me according to alex

My mom according to AlexShare
Wednesday, March 4, 2009 at 8:15pm | Edit Note | Delete
Do you ever wonder what your kids think of you and all you do? Ask them! This was hilarious! Fun for them, too! Copy and paste, send it on to other moms you know!

Interview with Alex- 8 yrs old

1. What is something mom always says to you?
"turn the freakin tv down"

2. What makes mom happy?
"goin on the puter"

3. What makes mom sad?
"when someone is mean to her"

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"when she talks in a funny accent"

5. Who are your mom's close friends?
"Jason, Margaret, Crystal, Beth"

6. How old is your mom?
41

7. How tall is your mom?
"in the middle of short" thanks a lot alex

8. What is Moms favorite thing to do?
"go to the gym"

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"I dont know! Get on the puter?"

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
"typing" rofl

11. What is your mom really good at?
"fixing me ramen noodles"

12. What is your mom not very good at?
"picking me up"

13. What does your mom do for her job?
"she's in contracting"

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
"nutrisystem" ugh

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
"for getting the 80 bear" (you get a bear every time you lost 10 lbs on nutrisystem)

16. Who is your mom's favorite cartoon character?
"Cartman" sweeeeeeeeet

17. What do you and your mom do together?
"read a book"

18. How are you and your mom the same?
"we both have big butts" lmao

19. How are you and your mom different?
"I love my daddy" rofl

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
"she snuggles with me"

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
"nothing" hahahaha

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
"at the Lush place" YES!

44 random thingies

44 random thingiesShare
Sunday, March 1, 2009 at 12:20pm | Edit Note | Delete
44 Random Things...Share

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1. Do you like blue cheese? I haven't met a cheese I didn't like.. I LOVE the wedge salad at Texas Steakhouse.. it has blue cheese crumbled on it ;-)

2. Have you ever smoked? Cigs are nasty.. I'll stop there ;-)

3. Do you own a gun? How else am I supposed to take over the world?? *rolls eyes* I have GunS... PLURAL

4. What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite? I like Strawberry Kool Aid with Malibu.. yummylicious

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? I do not like to be WEIGHED its TERRIFYING

6. What do you think of hot dogs? I don't think I just eat one

7. Favorite Christmas movie? Come Down my Chimney Part III: Hos Hos Hos

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee, juice, and lick water off a man in the shower

9. Can you do push ups? Erin makes me. She's mean

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? The amethyst ring my mom gave me at age 13

11. Favorite hobby? masturbation, knitting, entering sweeps, plotting world domination. just the usual stuff

12. Do you have A.D.D.? I dont think... OMG LOOK A BUNNY WITH A PANCAKE!

13. What's one trait you hate about yourself? I am way too hard on myself, I wish I loved myself more..

14. Middle name? Anne

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment: 1. OMG Its March, I only have one month to become thin! 2. Crap I just ate a really huge breakfast. 3. Fuck it I'll never be thin. More toast.

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Coffee, OJ, Water

17. Current worry? Its kinda private but involves the side effects of my new contraceptive device... like I wish they'd effing stop! FFS!

18. Current hate right now? Weak, cowardly people

19. Favorite place to be? My bed- I concur with Margaret

20. How did you bring in the New Year? Home with Mr Buttons.. AGAIN

21. Where would you like to go? TO ENGLAND AND I AM IN APRIL!! WOO HOOOOO!!! Jason take Japan and shove it

22. Name three people who will complete this? The three most bored friends that I have tagged.

23. Do you own slippers? Yes they came from Australia and they're bloody awesome

24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? Its rainbow swirled ty dye with unicorns and rainbows ... oh wait nevermind, its white.. and these brownies are frickin awesome

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? No I have 1000 count cotton ones that feel SOO GOOD

26. Can you whistle? Oh yeah that is the signal. If you hear it, duck.

27. Favorite color(s)? Lavender

28. Would you be a pirate? arrrr I'd like to be kidnapped by Pirates ;-) oh yes ...omg... brb

*10 minutes later*

29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I need some HOT STUFF baby this evening!!

30. Favorite Girl's Name? LaPoo

31. Favorite boy's name? Zen

32. What's in your pocket right now? How the hell did that get there??

33. Last thing/person that made you laugh? Ron's Album. ROFL

34. Best bed sheets as a child? Winnie the Pooh :-)

35. Worst injury you've ever had? Pregnancy...and it never ends

6. Do you love where you live? Only in summer when I am swimming in my pool..

37. How many TVs do you have in your house? This is embarrassing.. but hey I won most of them.. I think we have like 7?

38. Who is your loudest friend? Fred but funnily enough no one else hears him ?

39. How many dogs do you have? 2

40. Does someone have a crush on you? No one is that desperate

41.What is your favorite book? 1001 Sexual Positions for Bendy People Who Aren't Scared

42. What is your favorite candy? Galaxy

43. Favorite Sports Team? Tarheels

44. What song do you want played at your funeral? Shake Your Bon Bon