tuesday night ala Paul the survey that never ends
Your name plus "y"?
buttmuffiny
Two feelings at the moment?
buttmuffiny, oddly enough! and horny oh wait they mean the same thing...ummm then I pick sleepy
What are you listening to right now?
the screams of my prisoners and Sabrina the teenage witch on the tv
Describe where you are right now?
muffin lair
The highlight of your week?
it has not happened yet, but it is going to be amazing
What are you craving to have right now?
a righteous man
What are you scared of?
falling in love- it makes me stupid
Last movie you watched?
The Butcher's Wife
Are you thinking of someone right now?
You.
Dont you feel special!
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Pink Floyd's Greatest Hits Vol 1 and 2
Do you have to work tomorrow?
yes
How many houses have you lived in?
4
Where was the last place you went besides your house?
gym, and it ROCKED
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
anyone who is redheaded basically
Do you speak any language other than English?
the language of love and hamster
Last thing you watched on TV?
sabrina the teenage witch is on
What did you realize today?
I still got it baby!
Name one person that made you smile today?
Stephen!! just a minute ago!
Hold hands with anyone today?
The guy who handed me my change at the store...yes I'm lonely
What were you doing at 7:45AM this morning?
pleasuring myself
What will you be doing tomorrow?
see above
What is the best ice cream flavor?
butter brickle, mint chocolate chip or coffee
What was the last thing you cried about?
I ran out of lush bath bombs
What are you wearing right now?
a smile
What was the last thing you ate?
a nutrisystem snicker bar
Have you bought any drugs this month?
DAMN! I knew I forgot something!
Day been rough?
this morning wasn't very pleasant but it improved
Look to your left what do you see?
red eyes, and blood dripping down the wall
typical really
Do you use chapstick?
yes cherry
What is your favorite number?
19 its a magical number in my family
Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
lack of sex
Last song listened to?
Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore
Do you eat healthy?
Yes
Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
I never hate people its like, negative energy *waves hands in air*
Are you waiting for something?
YES where the hell is it?
On the opposite sex, where do you like them to have piercings?
penis
Would you date someone who smokes?
I am sooo not picky at this point
Would you date someone who was addicted to drugs?
No thanks
Have you ever dated someone more than once?
yes apparently I had not been punished enough the first time
Have you ever loved someone who didn't love you back?
YES *hits self in head*
Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you' re sure they won't tell?
Yes a few
Is there someone you want to fight?
Clive Owen...mud wrestling...ITS ON
Has anyone ever told you they love you?
face to face- not in a very long time (except Alex)
When was the last time you were disappointed?
it happens every minute of every day, I've learned to expect nothing
Did you ever lose a best friend?
yes
What is wrong with you right now?
damn where do I start?
Who was last to cook for you?
Some dude at Outback
If something was wrong, who is the first boy you would go to?
Whoever is closest
Who is the first girl you'd go to?
Donna or Chickwah
Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
Hell fucking no...
Are you thinking of anything right now?
spontaneous combustion ...its weird right?
Do you like to spend time with people?
Not real live ones
Are you listening to anything?
the tv
Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
its a requirement
Were you sad at all this week?
briefly but then I realized I am an idiot
Does the last person you held hands with mean anything to you?
The guy at the store? He means everything to me.
Who was the last person you kissed?
romantically- my ex James BLECH
Do you wear the hood on your sweatshirt?
Yes when we go out to a restaurant and I tie it really tight LOL
Who was your last text message from?
Neale
Do you like who you are, as a person?
YES! I RULE! Anyone who doesn't realize this was OBVIOUSLY never worthy!
Is there one thing/anyone that is on your mind constantly?
SEX
Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is okay?
Like, if my life was at stake?
Do you want kids?
No do you? take mine!
It's 4 in the morning and your phone rings, guess who?
someone who is about to die
Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
If not, just kill me please
How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
none.
men are bastards!
Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
I used to :(
Do you like to cuddle?
yes as long as it means I am getting laid
Are you going to grow apart from someone close?
yes just one more operation and we'll be separated forever!! WOOT!
When was the last time you danced with a boy/girl?
OMG probably at my prom when I was 18!!!!!!!!!!! How fuckin sad is that?
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Bud
Have you held hands with anybody in the past week?
Are you brain damaged or something?
