carmens long ass survey
Are you cheating on someone right now?
I'm single but I have never cheated on anyone
Are your parents divorced?
they were married for 50 yrs
Would you ever get a tattoo?
yes i have one
What's your mood?
grumpy
Did you enjoy your weekend?
not really
Do you regret doing something today?
waking up
Are you slowly drifting away from someone?
not sure
Who is the last person you told a secret to?
fred
Are you going to be home alone tonight?
I wish
Who else is in the room with you?
buttons and fred
In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?
I hate coats I am hot blooded
Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
yes
How long can you go without your mobile phone?
I am not a big talker
What are you doing tomorrow?
working or should I say, going to work.
Ever kissed someone else's girlfriend/boyfriend?
no
What is one place you would love to visit?
Italy
Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
In the car, loud.
Who were the last 4 texts messages you received from?
Buttons. He is bitching about the litterbox again.
Next vacation you're going on?
Thinking about booking a Broadway trip one weekend
Do you like scary movies?
yes
Would you rather stay home all day, or be out and about?
home
Last thing you purchased?
Icehouse cd and some Albert Brooks movies from Amazon
How many speeding tickets have you gotten?
two
When was the last time you swam?
yesterday
Do you keep your closet organized?
haha
How do you make headaches go away?
masturbation
What would be the best gift someone could get you right now?
I want a lover who won't drive me crazy, someone who'll thrill me, and then go away!
What movie are you waiting to see in theaters?
Twilight
Have you played on the Wii yet?
No but I want to
How many piercings do you have?
3
What is your favorite drink?
Yes I like Pina Coladas, and gettin caught in the rain
How often do you say the F word?
constantly, its how I answer the telephone
Where will you be 2 hours from now?
Zimbabwe
Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with an A?
Hmmm.....no but I had sex with him
Where is your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife at?
they are all over at my neighbors having an orgy
Can you make yourself sneeze?
yes actually, just call Ric
Have you ever passed out?
yes once from the flu and once from drinking
When is the last time you saw number 1 on your top friends?
Whenever she wants something, otherwise she remains hidden in the dark recesses of the VORTEX OF DOOM (end of the hallway, on your right)
Have you ever wanted to be a firefighter?
No but I'd like to do one
What are you stressed out about?
being in pain
Is your dad over the age of 40?
he passed away
Do you have siblings over the age of 21?
yes they're all old but I seem to be aging in reverse
Why did you last cry?
last wednesday, I was hormonal and a dog smiled at me
Do you think your wasting your time on the person you like?
I hope not, Clive told me he would be in touch
Can you fill this out without lying?
no
There anything you want to tell somebody?
Clive Owen, call me!
Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction they are going!
There's no knowing where they're rowing,
Or which way they river's flowing!
Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing,
For the rowers keep on rowing,
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing...
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a T?
Ted Danson, this was not recently BTW
Where was your default picture taken?
my bedroom
Do you do your own laundry?
When Ramon is off duty I do
Name some people that made you laugh yesterday?
Fred, my imaginary friend
How late did you stay up last night and why?
10 pm...I was in pain, took muscle relaxers and got in bed with New Moon book
Do you believe ex's can be friends?
Its not a good idea
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Fred, he is right behind me in my display pic
Who is programed to be your #1 speed dial?
My spiritual advisor, Mufasa
Was yesterday better than today?
in some ways yes
Who was the last person you talk on the phone?
Alex
What are you listening to?
my lonely heart beating
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
none of mine were
Last time you spent the night at someone's house?
Margaret probably, on my way to Florida
When was the last time you were sad?
last week
What are you wearing?
a bunny costume
Where do you wish you were right now?
in the arms of a righteous man
Night out or night in?
wine me, dine me, 69 me
Do you have a boy/girlfriend?
Neither unfortunately
When was the last time you saw snow?
on a picture, it was pretty.
Do you smile often?
yeah, especially if I have something green in my teeth
Do you prefer an ocean or pool?
pool
Who do you like?
Dont know his name but he wears a yellow jacket and drives a moped
How long is your hair?
a little past my shoulders
Who told you they loved you last?
everybody loves me, where do I start!
What color are your eyes?
greenish brown like hen turd
Did you hear that Bernie Mac died?
yes what a random question
Have you ever seen the movie Requiem For A Dream?
No
Do you ever think that someone is going to come in your house at night time and kill you and your family?
NOW I DO!
Have you ever wanted to drink blood?
Umm no.
Have you ever beat the shit outta someone and been proud of what you did?
Yes he had it comin trust me
Have you ever read the book Burned?
No
What does under your bed look like?
pretty good.
It is directly on the floor!
Can you ride your bike with no handlebars?
yes wheeeeeeee
What does your best female friend call you?
hot stuff.
Ever kissed anyone with glasses?
yes
Who's the last person you texted?
Buttons.
I told him to get over it or fork out the money for an automatic one!
Do any of your friends annoy you?
people in general annoy me
Do you think you've gotten prettier since grade school?
yes
Have you seen your best friend cry?
no
Do you and your best friend act alike?
not really she knows how to handle men
Would you rather sleep at a friend's or have them over?
somewhere else
Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
haha yeah I am kinda stubborn
What shoes did you wear today?
flip flops
What color is your laundry basket?
black
Can you skateboard?
no
If someone were to tell you they like you right now, would you care?
If I had a dime....
