ever date someone with a different skin color than you?
I am a natural redhead, everyone is darker than me

33. Favorite Pizza Toppings?
Mushrooms, cheese, pesto

34. Favorite Flower?

35. Favorite ice cream?
Haagen Daazs Coffee

36. Favorite fast food restaurant?

37. How many times did you fail your driver's test?

38. From whom did you get your last email?
My goat herder in Zimbabwe, there was an incident

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

40. Bedtime?
9-10 weekdays- any time on weekend

41. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?
I want to know everything about everyone! No I don't. I don't care.

42. Broccoli?

43. What was your favorite vacation?
This past one was pretty fuckin awesome

44. Last person you went out to dinner with?
Lauren and Alex

45. What are you listening to right now?
Alex watching family guy, Buttons snoring

46 What is your favorite color?

47. How many tattoos do you have?

48. How many are you tagging for this quiz?
nobody I am too lazy

49. What time did you finish this quiz?

50. Coffee drinker?
It is a requirement for proper mental function in the mornings