S-E-X Talk ADULT!!!

Is your sex partner preference, male, female or farm animal?
Male although if I dont find one soon I may be open to other options


What is your marital status?
single


Are you happy about your status?
not really

What is your favorite sexual position?
I like them all!!!



How may partners have you slept with?
LOL I can count them on my hands put it that way



What is your method of birth control?
abstinence but not by choice


If you use condoms, what brand?N/A


If on the pill, what brand?N/A


Besides the obvious, where is the one place your partner could touch you to make you hot?
I dont care just PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD


What is your sexin' jam?
Dont care just like to hear that he is having a good time ;-) And my name repeated a few times haha


Are you a talker, moaner,screamer, or all?
Haha all of the above


Do you like your hair pulled?
Yes oh dear



Do you like it on top or bottom?
sideways you name it


Drunk sex....dissapointing? or more fun?
Hmmm it can make it easier to express myself sometimes, but I prefer other things to enhance the moment ;-)


If you could choose one celebrity to do the dirty with, who would it be?
Clive Owen he looks like he would be very very dirty


If you were paid a gazillion dollars, would you have sexual relations with George W.

I am not that hard up for cash.





Have you ever taken anyone's virginity?
LOL yes



Silk sheets with rose petals or a soft blanket by a roaring fire?
Both sound heavenly!!!!!

Best outfit you've dressed up in for your partner?
a giant gerbil...it should have been a clue.



Would could your partner wear to turn you on?
a towel.
drives me mad


Any embarassing sex stories you want to share?
embarrassing?
Well 69 is no fun when your partner farts in your face. It pretty much ruined my night.



If you had to choose a cartoon character to make some lovin' with, who would it be?
Shaggy.
ROFL for some reason he looks like he would be well hung

Have you ever walked in on a parent or sibling doin' the dirty?
NO thank GOD

Have you ever used toys in your love making endeavors?
Yes the anal intruder 3000 is my fave.


How often do you think about sex?
just every other minute


How old were you when you lost your virginity?
16


Would you have sex with anyone on your top friends list?
OMG YES


Have you ever had a threesome?
Unless the cat watching counts then no


Have you ever had anal sex?
Oh yeah ;=)




Have you ever been to a strip club? No


Have you ever worked in a strip club? No


Have you ever been involved in an orgy? Not that I know of.
But I passed out in a room once


Have you ever been called a slut?
No I am no slut I have dated 3 guys in 20 yrs!



How often do you have sex?
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Do you consider yourself a freak in bed?
Yes

Do you like it rough?
*sigh* this survey is not helping my situation


Do you masterbate?
haha you havent read my bulletins have you




Are you horny now?
YES!


This or That

Whips and chains OR Feathers and silk?
NO FEATHERS!!!!!!!!!

Whipped Cream and cherries OR Ice cream and chocolate syrup?
Ice cream and chocolate syrup


Kitchen counter OR Shower?
Hmm at my house? neither.
How about the bathtub instead


Doggy OR Cowgirl?
BOTH


Threesome OR An hour of receiving oral?
an hour? that seems a bit excessive I prefer mixing things up a bit

Watching porn OR Making your own porn?
watching and making simultaneously

Biting OR Licking?
a little biting and a lot of licking


Black Leather OR Pink frilly lacey whatnots?
Black silk, dont like leather or lace

Rug burn OR Neck hicky?
Rug burn


Fall asleep OR snack after?
how about a snack, do it again & then fall asleep - I am with SUE!