What's your favorite flower?
daisy
I'm single but I have never cheated on anyone
Are your parents divorced?
they were married for 50 yrs
Would you ever get a tattoo?
yes i have one
What's your mood?
grumpy
Did you enjoy your weekend?
not really
Do you regret doing something today?
waking up
Are you slowly drifting away from someone?
not sure
Who is the last person you told a secret to?
fred
Are you going to be home alone tonight?
I wish
Who else is in the room with you?
buttons and fred
In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?
I hate coats I am hot blooded
Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
yes
How long can you go without your mobile phone?
I am not a big talker
What are you doing tomorrow?
working or should I say, going to work.
Ever kissed someone else's girlfriend/boyfriend?
no
What is one place you would love to visit?
Italy
Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
In the car, loud.
Who were the last 4 texts messages you received from?
Buttons. He is bitching about the litterbox again.
Next vacation you're going on?
Thinking about booking a Broadway trip one weekend
Do you like scary movies?
yes
Would you rather stay home all day, or be out and about?
home
Last thing you purchased?
Icehouse cd and some Albert Brooks movies from Amazon
How many speeding tickets have you gotten?
two
When was the last time you swam?
yesterday
Do you keep your closet organized?
haha
How do you make headaches go away?
masturbation
What would be the best gift someone could get you right now?
I want a lover who won't drive me crazy, someone who'll thrill me, and then go away!
What movie are you waiting to see in theaters?
Twilight
Have you played on the Wii yet?
No but I want to
How many piercings do you have?
3
What is your favorite drink?
Yes I like Pina Coladas, and gettin caught in the rain
How often do you say the F word?
constantly, its how I answer the telephone
Where will you be 2 hours from now?
Zimbabwe
Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with an A?
Hmmm.....no but I had sex with him
Where is your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife at?
they are all over at my neighbors having an orgy
Can you make yourself sneeze?
yes actually, just call Ric
Have you ever passed out?
yes once from the flu and once from drinking
When is the last time you saw number 1 on your top friends?
Whenever she wants something, otherwise she remains hidden in the dark recesses of the VORTEX OF DOOM (end of the hallway, on your right)
Have you ever wanted to be a firefighter?
No but I'd like to do one
What are you stressed out about?
being in pain
Is your dad over the age of 40?
he passed away
Do you have siblings over the age of 21?
yes they're all old but I seem to be aging in reverse
Why did you last cry?
last wednesday, I was hormonal and a dog smiled at me
Do you think your wasting your time on the person you like?
I hope not, Clive told me he would be in touch
Can you fill this out without lying?
no
There anything you want to tell somebody?
Clive Owen, call me!
Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction they are going!
There's no knowing where they're rowing,
Or which way they river's flowing!
Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing,
For the rowers keep on rowing,
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing...
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a T?
Ted Danson, this was not recently BTW
Where was your default picture taken?
my bedroom
Do you do your own laundry?
When Ramon is off duty I do
Name some people that made you laugh yesterday?
Fred, my imaginary friend
How late did you stay up last night and why?
10 pm...I was in pain, took muscle relaxers and got in bed with New Moon book
Do you believe ex's can be friends?
Its not a good idea
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Fred, he is right behind me in my display pic
Who is programed to be your #1 speed dial?
My spiritual advisor, Mufasa
Was yesterday better than today?
in some ways yes
Who was the last person you talk on the phone?
Alex
What are you listening to?
my lonely heart beating
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
none of mine were
Last time you spent the night at someone's house?
Margaret probably, on my way to Florida
When was the last time you were sad?
last week
What are you wearing?
a bunny costume
Where do you wish you were right now?
in the arms of a righteous man
Night out or night in?
wine me, dine me, 69 me
Do you have a boy/girlfriend?
Neither unfortunately
When was the last time you saw snow?
on a picture, it was pretty.
Do you smile often?
yeah, especially if I have something green in my teeth
Do you prefer an ocean or pool?
pool
Who do you like?
Dont know his name but he wears a yellow jacket and drives a moped
How long is your hair?
a little past my shoulders
Who told you they loved you last?
everybody loves me, where do I start!
What color are your eyes?
greenish brown like hen turd
Did you hear that Bernie Mac died?
yes what a random question
Have you ever seen the movie Requiem For A Dream?
No
Do you ever think that someone is going to come in your house at night time and kill you and your family?
NOW I DO!
Have you ever wanted to drink blood?
Umm no.
Have you ever beat the shit outta someone and been proud of what you did?
Yes he had it comin trust me
Have you ever read the book Burned?
No
What does under your bed look like?
pretty good.
It is directly on the floor!
Can you ride your bike with no handlebars?
yes wheeeeeeee
What does your best female friend call you?
hot stuff.
Ever kissed anyone with glasses?
yes
Who's the last person you texted?
Buttons.
I told him to get over it or fork out the money for an automatic one!
Do any of your friends annoy you?
people in general annoy me
Do you think you've gotten prettier since grade school?
yes
Have you seen your best friend cry?
no
Do you and your best friend act alike?
not really she knows how to handle men
Would you rather sleep at a friend's or have them over?
somewhere else
Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
haha yeah I am kinda stubborn
What shoes did you wear today?
flip flops
What color is your laundry basket?
black
Can you skateboard?
no
If someone were to tell you they like you right now, would you care?
If I had a dime....
What's your favorite flower?
daisy
posted by jules mcnubbin (buttmuffin) at Monday, September 01, 2008
