hey now, no need to be so cocky.
Song for the Day: Swiss Colony Beef Log- Cartman
In case you are confused as to how yours rates compared to others, go here:
Simply cut out the handy chart and measure your penis! Doesnt that sound like fun :)
I personally would rate the sizes a bit differently. In order from smallest-biggest:
1. "awww isnt that cute"
2. oh. ok. that'll do.
3. yeah. now we're talking.
4. HOLY SHIT
Also, it is just coincidence that all my happily married friends are married to #3 and #4's?
Does size have something to do with marital bliss? I welcome your opinions. anyone. hello is this thing on?