survey from east wake ala tigger
Have you ever made out against a car?
damn that paints a picture...yes I'm sure I have been thrown up against the car in my past....my oh my how I'd like to relive that
Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
my daughter, yes...well sometimes...shes got anger issues
Who did you last talk to for longer than 10 minutes on the phone?
Donna
Where did you last sleep other than your house?
a ditch in marshallberg
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a T?
Ted Danson... we were both drunk, it was New Years...*hangs head in shame*
Do you get distracted easily?
sorry, what?
What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
hehehe
Is it easier to forgive or forget?
forgetting is harder
Do you give out second chances too easily?
probably
Look at your planner for May 20th, what are you doing?
honeymooning in Italy
Have you ever had a black and white cat?
yes Spaz...he was so fat!
Who was the last baby you held?
Alex
Two names you go by?
Muffin, Almighty Goddess of the Universe or jules
What kind of car do you drive?
2004 Honda Pilot SUV
Have you ever had your heart broken?
its bruised dented and bandaged but not broken completely
When was the last time you cried really, really hard?
last week
Is there drama in your life right now?
yes everyone wants to be my number one friend LOL
Do you call anybody by their last name?
FFS Horrocks ROFL
Have you ever been called a bad influence?
oh yeah
Do you have a best friend?
evil Donna
Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
I just need a spatula and some WD40
Did you date anyone last summer?
hmmm went out with this hillbilly a couple of times and then never heard from him again
Do you hate being alone?
yes my feet are cold
Is there a guy that knows everything or mostly everything about you?
Not everything a girl has to have a few secrets up her sleeve
Do you drink tea?
i drink anything except beer
Are you good at giving advice?
who the hell would come to ME for advice?? Only an idiot.
What are you most excited about?
My sooper special helmet just came in the mail!
Do you believe you have common sense?
not when it comes to love
Can you use chopsticks?
yes I'm skilled
Do you remember what you were like a year ago?
fatter with less self esteem
When is the last time you took a nap?
I don't take naps
What makes you laugh?
I do
What were you doing at 8 this morning?
reading emails and drinking coffee...and waxing my pubic area.
hey its the weekend!
Do you cry easily?
lately, yes...even at the gym yesterday WTF????? STUPID love songs on the radio, they ought to be OUTLAWED
Do you currently have a hickey on your neck?
yeah RIGHT
Who was the last person you talked to on the telephone?
My sister
Is there anything you are craving right now?
hot animal sex with a righteous man who adores me
Do you clean when you’re upset?
yeah RIGHT!
damn that paints a picture...yes I'm sure I have been thrown up against the car in my past....my oh my how I'd like to relive that
Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
my daughter, yes...well sometimes...shes got anger issues
Who did you last talk to for longer than 10 minutes on the phone?
Donna
Where did you last sleep other than your house?
a ditch in marshallberg
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a T?
Ted Danson... we were both drunk, it was New Years...*hangs head in shame*
Do you get distracted easily?
sorry, what?
What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
hehehe
Is it easier to forgive or forget?
forgetting is harder
Do you give out second chances too easily?
probably
Look at your planner for May 20th, what are you doing?
honeymooning in Italy
Have you ever had a black and white cat?
yes Spaz...he was so fat!
Who was the last baby you held?
Alex
Two names you go by?
Muffin, Almighty Goddess of the Universe or jules
What kind of car do you drive?
2004 Honda Pilot SUV
Have you ever had your heart broken?
its bruised dented and bandaged but not broken completely
When was the last time you cried really, really hard?
last week
Is there drama in your life right now?
yes everyone wants to be my number one friend LOL
Do you call anybody by their last name?
FFS Horrocks ROFL
Have you ever been called a bad influence?
oh yeah
Do you have a best friend?
evil Donna
Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
I just need a spatula and some WD40
Did you date anyone last summer?
hmmm went out with this hillbilly a couple of times and then never heard from him again
Do you hate being alone?
yes my feet are cold
Is there a guy that knows everything or mostly everything about you?
Not everything a girl has to have a few secrets up her sleeve
Do you drink tea?
i drink anything except beer
Are you good at giving advice?
who the hell would come to ME for advice?? Only an idiot.
What are you most excited about?
My sooper special helmet just came in the mail!
Do you believe you have common sense?
not when it comes to love
Can you use chopsticks?
yes I'm skilled
Do you remember what you were like a year ago?
fatter with less self esteem
When is the last time you took a nap?
I don't take naps
What makes you laugh?
I do
What were you doing at 8 this morning?
reading emails and drinking coffee...and waxing my pubic area.
hey its the weekend!
Do you cry easily?
lately, yes...even at the gym yesterday WTF????? STUPID love songs on the radio, they ought to be OUTLAWED
Do you currently have a hickey on your neck?
yeah RIGHT
Who was the last person you talked to on the telephone?
My sister
Is there anything you are craving right now?
hot animal sex with a righteous man who adores me
Do you clean when you’re upset?
yeah RIGHT!
posted by jules mcnubbin (buttmuffin) at Friday, September 19, 2008
