Monday, May 25, 2009

more reasons for deletion

TY Adriana and Beth may you have many wins this summer except for all the trips to Europe cause they are mine

What's the last article you tore out of a magazine?
How to tame a rowdy redhead in 1000 easy steps.. I mailed it to a friend

If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
the one in which I am getting the most sex, this year- possibly summer

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
I'd be arrested

Do you like the rain?
yes except when I am wearing tissue paper

What are you most excited about?
Fuzzy Bear's US Tour and also the roast beef sandwich Lauren just went to Arbys to get

Who was the last person you got into a argument with?
the voices, well actually they were arguing amongst themselves I was just listening

Can you handle the truth?
NOOOOO!! tell me nice happy things about rainbows and unicorns and enchanted forests with righteous men wearing towels

Are there some songs you can't listen to because they remind you of someone?
Idiot Boyfriend springs to mind

What was the highlight of today?
That will occur later after Alex goes to sleep

Do you wish you had the chance to tell someone something right now?
Clive, I'm sorry I threw those baked beans at the side of your house.

Who was the last person to make you smile?
Fuzzy Bear with his list of Five Famous Landmarks.. rofl

Has anyone disappointed you recently?
Mostly me, but if I didn't I'd die of shock. Then I'd be disappointed at myself for having died so young. I can't win.

At this moment in time, do you wish you could trade places with someone?
I want to keep my personality but I want it to be inside someone else's body please

What is the best thing that's happened in the past week?
I won $50 gas card and lived through Erin's spin class. A pretty good week.

Is there an A in your name?
Yes, if you can guess how many you get a special treat.

If you could push one person off of a mountain, who would it be?
That guy who charges you a fee to walk up the mountain

Do you want to fix things with anybody?
Well I'd prefer to just watch as they fixed things, here's my list.

Could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
I need more information, re: my lifespan

Do you hate the last person you kissed?
Yes I hate him for being such a damn good kisser. Grrr. :P

When did you have your first serious relationship?
Never. I want a lighthearted fun one.

Do you think two people could last forever?
If you put them in a ziplock bag and froze them, yes.

How many different people of the opposite sex have you really cried over?
Only the one, I was on top and he told me to stop it was freaking him out, so we switched places.

Do you like your life as of now?
I dislike the vast Atlantic.

Do you like Redbull?
*jumps up and down frantically, while shaking head*

Have you had the chicken pox?
I believe so, so you can come rub yourself on me, I am not scared.

Last person you told a secret to?
Doesn't matter, he's dead now.

Who did you last get into a big argument with?
Whoever wrote this quiz.. then I killed them with my bare hands.

Do you have a best friend to lean on?
Nobody is strong enough for that.

Are you happy right now?
Ecstatic. Can't you tell?

Have you ever walked on the beach at night?
Yes its very romantic isn't it. And it's dark and they can't see you throwing the body out to sea.

Who will be the first person you'll call tomorrow?
Depending on how Alex behaves in the morning, either my therapist or my drug dealer.

Do you have a picture of you kissing someone?
Not his lips

What was the last thing you drank?
kool aid with a splash of malibu

Do you want to see somebody right now?
No I want to feel them

Are you wearing socks?
hell no that would be weird since I'm naked

Who was the last person you took a picture with?

What was the first thing you thought this morning?
who's hand is this

Three hours ago, were you touching a person of the opposite sex?
no that would be me

Who made you mad today?
I went mad years ago , whatchutalkinbout

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
a very reliable Facebook survey said I would.

Do you like pancakes?
whats not to like?

Are you hiding something from someone?
the po po are out to get me

How long was your last phone call?
44 mins :-O

Who was the last person you talked on the phone with?

Who is your last missed call from?
my ex

Why did you miss it?
Cause he is an idiot and I hate him

When was the last time you saw the last person you kissed?

Are you a loud person?
Mentally yes

Are you okay with making a fool of yourself?
if I wasn't I'd be in for a lifetime of anguish

Is it easy to make you angry?
Well, once a month I get a little cranky. If I hear you breathe I will rip off your head and then do a jig around your headless corpse.

Do you consider yourself lucky?
Very. :-D

Who knows you the best?

Would you move to another state to be with the one you love?
I'd move to another planet

What do you do when there's someone you like and want to date?
Send them naked pics and hope for the best

How do you feel?

