Thursday, April 23, 2009

50 more useless bits of info

50 more useless tidbits of infoShare
Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 6:33pm | Edit Note | Delete
50 things people don't usually ask:

1. What color is your toothbrush? I don't know, it's usually dark when I grab it, but it vibrates I know that much... my mouth feels dirty, brb

2.Name one person who made you smile today? the UPS man... he had a large package just for me, so I told him where he could put it

3.What were you doing at 8 am this morning? ummm.... brushing my teeth....yeah...

4.What were you doing 45 minutes ago? I have another toothbrush at the office.

5.What is your favorite candy bar? galaxy, melted and poured on a righteous man

6.What brand of shampoo do you use? gee your hair smells so good I want to f**k your brains out

7. What is the last thing you said aloud? Halt. Who goes there. Password? *waits* Enter.

8.What is your favorite ice cream flavor? buttery nipple

9.What was the last thing you had to drink? tequila shots on the drive home.

10.Do you like your wallet? oh yes I do, its sleek and black and italian..

11.What was the last thing you ate? a large banana dipped in whipped cream

12.Have you bought any new clothing items this week? judging from the pics of me, I need a stronger bra... do they make one with steel reinforcements in 40DD?

13.The last sporting event you watched? Extreme Nail Biting ala Jason

14.What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? kettle corn

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to? Ralph Fiennes.. I forgot to let him know that I made it home safely

16.Ever go camping? I went once when I was 6. That was plenty.

17.Do you take vitamins daily? I had a protein shake the other night

18.Do you go to church every Sunday? Frisbeetarians meet in the park on Sunday afternoons.. bring your own frisbee

19.Do you have a tan? I have millions of tiny little tans all over my body...

20.Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? I prefer to put the pizza on top, I agree with Jason it makes the crust all soggy

21.Do you drink your soda with a straw? I object to straws. I want to taste the top of the beverage not the bottom!

22.What did your last text message say? brace yourself

23.What are you doing tomorrow? brushing my teeth a few times, maybe go to the gym

24.What sounds are you listening to now? bzzzzzzzzzz honestly I have no idea where its coming from

25. Look to your left, what do you see? a big black bag full of fun

26.What color is your watch? neon pink and it projects the time onto the person in front of me

27.What do you think of when you hear Australia? a sucky movie... but Hugh Jackman..niiiiice

28.What is your birthstone? a boulder, look out.

29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? I live in NC, there are no "fast" food thru? hope you have a full tank of gas...

30.What is your favorite number? 19

31.Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? The helpful man at Adam and Eve. I wanted a bigger toothbrush.

32.Any plans today? Interrogate some prisoners, then lock up the muffin lair and head home.

33.How many states have you lived in? I am not sure, but I think a few. I plan on dying in multiple ones simultaneously.

34.Biggest annoyance right now? I have run out of batteries

35.Last song listened to? Get Down On It

36.Can you say the alphabet backwards? I can say it upside down, sideways, whatever you want baby

37.Do you have a maid service clean your house? I keep calling the Tina Alfred Maid Service but no one answers.

38.Favorite pair of shoes you like to wear all the time? fuzzy bear slippers

39.Are you jealous of anyone? All skinny people who eat whatever they want.

40.Is anyone jealous of you? Many women are now, I believe. :P haha

41.Do you love anyone? I love everyone!! I am full of sunshine and rainbows and Julie's special brownies... *glazed look*

42.Do any of your friends have children? if thats what you want to call them

43.What do you usually do during the day? brush my teeth and play mafia wars

44.Do you hate anyone that you know right now? ask me again when the brownies wear off

45.Do you use the word 'hello' daily? no, how banal.... I say "guacamole" when I answer the phone... there is confused silence then they ask for Bud.

46.What color is your car? its a pretty yellow color right now... i love spring

47.Do you like cats? Is that still playing?? FFS... can't Andrew Lloyd Webber think up something new?

48.Are you thinking about someone right now? Roger... I am going to have to steal his batteries for my toothbrush

49.Have you ever been to Six Flags? Yes, and I was banned from it for life. I would tell you more but I have been forbidden to discuss it. I will reveal all in 2015.

50.How did you get your worst scar? the Kitten Juggling Contest of 2002 that went horribly wrong.