jules looks likes an utter twat so give her a slap!

Title-Google your name and 'looks like' and post your funniest one.

Did this myspace meme/bulletin yesterday and thought it somewhat amusing.

1. Would you get back with your last ex if you could?
Can I skip this one ...umm no comment.

2. What color shirt are you wearing?
Burgundy...haha reminds me of Ron Burgundy. I love Will Ferrell.

3. Would you kiss anyone on your myspace friends list?
maybe depends how drunk I was

4. How many people on your friends list have you ever had sex with?
none...yet

5. How many people on your myspace top friends list do you know in real life?
9 and they are really weird.

6. How many kids do you want to have?
I have 2- anyone want them?

7. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
They are deceased, so yes.

8. What name would you want besides the one you have?
Sophia and I would be dark and tan and exotic and THIN

9. Would you ever make out with someone of the same sex?
depends on what they looked like and how drunk I was.

10. What did you do for your last birthday?
I blindfolded myself and tried to hit a pinata but ended up breaking all my light fixtures.

11. What's your main ringtone on your phone?
Freak Out

12. What time did you wake up today?
7:45am

13. What were you doing two nights ago?
You can't expect me to remember something like that.

14. Do you like having your hair pulled?
woof woof- hint hint

15. Name something you can't wait to do?
get that tattoo of Cartman on my ass

16. What is one thing you wish you could change about yourself?
My perfect grammar and spelling. Its so intimidating.

17. If you had $250,000, what would you do with it?
I would get a hybrid car, build my deck, and invest the rest in tax free bonds...and buy Jimmy some hair plugs.

18. how long have you worked at your current job?
too long. The chair has a permanent imprint of my ass

19. Somewhere, someone is thinking...lets have guacamole!

20. What's the last piece of clothing someone borrowed from you?
Jimmy borrowed my red satin pumps. Give those back!

21. Who is getting on your nerves right now?
me

22. Most visited webpage?
myspace, online-sweepstakes,downloadingpornwithdavo

23. Last person you text messaged?
James. It says "baked potato"

24. Last person to make you sad?
my imaginary friend Fred said he was leaving if I didn't shape up.

25. Would you take a bullet for your best friend?
Sure would.... well maybe a bb or a staple at least

26. Favorite kind of drink?
the wet kind

27. Favorite food?
Mexican.

28. Favorite dessert?
a hot guy covered in chocolate sauce

29. Have you been to Europe?
Yes well England anyway

30. If someone you hated died, what would you do?
I wouldn't leave town, cause that would look suspicious.

31. Love is:
like fruit. It is wonderful when ripe but then it rots and it tastes like crap.

32. Tomorrow it will be...
Tuesday. wow.

33. I will always:
remember to not forget you know what.

34. I get annoyed at:
everybody, who am I kiddin

35. Parties:
are great as long as they are the kind where they arent selling stuff

36. Today I:
put on underwear. yay.

37. My cell phone...
has a hello kitty plate on it