Monday, September 10, 2007


1. Why is it that no matter what position she goes to sleep in, when I wake up in the morning, Alex is perpendicular to me, with her toenails digging into my back.
2. Why does my teenage daughter suddenly have a British accent when she is talking to her boyfriend on the phone?
3. Why do my animals enjoy relieving themselves in the floor next to my bedroom door???
4. Why does the application of freshly washed sheets on my bed suddenly spark an onslaught of beverage/food related accidents?
5. There is no 5, I just wanted to mention that I really want one of these Tassimo machines:

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