Wednesday, March 09, 2005


hey now, no need to be so cocky. Posted by Hello

Song for the Day: Swiss Colony Beef Log- Cartman

In case you are confused as to how yours rates compared to others, go here:
http://www.get-penis-enlargement.com/rate-my-penis-size.htm
Simply cut out the handy chart and measure your penis! Doesnt that sound like fun :)

I personally would rate the sizes a bit differently. In order from smallest-biggest:
1. "awww isnt that cute"
2. oh. ok. that'll do.
3. yeah. now we're talking.
4. HOLY SHIT

Also, it is just coincidence that all my happily married friends are married to #3 and #4's?
Does size have something to do with marital bliss? I welcome your opinions. anyone. hello is this thing on?