What's your hair look like today?
FABULOUS
Do you like your parents?
yes DUH
Do you ever write notes on your hand?
No I write them on my inner thigh
Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
Yes
When is the last time you were in a swimming pool?
last week
Have you ever fallen backwards on a chair?
YES LOL there was wine involved
Did you take a nap today?
no
Are you happy right now?
actually I am pretty happy! OMG!
Do you miss anyone?
yes but my aim is improving
Who makes you laugh the most?
ME
What makes you happy?
People who love me
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
Yes- the surgery is friday
What kind of shirt are you wearing?
im naked!
When's your birthday?
feb 19
Are you stubborn?
yes but no but yes but no but yes but no
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
Not really some are just dumber than others
What do you carry with you at all times?
my vibrator
Are you a morning person or a night person?
neither
Do you remember your dreams?
most of the time
Does anything hurt on your body?
my shoulder
Do you have any text messages that you don't want other people reading?
not anymore
When was the last time you talked to number 1 on your top friends?
earlier she was in the kitchen
What were you doing at 4AM this morning?
lying in bed thinking about how stupid I am
what did u do last night?
killed a man... and washed the dishes
Will your next kiss be a mistake?
Probably but who cares!!
If you found out you couldn't have kids, would you adopt?
I'm trying to GET RID of kids
Where was the last place you slept besides your bed?
a ditch in Marshallberg
Who was the last person to give you a ride somewhere?
damn that sentence opens up so many lewd responses I am speechless
Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
No I am way too honest
Would you rather have loved and lost, or never have loved at all?
Ask me again in a week or two
Do you think your last ex will eventually want to be with you again?
No
How's your day going so far?
going going GONE YAY
Do you find it in your heart to forgive?
yes but three strikes and youre out
When was the last time something bothered you?
every moment of every day
Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
doubtful
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I do want to get another tattoo
Do you care what people think about you?
yes but some people are going to believe what they want no matter what you do or say
Have you ever done something to make trouble?
who me?? *bats eyelashes*
Do you have a boy/girl best friend?
Hmmm is Donna hiding something?? Donna do you have a penis?
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Not everyone but I do of course!
buttmuffiny
Two feelings at the moment?
buttmuffiny, oddly enough! and horny oh wait they mean the same thing...ummm then I pick sleepy
What are you listening to right now?
the screams of my prisoners and Sabrina the teenage witch on the tv
Describe where you are right now?
muffin lair
The highlight of your week?
it has not happened yet, but it is going to be amazing
What are you craving to have right now?
a righteous man
What are you scared of?
falling in love- it makes me stupid
Last movie you watched?
The Butcher's Wife
Are you thinking of someone right now?
You.
Dont you feel special!
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Pink Floyd's Greatest Hits Vol 1 and 2
Do you have to work tomorrow?
yes
How many houses have you lived in?
4
Where was the last place you went besides your house?
gym, and it ROCKED
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
anyone who is redheaded basically
Do you speak any language other than English?
the language of love and hamster
Last thing you watched on TV?
sabrina the teenage witch is on
What did you realize today?
I still got it baby!
Name one person that made you smile today?
Stephen!! just a minute ago!
Hold hands with anyone today?
The guy who handed me my change at the store...yes I'm lonely
What were you doing at 7:45AM this morning?
pleasuring myself
What will you be doing tomorrow?
see above
What is the best ice cream flavor?
butter brickle, mint chocolate chip or coffee
What was the last thing you cried about?
I ran out of lush bath bombs
What are you wearing right now?
a smile
What was the last thing you ate?
a nutrisystem snicker bar
Have you bought any drugs this month?
DAMN! I knew I forgot something!
Day been rough?
this morning wasn't very pleasant but it improved
Look to your left what do you see?
red eyes, and blood dripping down the wall
typical really
Do you use chapstick?
yes cherry
What is your favorite number?
19 its a magical number in my family
Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
lack of sex
Last song listened to?
Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore
Do you eat healthy?
Yes
Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
I never hate people its like, negative energy *waves hands in air*
Are you waiting for something?
YES where the hell is it?
On the opposite sex, where do you like them to have piercings?
penis
Would you date someone who smokes?
I am sooo not picky at this point
Would you date someone who was addicted to drugs?
