sat nite with the survey king
Do you have both a loud side and a quiet side?
yes the front is louder, thank GOD
Who is the next person you'll hold hands with?
Rajeeshamaraka... my spiritualist. He makes us all hold hands and sit in a circle, and then we just chit chat a bit. Afterwards we go to Golden Corral.
Are you dating the last person you kissed on the lips?
Alex? No thanks.
Have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again?
No, I am very good at it.
Have you ever liked someone that had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
No I hate all couples! THEY MUST DIE.
What were you doing last night?
Devising a new strategy for world domination. The plans have been formulated.
What if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
Impossible since she is my daughter. If you mean a romantic kiss, then just off the top of my head, I'd say: I'd rather be slowly eaten by fireants, have my eyes poked out, every hair on my body pulled out with tweezers, all my skin pulled off and be set on fire than give birth to a child by that idiotic lying cheating scumbag. Yeah... I don't like him a whole lot.
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with J, K , M, A. S, or T.
I only kiss guys with J names. And I predict that trend to continue in 2009.
If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you?
No just send me something expensive.
How did you and your number two become friends
I believe Rhoda told him to add me. Boy does she feel bad about that now.
*pats Rhoda on the head*
Last person to send you a Myspace message?
Lenka, she is trying to pressure me into adding her song on my playlist. Nobody tells me what to do, Lenka.. You HEAR ME?? NOBODY!!!!
Have you held hands with anyone this past week?
myself. It was stimulating.
Have you spoken to your mother today?
Yes she didn't respond though.
Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
No cause if they do they are stupid and irrelevant.
Next time you will kiss someone?
The best kisses are not planned.
Do you currently like anyone?
No I hate everyone. Except you of course.
:-)
Do you wear flip-flops during the winter?
Sometimes, cause its like 70 degrees here occasionally
Do you tend to set yourself up for dissapointment?
No I never think anything good is going to happen therefore I am never disappointed, but am occasionally pleasantly surprised! Go me!
Is it hard for you to ask for help?
The muffin does not need your help. The muffin is invincible.
But while you're up, can you make me a ham sandwich?
Would you rather go to the movies or the mall?
Movies.. OMG I hate malls!
What does your ex think about you?
He wishes he could get some muffin lovin... *evil laugh*
Hows your luck been lately?
I have walked back and forth down the hallway without tripping and breaking all my bones, so pretty good I'd say!
Who is your best friend?
Fred
Who is at your house?
Fred, and Lauren
Who said hey to you today?
Jason rang me on skype... but technically he said 'ey
Who was your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend?
James... or shall I say DUMBASS
What are you doing in an hour?
pleasuring myself thoroughly
What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to move all the furniture 2" to the left.. I need realign my chi to spark my creativity
What are you doing right now?
I am typing this bulletin with my right hand and... thats all you need to know.
Where were you at twelve noon today?
Zimbabwe. The goats had escaped.
Where is your toothbrush at?
CRAP! I left it in Zimbabwe!! Feck.
Where are your parents?
They are at one with the universe...or maybe just floating around spying on me.
*closes drapes*
When was the last time you had a fruit smoothie?
It's been 573 days, 2 hours, 23 minutes and 54 seconds. Just a few more days, and I will break the world record.
Why are you taking this?
Taking what? I am just borrowing that!
Why are you wearing what your wearing?
Because I made a vow to God, all my myspace friends, and myself that I would not wander out of my pajamas today.
And by the beard of ZEUS, I kept that promise!!
What color shirt are you wearing?
pink pajama top
What have you done today?
I completed my plans for world domination, licked peoples lollipops on facebook, read a cookbook on the toilet , and then unwound all the rolls of toilet paper and re-wound them in a counter clockwise manner. It relaxes me before bedtime.
Who was the last person to call you?
Donna... she has to fill me in on the juicy details.. and then we made fun of some people and she hung up.
Are you in a good mood?
If I wasn't, you'd be dead right now.
Where did you last sleep other than your house?
The goat farm in Zimbabwe. I took a short nap before the return flight.
Would you be able to date someone who doesn't make you happy?
I can be miserable all by myself, thank you very much!
Describe what you did yesterday:
I can't tell you what I did yesterday. Anything but that.
What was the last thing you laughed really hard about?
