long ass survey ala G's girl
What holiday is your birthday closest to?
Valentine's Day...how ironic
Where was the last house you went besides your house?
Chilli's ...he had wine
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes...Sara Rue (who plays me in the movie), Wynonna Judd (umm NO), Gillian Andersen, Julianne Moore, basically anyone who is redheaded
How do you like your steak cooked?
Med well...no blood and no mooing
What is the best thing in your refrigerator right now?
Sabra Hummus....its divine
Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Not yet *knocks wood*
Where was your default picture taken?
My bedroom
Have you ever seen a dead body?
No, I don't know WHAT you are implying but I had nothing to do with that
What's the first thing you did this morning?
hehehehe take a wild guess
The last website you visited?
Pappys pervy pile o porn
Is anything alive in your room?
Alex's Panda scares me
When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
It was Elaine's idea of thanksgiving dinner
Do you have a desk in your room?
yes and its just waiting for you to come knock everything off of it
What happened at 9:00 am today?
dn't know yet
What is the last thing someone bought you?
Ric sent me a bunch of stuff from his travels....he was trying to fatten me up
When was the last time you saw number 3 on your top friends?
in person?
I saw her on webcam when she got her hair cut short! haha
Do you plan on moving in the next year?
Not unless this house burns down....but you never heard me say that
What are you doing right now besides this survey?
hehehe.. JOKE I am not THAT bad
What are your plans tomorrow?
World Domination and cutting my toenails
Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
take a look at my ex-boyfriends
Who was the last person you saw?
Fred
What was the last movie you watched?
Pirates in my Pants
Have you ever cried when you're mad?
No I get mad when I am mad.
Is there anyone you wish was still in your life that passed away?
Of course, and there are a few that I wish the opposite! lmao
Name something that made you mad today?
my shoulder is hurting
Is there anybody you wish would fall off the planet?
yes please
What were you doing an hour ago?
lying in bed....
What was the last thing you said aloud?
oh SHIT
How many different things did you drink today?
the semen of a righteous man and some gatorade
Are you a heavy sleeper?
I am a big girl, yes but I wake easily
How is your hair?
its thick and coarse like I like my men
Are you typically a jealous person?
I had nothing to do with her disappearance! Geez what is this the third degree??
Do you chew on straws?
no
Who's on your mind?
Fred...he keeps talking!
Have you ever told someone to their face that they were ugly?
No but I handed them a paper bag before we had sex
Is your bed against more than one of your walls?
yes its in the corner
Have you ever been attracted to someone's parent?
When I was in HS a couple of my friends had hot dads
Are you currently in a relationship, single, or married?
married to Chilli (oops that is a secret)...it is an open marriage anyway
Have you ever pole danced before?
Yes I do the Polish Dance of Love....its rather similar to the chicken dance
Do you think the legal drinking age should be changed?
No but marijuana should be legalized
How much water do you drink daily?
1.
5 tons
Are you scared of people that don't have eyelashes?
*hides in fear*
Do you normally say "cute" or "hot"?
it depends who I am talking about doesnt it!
Have you illegally downloaded anything in the past 24 hours?
that wasn't me, lauren was on my computer
What color are your eyes/What color do you wish they were?
hazel..i wish they were a pure green
Something you really want right now?
sex :) *jules leaves G's girls answer*
Do you think you've changed over the past year?
yes I have shrank
Have you ever broken into someone's house?
He told me it was his parent's place!
Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
Yes
Would you ever kiss your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?
If we were playing spin the bottle
What are you going to do when you're done with this survey?
Begin working on my list of demands
Have you ever swallowed a watermelon seed?
Probably I have swallowed all kinds of stuff
Would you rather meet the President or Paris Hilton?
These are my only two choices, out of everyone in the whole world?? Why not John Krasinski or Clive Owen or Gerard Butler?? You suck!
Are you currently looking forward to anything?
sex
Have you ever had a bubble blowing contest?
