Sunday, September 14, 2008

long ass survey ala G's girl

What holiday is your birthday closest to?
Valentine's ironic

Where was the last house you went besides your house?
Chilli's ...he had wine

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes...Sara Rue (who plays me in the movie), Wynonna Judd (umm NO), Gillian Andersen, Julianne Moore, basically anyone who is redheaded

How do you like your steak cooked?
Med blood and no mooing

What is the best thing in your refrigerator right now?
Sabra Hummus....its divine

Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Not yet *knocks wood*

Where was your default picture taken?
My bedroom

Have you ever seen a dead body?
No, I don't know WHAT you are implying but I had nothing to do with that

What's the first thing you did this morning?
hehehehe take a wild guess

The last website you visited?
Pappys pervy pile o porn

Is anything alive in your room?
Alex's Panda scares me

When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
It was Elaine's idea of thanksgiving dinner

Do you have a desk in your room?
yes and its just waiting for you to come knock everything off of it

What happened at 9:00 am today?
dn't know yet

What is the last thing someone bought you?
Ric sent me a bunch of stuff from his travels....he was trying to fatten me up

When was the last time you saw number 3 on your top friends?
in person?
I saw her on webcam when she got her hair cut short! haha

Do you plan on moving in the next year?
Not unless this house burns down....but you never heard me say that

What are you doing right now besides this survey?
hehehe.. JOKE I am not THAT bad

What are your plans tomorrow?
World Domination and cutting my toenails

Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
take a look at my ex-boyfriends

Who was the last person you saw?

What was the last movie you watched?
Pirates in my Pants

Have you ever cried when you're mad?
No I get mad when I am mad.

Is there anyone you wish was still in your life that passed away?
Of course, and there are a few that I wish the opposite! lmao

Name something that made you mad today?
my shoulder is hurting

Is there anybody you wish would fall off the planet?
yes please

What were you doing an hour ago?
lying in bed....

What was the last thing you said aloud?

How many different things did you drink today?
the semen of a righteous man and some gatorade

Are you a heavy sleeper?
I am a big girl, yes but I wake easily

How is your hair?
its thick and coarse like I like my men

Are you typically a jealous person?
I had nothing to do with her disappearance! Geez what is this the third degree??

Do you chew on straws?

Who's on your mind?
Fred...he keeps talking!

Have you ever told someone to their face that they were ugly?
No but I handed them a paper bag before we had sex

Is your bed against more than one of your walls?
yes its in the corner

Have you ever been attracted to someone's parent?
When I was in HS a couple of my friends had hot dads

Are you currently in a relationship, single, or married?
married to Chilli (oops that is a secret) is an open marriage anyway

Have you ever pole danced before?
Yes I do the Polish Dance of Love....its rather similar to the chicken dance

Do you think the legal drinking age should be changed?
No but marijuana should be legalized

How much water do you drink daily?
5 tons

Are you scared of people that don't have eyelashes?
*hides in fear*

Do you normally say "cute" or "hot"?
it depends who I am talking about doesnt it!

Have you illegally downloaded anything in the past 24 hours?
that wasn't me, lauren was on my computer

What color are your eyes/What color do you wish they were?
hazel..i wish they were a pure green

Something you really want right now?
sex :) *jules leaves G's girls answer*

Do you think you've changed over the past year?
yes I have shrank

Have you ever broken into someone's house?
He told me it was his parent's place!

Do you currently have feelings for anybody?

Would you ever kiss your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?
If we were playing spin the bottle

What are you going to do when you're done with this survey?
Begin working on my list of demands

Have you ever swallowed a watermelon seed?
Probably I have swallowed all kinds of stuff

Would you rather meet the President or Paris Hilton?
These are my only two choices, out of everyone in the whole world?? Why not John Krasinski or Clive Owen or Gerard Butler?? You suck!

Are you currently looking forward to anything?

Have you ever had a bubble blowing contest?
No I don't share my bubbles

Do you wear a hat or visor daily?
No that WASNT ME! It was someone else wearing a big hat and mary kate sunglasses

Have you ever wished for something and it came true?
No...the stars hate me

Do you regret anything about your past?
Yes...but no sense dwelling on that is there?

Would you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your fiancé?
Donna you slut!

Have you ever seen a live bat?
I have some living in my basement....they keep my prisoners company

Do you find it in your heart to forgive?
three strikes you are out

Would you rather not eat or not sleep?
I really don't like you

Do you care if people talk badly about you?
it bothers me, I won't deny it

Are you in a good mood?
yes considering

Do you think people will exist forever?
Hmmm.....sometimes I wonder...we may have to move to another planet so we can destroy that one too

Be honest, do you like people in general?
No they are stupid....but of course I love you

Are you taller than 5'6“?
equal to

Do you like the color blue?
Blue is the color of the DEVIL

Any upcoming concerts you are wanting to attend?
Yes one in London

Ever kissed a Joe, Kevin, or Nick?
That wasn't me, it was SOMEONE ELSE I tell you

Have you ever had a girl best friend?
surprisingly, yes

Has a girl ever complimented your hair?
thats what I get complimented on the most from girls...guys its boobs or ass

What are you wearing right now?
nothing except a smile

Who is the last person to send you a message on myspace?

Are you jealous of anyone right now?
whoever is getting nailed by a righteous man

Do you love anyone?
of course

Do you eat healthy?
yes, but we all slip up occasionally, and that margarita was good last night

Do you think you're old?
Mentally I am about 17

Currently wanting anything?
for the last time, a RIGHTEOUS MAN

Do you like your hair?
I love it, it keeps my head warm

What is on your mind?
finishing this and stumbling to the kitchen for a pot of coffee

Do you prefer an ocean or pool?

Who told you they loved you last?
besides my kids, it was Ric...he had no trouble telling me how he felt