When me and Donna were making fun of people on the phone... ahh good times.
yes the front is louder, thank GOD
Who is the next person you'll hold hands with?
Rajeeshamaraka... my spiritualist. He makes us all hold hands and sit in a circle, and then we just chit chat a bit. Afterwards we go to Golden Corral.
Are you dating the last person you kissed on the lips?
Alex? No thanks.
Have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again?
No, I am very good at it.
Have you ever liked someone that had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
No I hate all couples! THEY MUST DIE.
What were you doing last night?
Devising a new strategy for world domination. The plans have been formulated.
What if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
Impossible since she is my daughter. If you mean a romantic kiss, then just off the top of my head, I'd say: I'd rather be slowly eaten by fireants, have my eyes poked out, every hair on my body pulled out with tweezers, all my skin pulled off and be set on fire than give birth to a child by that idiotic lying cheating scumbag. Yeah... I don't like him a whole lot.
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with J, K , M, A. S, or T.
I only kiss guys with J names. And I predict that trend to continue in 2009.
If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you?
No just send me something expensive.
How did you and your number two become friends
I believe Rhoda told him to add me. Boy does she feel bad about that now.
*pats Rhoda on the head*
Last person to send you a Myspace message?
Lenka, she is trying to pressure me into adding her song on my playlist. Nobody tells me what to do, Lenka.. You HEAR ME?? NOBODY!!!!
Have you held hands with anyone this past week?
myself. It was stimulating.
Have you spoken to your mother today?
Yes she didn't respond though.
Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
No cause if they do they are stupid and irrelevant.
Next time you will kiss someone?
The best kisses are not planned.
Do you currently like anyone?
No I hate everyone. Except you of course.
:-)
Do you wear flip-flops during the winter?
Sometimes, cause its like 70 degrees here occasionally
Do you tend to set yourself up for dissapointment?
No I never think anything good is going to happen therefore I am never disappointed, but am occasionally pleasantly surprised! Go me!
Is it hard for you to ask for help?
The muffin does not need your help. The muffin is invincible.
But while you're up, can you make me a ham sandwich?
Would you rather go to the movies or the mall?
Movies.. OMG I hate malls!
What does your ex think about you?
He wishes he could get some muffin lovin... *evil laugh*
Hows your luck been lately?
I have walked back and forth down the hallway without tripping and breaking all my bones, so pretty good I'd say!
Who is your best friend?
Fred
Who is at your house?
Fred, and Lauren
Who said hey to you today?
Jason rang me on skype... but technically he said 'ey
Who was your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend?
James... or shall I say DUMBASS
What are you doing in an hour?
pleasuring myself thoroughly
What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to move all the furniture 2" to the left.. I need realign my chi to spark my creativity
What are you doing right now?
I am typing this bulletin with my right hand and... thats all you need to know.
Where were you at twelve noon today?
Zimbabwe. The goats had escaped.
Where is your toothbrush at?
CRAP! I left it in Zimbabwe!! Feck.
Where are your parents?
They are at one with the universe...or maybe just floating around spying on me.
*closes drapes*
When was the last time you had a fruit smoothie?
It's been 573 days, 2 hours, 23 minutes and 54 seconds. Just a few more days, and I will break the world record.
Why are you taking this?
Taking what? I am just borrowing that!
Why are you wearing what your wearing?
Because I made a vow to God, all my myspace friends, and myself that I would not wander out of my pajamas today.
And by the beard of ZEUS, I kept that promise!!
What color shirt are you wearing?
pink pajama top
What have you done today?
I completed my plans for world domination, licked peoples lollipops on facebook, read a cookbook on the toilet , and then unwound all the rolls of toilet paper and re-wound them in a counter clockwise manner. It relaxes me before bedtime.
Who was the last person to call you?
Donna... she has to fill me in on the juicy details.. and then we made fun of some people and she hung up.
Are you in a good mood?
If I wasn't, you'd be dead right now.
Where did you last sleep other than your house?
The goat farm in Zimbabwe. I took a short nap before the return flight.
Would you be able to date someone who doesn't make you happy?
I can be miserable all by myself, thank you very much!
Describe what you did yesterday:
I can't tell you what I did yesterday. Anything but that.
What was the last thing you laughed really hard about?
When me and Donna were making fun of people on the phone... ahh good times.
posted by jules mcnubbin (buttmuffin) at Sunday, January 04, 2009