Sunday, May 24, 2009

fun with song titles

Using ONLY SONG TITLES from ONE artist, cleverly answer these questions:

It was hard to pick one artist.. but for some reason The Police popped into my head so I'm going with that one..I picked two songs for some of the questions :-)

1. Are you a male or female: Be My Girl - Sally

2. Describe yourself: Every Little Thing She Does is Magic

3. How do you feel about yourself: De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da

4. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Deathwish/Truth Hits Everybody

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation: The Bed's Too Big Without You/Hungry for You

6. Describe your current location: Behind My Camel

7. Describe where you want to be: Wrapped Around Your Finger

8. Your best friends are: Voices Inside My Head/Someone to Talk To

9. Your favorite color is: Darkness

10. You know that: When The World is Running Down, You Make the Best of What's Still Around

11. What’s the weather like: Invisible Sun/Shadows in the Rain

13. What is life to you: Message in a Bottle

14. What is the best advice you have to give: Don't Stand So Close to Me/Rehumanize Yourself

15. If you could change your name what would it be?: Masoko Tango

Sunday, May 17, 2009

32 ?'s

Lets see how many people delete me this time!

1.what bill do you hate paying the most?
IRS, the greedy bastards!

2.Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Arby's. And actually I was alone.

3.If you could go back and change one thing, what would it be?
I should never have been born... The Muffin Effect

4.Name of your first grade teacher?
How is that relevant? Don't make me kill you.

5.What do you really want to be doing right now?
Fuzzy Bear

6.What did you want to be when you grew up?
at least 5'

7.How many colleges did you attend?
3 if you count the online ones for World Domination Skills and Becoming a Priest

8.Why did you choose the shirt you have on right now?
the voices told me to.. plus it matches the pajama pants

9.What are your thoughts on gas prices?
you are boring me, I will terminate you soon.

10.If you could move anywhere and take someone with you, where and who would it be?
Righteous man- a hut in Fiji. that was easy

11.First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Time to make the muffins

12.Last thought when you fell asleep?
that felt nice

13.Do you miss being a child?
I am the same now...still waiting for sex as well too

14.What errand/chore do you despise?
torturing people for information

15.What is your fave cartoon character?

16.Favorite thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
I can't name just one. You gotta be kidding.

17.Have you found real love yet?

18.When did you start feeling old?
how did you know that was his nickname??

19.What do you get every time you go to Wal Mart?
the urge to destroy all of mankind in an unparalleled explosion

20.Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
You're asking the wrong person. I just want him to drag me into his cave for a few hours

21.What's your drink?
Roofie Surprise with a Twist

22.Who from high school would you like to run into?
with my car? I can think of a few.

23.Worst relationship mistake you wish you could take back?

24.What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Jackie Stallone. I'm dieting.

25.Inside or outside?
I'm easy. Where do you want to do it?

26.Have you ever crashed a vehicle?
Yes I was running down some high school pals like you told me to..

27.Last book you read?
Learning to Love Yourself (it came with a free massaging wand)

28.Do you have a teddy bear?
several.. the last one I got says I ♥ Fuzzy lol

29.Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?

30.Do you go to church?
No I worship him nightly from my very own room, in fact you may be able to hear me saying OH GOD YES

31.Would you rather start a new job or a new relationship?
both and soon please

32.How old are you?
I'm terminating you now.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

really long survey

copied from Facebook which is where I hang out all the time now.. if you want to know more about me you should add me on there :-)

on with the survey

Sunday, May 10, 2009 at 9:22pm | Edit Note | Delete
What do you want more than anything in this world?
my own planet, but in this world I'll just settle for a righteous man

Are you a player?
I'm a lover baby

Last time you felt physical pain?
I can't remember, I've been floating outside of my body for several weeks now

Last time you felt emotional pain?
whilst watching Role Models earlier today

Who will be your next kiss?
I cannot predict such things!

Do you miss anyone from your past?
No, he was from the future and he said he'd be right back

Do you hate anyone?
No I just have them terminated then I don't hate them anymore

Anything you would change about your life right now?
yes where is the righteous man?? *looks at bed.. where Alex is cutting her toenails* *sigh*

When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
saturday at 9pm, I was in my residence. And I don't know anything else about her disappearance so leave me the hell alone!

Anyone jealous of you or anything you have?
I was sad because I had a big ass until I met the man who had no ass. And even he wasn't jealous of me.

Current mood?
blerghy blech mucky bleh
sorry I was eating taffy.. I feel wonderful

Would you run around your neighborhood at night without a shirt for $500?
Hey I do that every night and no one ever pays me!