No thanks
Have you ever dated someone more than once?
yes apparently I had not been punished enough the first time
Have you ever loved someone who didn't love you back?
YES *hits self in head*
Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you' re sure they won't tell?
Yes a few
Is there someone you want to fight?
Clive Owen...mud wrestling...ITS ON
Has anyone ever told you they love you?
face to face- not in a very long time (except Alex)
When was the last time you were disappointed?
it happens every minute of every day, I've learned to expect nothing
Did you ever lose a best friend?
yes
What is wrong with you right now?
damn where do I start?
Who was last to cook for you?
Some dude at Outback
If something was wrong, who is the first boy you would go to?
Whoever is closest
Who is the first girl you'd go to?
Donna or Chickwah
Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
Hell fucking no...
Are you thinking of anything right now?
spontaneous combustion ...its weird right?
Do you like to spend time with people?
Not real live ones
Are you listening to anything?
the tv
Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
its a requirement
Were you sad at all this week?
briefly but then I realized I am an idiot
Does the last person you held hands with mean anything to you?
The guy at the store? He means everything to me.
Who was the last person you kissed?
romantically- my ex James BLECH
Do you wear the hood on your sweatshirt?
Yes when we go out to a restaurant and I tie it really tight LOL
Who was your last text message from?
Neale
Do you like who you are, as a person?
YES! I RULE! Anyone who doesn't realize this was OBVIOUSLY never worthy!
Is there one thing/anyone that is on your mind constantly?
SEX
Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is okay?
Like, if my life was at stake?
Do you want kids?
No do you? take mine!
It's 4 in the morning and your phone rings, guess who?
someone who is about to die
Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
If not, just kill me please
How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
none.
men are bastards!
Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
I used to :(
Do you like to cuddle?
yes as long as it means I am getting laid
Are you going to grow apart from someone close?
yes just one more operation and we'll be separated forever!! WOOT!
When was the last time you danced with a boy/girl?
OMG probably at my prom when I was 18!!!!!!!!!!! How fuckin sad is that?
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Bud
Have you held hands with anybody in the past week?
Are you brain damaged or something?
What's your hair look like today?
FABULOUS
Do you like your parents?
yes DUH
Do you ever write notes on your hand?
No I write them on my inner thigh
Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
Yes
When is the last time you were in a swimming pool?
last week
Have you ever fallen backwards on a chair?
YES LOL there was wine involved
Did you take a nap today?
no
Are you happy right now?
actually I am pretty happy! OMG!
Do you miss anyone?
yes but my aim is improving
Who makes you laugh the most?
ME
What makes you happy?
People who love me
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
Yes- the surgery is friday
What kind of shirt are you wearing?
im naked!
When's your birthday?
feb 19
Are you stubborn?
yes but no but yes but no but yes but no
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
Not really some are just dumber than others
What do you carry with you at all times?
my vibrator
Are you a morning person or a night person?
neither
Do you remember your dreams?
most of the time
Does anything hurt on your body?
my shoulder
Do you have any text messages that you don't want other people reading?
not anymore
When was the last time you talked to number 1 on your top friends?
earlier she was in the kitchen
What were you doing at 4AM this morning?
lying in bed thinking about how stupid I am
what did u do last night?
killed a man... and washed the dishes
Will your next kiss be a mistake?
Probably but who cares!!
If you found out you couldn't have kids, would you adopt?
I'm trying to GET RID of kids
Where was the last place you slept besides your bed?
a ditch in Marshallberg
Who was the last person to give you a ride somewhere?
damn that sentence opens up so many lewd responses I am speechless
Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
No I am way too honest
Would you rather have loved and lost, or never have loved at all?
Ask me again in a week or two
Do you think your last ex will eventually want to be with you again?
No
How's your day going so far?
going going GONE YAY
Do you find it in your heart to forgive?
yes but three strikes and youre out
When was the last time something bothered you?
every moment of every day
Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
doubtful
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I do want to get another tattoo
Do you care what people think about you?
yes but some people are going to believe what they want no matter what you do or say
Have you ever done something to make trouble?
who me?? *bats eyelashes*
Do you have a boy/girl best friend?
Hmmm is Donna hiding something?? Donna do you have a penis?
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Not everyone but I do of course!
posted by jules mcnubbin (buttmuffin) at Tuesday, September 23, 2008
