fun with google!
as illustrated by these searches that somehow led people straight to me (I did not make these up!:
*pithy comments from me in pink*
Search Words: Search Engine:
it's not you it's me yeah right google.lv
the chinese chicken you have a
drumstick and
youre brains not stickin google.com.au
*thats because I used PAM!*
matt damon lips images.google.com
virgins hairy ass images.google.com
*Because we all know if you don't have sex, you get one*
spread your legs images.google.li
my sorry excuse of a father
ex husband, poem google.nl
*I didn't write this poem, believe it or not*
fat ass movie google.de
*the newest release from Judd Apatow*
everybody just open your mouth google.com
readheaded images.google.com
*as opposed to illiterateheaded*
guys with big noses images.google.com
*its a myth, people!*
"some kittens can fly!" google.co.il
"gary shandling's lips" google.com
men who cannot commit
to anything aolsearch.aol.com
chicker sniffer google.co.ma
life as a big joke on mankind google.com
boil on labia images.google.com
*someone wanted to see a pic of this?? If theres something growing on your labia, SEE A DOCTOR PEOPLE!*
snowman erect pecker images.google.com
*until it melts anyway*
morbidly obese nudists google.com
cute little nudist images.google.ca
*attempt number 2 *
candle making ideas. images.google.com
*well this just doesnt belong here AT ALL!*
"life sucks" get helmet images.google.com
*if life sucks so bad, then you probably would rather be unconscious, so why do you need a helmet?*
pinto beans adapter images.google.com
*when you just don't have the right connections for your pinto beans*
three people in the world i dislike google.co.uk
*and I will find them on google*
dew be de lew, dew be de lew google.com
*I believe this was performed by Frank Sinatra*
christmas poo hydie ho google.com
shark attacking nudist images.google.com
"peed on herself" google.com
was there a real ronald mcdonald google.com
..*yes and he invented the chicken nugget*
"just a minute. thank you" turkey google.com
*there was no hidden meaning in these words, thats how they greet you at Bojangles*
evil clowns images.google.com
i like horoscopes google.pt
*me too!*
i've got socks older than you google.com
kinked penis images.google.com
*once again, see a doctor*
mexican labia images.google.com
*Hmmmm I'd like to know the difference myself*
fake male chauvinist fools dr. phil google.com
*is that supposed to be difficult?*
"feet *.* hurt " "high heels" google.ca
*someone needs to take their " * keys away!*
moonpie holy images.google.com
*soon to be sold on eBay!
"pooh bear" erection images.google.com
midget penis images.google.com
*someone was obviously trying to make themselves feel better*
why do close families hold
grudges so easily google.com
*if you werent close to begin with, you wouldn't care
enough to stop speaking to each other for years*
naked hairy black women search.aol.com
"boyfriends balls"song google.com
*note to self- download on itunes tonight*
when a pus pocket doesnt drain search.aol.com
*visit a doctor, or you will EXPLODE*
christmas presents for geeky
boyfriends google.co.uk
ally mcbeal penguin penis google.com
tyne daly nude google.ca
*perhaps the most disturbing search of them all*
what is that paper inside
new socks? google.com
*and why do you care?*
why cats spew google.com.au
*to piss us off*
i've got new socks google.com.au
shitz spritz google.com
*does this come in eau de toilette?*
husband in panty translate.google.com
*when someone sends u a dirty text in another language, sometimes something is lost in translation*
revenge for dummies google.com
*I have this book*
bastard accountant images.google.com
*I'm gonna buy revenge for dummies and pay a visit to H&R Block, you bastard!!*
no "i don't want another
beer" lyrics google.se
book, "m is for man" google.com
*Was this a children's book written by Richard Simmons?*
"its me. i hate you" google.com
*someone is not gonna take this well*
"what does it mean" relationship
signals girlfriend broke up
still walk around semi nude google.com
*sounds like you could have worse problems, man*
why do cats like rugs google.com
*I'm sure someone knows*
fanatasizing secretaries google.com
*don't all secretaries fantasize....that they're not secretaries??*
suddenly a man appeared
she stopped jumping
and he motioned for her to
come over she
sat down on the edge of
the trampoline google.co.uk
* sounds fascinating I wonder what happens next!*
crossdressers fondling each
other images.google.co.uk
south park atheist otter images.google.co.uk
the ass of doom images.google.ca
hello kitty vibrator images.google.com
* this is on my wishlist at amazon*
butt girdles images.google.com
retarded pothead images.google.com
"kentucky" and "married"
and "...and "quit my job"
and "family" google.com
*sounds like a plan!*
"i made you a wooden pickle" google.com
rubiks babyoil google.co.uk
penis in a mousetrap google.com
*I think you need to get to a hospital, dude!*
posted by jules mcnubbin (buttmuffin) at Wednesday, January 09, 2008
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