Wednesday, March 09, 2005

hey now, no need to be so cocky. Posted by Hello

Song for the Day: Swiss Colony Beef Log- Cartman

In case you are confused as to how yours rates compared to others, go here:
Simply cut out the handy chart and measure your penis! Doesnt that sound like fun :)

I personally would rate the sizes a bit differently. In order from smallest-biggest:
1. "awww isnt that cute"
2. oh. ok. that'll do.
3. yeah. now we're talking.

Also, it is just coincidence that all my happily married friends are married to #3 and #4's?
Does size have something to do with marital bliss? I welcome your opinions. anyone. hello is this thing on?