To get with someone of the opposite sex, have you ever faked being drunk?
no but I faked being sober

Which one of your friends would you swap eyes with, if you had to?
Margaret has amazingly gorgeous blue eyes!

Are you mad at someone right now?
I dont get mad, I just terminate you.

Did the last person who hurt you apologize?
No, he said: "shut up, you love it"

Is the last person you hugged older than you?
No he is ageless. and imaginary.

Do you think you have made anyone happy recently?
well he was smiling when he dropped me off at the airport

What are you excited for?
alex finishing cutting her toenails

Have you ever made out against a car?
I know it looked like me but that was my evil twin.

Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
I find that pam and a big spatula usually works pretty good

Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
Clive Owen

Do you think its wrong to have sex before marriage?
fuck no you gotta try the merchandise before you buy it! a few thousand times at least, and then maybe you get something in writing saying you can return it and get your money back..and then I still am not sure if I wanna buy it. Let me try it a few more times first.

Do you think you will ever get married?
well I took a facebook quiz and it said I would in 4 yrs so I'm 99% sure it is going to happen

Have you ever seen the last person you texted completely naked?
no, not completely ... he had socks on

Do you want to see somebody right now?
a righteous man holding a big..... wad of cash

Do you like being single?
the lack of sex is disturbing

Would you ever get your nipples pierced?
you get your balls pierced and then ask me

What were you doing at 8 this morning?
drooling on my pillow

Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
no it was a very nice rumor, about how sweet I am... and its not true!

If alcohol were banned, what would be your reaction?
that is the most ridiculous question ever *hic*

Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
that is the story of my life! Seriously thats the name of my autobiography.

Is there anything you wish you could say to an ex?
oh yeah

Are you easy to get along with?
fuck you if you think I'm not!

Have you ever thrown up from drinking?
no usually its from eating

Is there anyone you would do anything for?
I'll do anything for love, but I wont do THAT

Is there a friend you can't stand?
Yeah she likes me to sit cause she is real short.

Has anyone ever called you an alcoholic?
don't be ridicorussshhh *hic*

Have you ever had a friend who had an eating disorder?
I think Lorraine has a chocolate problem. I've offered to help her by eating some of it for her, but she grabbed it all and took off.

Do you get shy around the guy/girl you like?
no, not at all. he/she gets me, and I get him/her.. and his/her name is Pat.

What's your opinion on pot?
its bad, now give it here and I will dispose of it... and the proper method is by burning this pretty vase that has a hole on the side

What will people say at your funeral?
thank God she lost the weight, cause she sure doesn't have enough friends to carry THAT casket hahaha

Would you give kissing lessons?
No, I'm done giving out lessons.. I want to be taught a few things.. ;-)

Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?
how bout I pierce your heart with this spear?

If given the chance and you wouldn't get caught, would you try heroin?
thats ok I am high on life.

Is your heart broken right now?
I hope not I need it for erin's class.

Do you think that marrying your 3rd cousin is okay?
it is perfectly natural here in North Carolina.

Your phone rings, what do you say?
fuck who the hell is that

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
no, its Pat.

Do you have a reason to smile right now?
I have a million reasons to smile and a billion ways to make you beg me to stop

Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
Yes. I will give them a reason, dammit!

Is there someone you will never forget?
I have tried, and spent thousands of dollars. Damn you.

Did you have sex today?
*evil glare*

Think back one year ago, were you single?
*pulls out gun*

Do you miss anyone?

Have you ever kissed someone even though you knew they were dating someone else?
yes their boyfriend paid me and asked to watch.

Have you ever been in a situation where you had to be around your ex?
identifying his body at the morgue

Have you ever been sent to the office at school because your outfit was inappropriate for school?
yes but I dont see anything wrong with my gerbil costume.

Does anyone completely understand you?
they think they do, but they have no clue. mwa ha ha ha ha ha.. de doo doo doo

What's usually colder, your hands or your feet?
whichever is closest to your warm body

If some random person proposed to you right now, you'd say?
I'd say tell me more, oh random person

You just drank 15 shots,what would you be doing?
humping the dog and singing showtunes

What is important to you as of right now?
finishing this quiz ffs

Do you like competition?
I crave it... bring it on I say!

Do you want children?
I need them for my factory. Their hands are smaller and can fit inside the machinery better.

Do you believe you can change someone?
Pat says No.