No I don't share my bubbles
Do you wear a hat or visor daily?
No that WASNT ME! It was someone else wearing a big hat and mary kate sunglasses
Have you ever wished for something and it came true?
No...the stars hate me
Do you regret anything about your past?
Yes...but no sense dwelling on that is there?
Would you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your fiancé?
Donna you slut!
Have you ever seen a live bat?
I have some living in my basement....they keep my prisoners company
Do you find it in your heart to forgive?
three strikes you are out
Would you rather not eat or not sleep?
I really don't like you
Do you care if people talk badly about you?
it bothers me, I won't deny it
Are you in a good mood?
yes considering
Do you think people will exist forever?
Hmmm.....sometimes I wonder...we may have to move to another planet so we can destroy that one too
Be honest, do you like people in general?
No they are stupid....but of course I love you
Are you taller than 5'6“?
equal to
Do you like the color blue?
Blue is the color of the DEVIL
Any upcoming concerts you are wanting to attend?
Yes one in London
Ever kissed a Joe, Kevin, or Nick?
That wasn't me, it was SOMEONE ELSE I tell you
Have you ever had a girl best friend?
surprisingly, yes
Has a girl ever complimented your hair?
thats what I get complimented on the most from girls...guys its boobs or ass
What are you wearing right now?
nothing except a smile
Who is the last person to send you a message on myspace?
jocawa
Are you jealous of anyone right now?
whoever is getting nailed by a righteous man
Do you love anyone?
of course
Do you eat healthy?
yes, but we all slip up occasionally, and that margarita was good last night
Do you think you're old?
Mentally I am about 17
Currently wanting anything?
for the last time, a RIGHTEOUS MAN
Do you like your hair?
I love it, it keeps my head warm
What is on your mind?
finishing this and stumbling to the kitchen for a pot of coffee
Do you prefer an ocean or pool?
pool
Who told you they loved you last?
besides my kids, it was Ric...he had no trouble telling me how he felt
Valentine's Day...how ironic
Where was the last house you went besides your house?
Chilli's ...he had wine
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes...Sara Rue (who plays me in the movie), Wynonna Judd (umm NO), Gillian Andersen, Julianne Moore, basically anyone who is redheaded
How do you like your steak cooked?
Med well...no blood and no mooing
What is the best thing in your refrigerator right now?
Sabra Hummus....its divine
Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Not yet *knocks wood*
Where was your default picture taken?
My bedroom
Have you ever seen a dead body?
No, I don't know WHAT you are implying but I had nothing to do with that
What's the first thing you did this morning?
hehehehe take a wild guess
The last website you visited?
Pappys pervy pile o porn
Is anything alive in your room?
Alex's Panda scares me
When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
It was Elaine's idea of thanksgiving dinner
Do you have a desk in your room?
yes and its just waiting for you to come knock everything off of it
What happened at 9:00 am today?
dn't know yet
What is the last thing someone bought you?
Ric sent me a bunch of stuff from his travels....he was trying to fatten me up
When was the last time you saw number 3 on your top friends?
in person?
I saw her on webcam when she got her hair cut short! haha
Do you plan on moving in the next year?
Not unless this house burns down....but you never heard me say that
What are you doing right now besides this survey?
hehehe.. JOKE I am not THAT bad
What are your plans tomorrow?
World Domination and cutting my toenails
Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
take a look at my ex-boyfriends
Who was the last person you saw?
Fred
What was the last movie you watched?
Pirates in my Pants
Have you ever cried when you're mad?
No I get mad when I am mad.
Is there anyone you wish was still in your life that passed away?
Of course, and there are a few that I wish the opposite! lmao
Name something that made you mad today?
my shoulder is hurting
Is there anybody you wish would fall off the planet?
yes please
What were you doing an hour ago?
lying in bed....
What was the last thing you said aloud?
oh SHIT
How many different things did you drink today?
the semen of a righteous man and some gatorade
Are you a heavy sleeper?