What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
that feels nice

Wednesday, May 06, 2009


Wednesday, May 6, 2009 at 9:23pm | Edit Note | Delete
Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name
followed by "ology".


1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
when I'm a good girl: raspberry vinagrette (esp love Annie's brand)
when I'm bad: ginger dressing at any Japanese restaurant.. omg

2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Blue Moon Bistro in Beaufort

3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Mexican food.. with a margarita :-)

4. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
mushrooms, veggies, cheese...

5. What do you like to put on your toast?
unsalted butter and Bonne Maman four fruit jam. or a righteous man.


1. How many televisions are in your house?
an embarrassing amount.. but I won most of them..I think 5 or 6?

2. What color cell phone do you have?


1. Are you right-handed or left-handed?

2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
two children... well I pushed them out really..unfortunately they made me take them with me when I left

3. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
my ass off the floor

4. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Not yet but it sounds like fun


1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Yeah if it is soon, so I can spend all my money :-)

2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
With a name like Buttmuffin McNubbin?? Nothing can top that!

3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Yes I would do lots of things for large sums of money.


1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
a gazillion plus one.. old navy had a sale one year

2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Every day, story of my life. I have a guilty face

3. Last person you talked to?
myself, but then I pissed myself off so now we're not speaking

4. Last person you hugged?
myself in pilates. It was not the best. I was sweaty.


1. Season?

2. Holiday?
this past April when I went to England.. oh yeah.

3. Day of the week?

4. Month?
April 2009


1. Missing someone?
Not anymore, I got a missile launcher

2. Mood?

3. What are you listening to?
the missile launcher warming up.. such a soothing sound.

4. Watching?
Pirates in my Pants

5. Worrying about?
Do I really have a problem or can I stop if I need to?


1. First place you went this morning?

2. What's the last movie you saw?
Wolverine.. Hugh Jackman has a nice butt too lemme tell ya

3. Do you smile often?
its an eVIL smile

4. Sleeping alone tonight?
I WISH... could I trade Pooh Bear for Fuzzy Bear please?


1. Do you always answer your phone?
If you are worthy I will answer.

2. Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Someone who is about to die.

3. If you could change your eye color what would it be?

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I don't go to sonic but I'd add vanilla if I did

5. Do you own a digital camera?

6. Have you ever had a pet fish?
Yes we have a few goldfish. They are severely depressed. I just threw some prozac in there *fingers crossed*

7. Favorite Christmas song
Swiss Colony Beef Log

8. What's on your wish list for your birthday?
More sex

9. Can you do push ups?
Erin makes me.

10. Can you do a chin up?
Not likely

11. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
I try not to think too much it makes me thow up

12. Do you have any saved texts?
Yes, hehehe and no you can't see them

13. Ever been in a car wreck?
quite a few and sometimes I just arrive at the scene and lie down in the road

14. Do you have an accent?

15. What is the last song to make you cry?
Shake Your Groove Thing

16. Plans tonight?
soaking in a bath full of epsom salt

17. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Yes, went through a bad depression after losing my dad and going through a breakup at the same time

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
I ordered some step aerobics dvds to do at home

19. Have you ever been given roses?
yes back in 1972

20. Current worries...
Will Ian finish the time machine on schedule or will I have to terminate him?

21. Current hate right now?
Anyone who stands in my way

22. Met someone who changed your life?
Dr Shakardian who performed the operation :-)

23. What song represents you?
Big and Chunky-

25. Name three people who might complete this?
If I could predict that, I'd be buying lottery tickets or something

26. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yes I would have a very long talk with the young muffin...

27. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
My shortest relationship was 3 yrs.. 3 yrs of PURE HELL

28. Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
ears and a butterfly tattoo on my tummy

29. Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
Perhaps. I have the rope, duct tape and chloroform doused rags in the back of the car.

30. Does anyone love you?
Everyone loves me. Or else they die.

31. Ever had someone sing to you?
Yes, then they took him away

32. When did you last cry?
the first three days back home from my vacation.. it SUCKED to be home

33. Do you like to cuddle?
YES PLEASE!! for awhile, then roll over and sleep.. then wake me up and cuddle some more :-)

34. Have you held hands with anyone today?

35. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
I believe that was my Police phase

36. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
A mix.. most are fairly new. I get bored easily then adios muchachos

37. Do you like pulpy orange juice?
yes and if you drink it all, prepare to die.

38. What is something your friends make fun of you for?
being horny