I am a big girl, yes but I wake easily
How is your hair?
its thick and coarse like I like my men
Are you typically a jealous person?
I had nothing to do with her disappearance! Geez what is this the third degree??
Do you chew on straws?
no
Who's on your mind?
Fred...he keeps talking!
Have you ever told someone to their face that they were ugly?
No but I handed them a paper bag before we had sex
Is your bed against more than one of your walls?
yes its in the corner
Have you ever been attracted to someone's parent?
When I was in HS a couple of my friends had hot dads
Are you currently in a relationship, single, or married?
married to Chilli (oops that is a secret)...it is an open marriage anyway
Have you ever pole danced before?
Yes I do the Polish Dance of Love....its rather similar to the chicken dance
Do you think the legal drinking age should be changed?
No but marijuana should be legalized
How much water do you drink daily?
1.
5 tons
Are you scared of people that don't have eyelashes?
*hides in fear*
Do you normally say "cute" or "hot"?
it depends who I am talking about doesnt it!
Have you illegally downloaded anything in the past 24 hours?
that wasn't me, lauren was on my computer
What color are your eyes/What color do you wish they were?
hazel..i wish they were a pure green
Something you really want right now?
sex :) *jules leaves G's girls answer*
Do you think you've changed over the past year?
yes I have shrank
Have you ever broken into someone's house?
He told me it was his parent's place!
Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
Yes
Would you ever kiss your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?
If we were playing spin the bottle
What are you going to do when you're done with this survey?
Begin working on my list of demands
Have you ever swallowed a watermelon seed?
Probably I have swallowed all kinds of stuff
Would you rather meet the President or Paris Hilton?
These are my only two choices, out of everyone in the whole world?? Why not John Krasinski or Clive Owen or Gerard Butler?? You suck!
Are you currently looking forward to anything?
sex
Have you ever had a bubble blowing contest?
No I don't share my bubbles
Do you wear a hat or visor daily?
No that WASNT ME! It was someone else wearing a big hat and mary kate sunglasses
Have you ever wished for something and it came true?
No...the stars hate me
Do you regret anything about your past?
Yes...but no sense dwelling on that is there?
Would you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your fiancé?
Donna you slut!
Have you ever seen a live bat?
I have some living in my basement....they keep my prisoners company
Do you find it in your heart to forgive?
three strikes you are out
Would you rather not eat or not sleep?
I really don't like you
Do you care if people talk badly about you?
it bothers me, I won't deny it
Are you in a good mood?
yes considering
Do you think people will exist forever?
Hmmm.....sometimes I wonder...we may have to move to another planet so we can destroy that one too
Be honest, do you like people in general?
No they are stupid....but of course I love you
Are you taller than 5'6“?
equal to
Do you like the color blue?
Blue is the color of the DEVIL
Any upcoming concerts you are wanting to attend?
Yes one in London
Ever kissed a Joe, Kevin, or Nick?
That wasn't me, it was SOMEONE ELSE I tell you
Have you ever had a girl best friend?
surprisingly, yes
Has a girl ever complimented your hair?
thats what I get complimented on the most from girls...guys its boobs or ass
What are you wearing right now?
nothing except a smile
Who is the last person to send you a message on myspace?
jocawa
Are you jealous of anyone right now?
whoever is getting nailed by a righteous man
Do you love anyone?
of course
Do you eat healthy?
yes, but we all slip up occasionally, and that margarita was good last night
Do you think you're old?
Mentally I am about 17
Currently wanting anything?
for the last time, a RIGHTEOUS MAN
Do you like your hair?
I love it, it keeps my head warm
What is on your mind?
finishing this and stumbling to the kitchen for a pot of coffee
Do you prefer an ocean or pool?
pool
Who told you they loved you last?
besides my kids, it was Ric...he had no trouble telling me how he felt
posted by jules mcnubbin (buttmuffin) at Sunday, September 14, 2008
