friday evening
1) Why are you single?
Good question.
2) Have you ever wished you had a different last name?
I am changing it to McNubbin
3) If a stranger looked in your closet what would they think?
Hi Roger, how's it going?
4) Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
He had a package for me, and I can't resist a man in uniform.
5) What's bothering you right now?
my freakin NECK
6) Do people underestimate you?
Yes...my value is increasing exponentially per annum
7) What are you doing tomorrow?
Pleasuring myself and going over the resumes for man-servant
8) Did you sing at all today?
in the car...I can't drive any other way
9) Do you miss anyone?
Mr Buttons...he walked into the kitchen
10) Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
My daughter? I guess as long as she hadn't been eating Funyuns
11) Do you wear a lot of black?
Yes I am a woman with a poor self image and a huge ass.
12) Do you have a tan?
haha you funny
13) Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
I prefer to have a righteous man on top of me
14) How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
9.
I am spoiled
15) Last four things you drank?
coffee, diet coke, water, merlot
16) Did you wake up happy today?
If I ever woke up happy I'd know it was the day they were carting me away
17) Whats the first thing you did when you woke up this morning?
Tried to hit snooze but I couldnt turn my head so I laid there cussing
18) How old do you look?
Who knows...I'd like to think I look younger than I am
19) Whats the last thing you ate?
a baked potato YUM YUM
20) Are you waiting for something?
a righteous man to walk through the door, throw me over his shoulder and...ummm yeah you get my drift
21) What were you doing at ten last night?
stealing garden gnomes
22) Did you cry today?
not yet
23) Do you hate the last person you had a conversation with?
No I love myself!
24) Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
I am fluffy.
Its self-explanatory
25) Last person you talked on the phone with?
One of the man-servant applicants' references
26) Last person you hugged?
the UPS man as he was leaving
27) Did you have a dream last night?
yes I was married to a young guy and he was cleaning my kitchen.
WOO HOO that dream RULED
28) How many piercings do you have?
three
29) Who was your last text from?
Neale
30) Where were you on July 4th?
Cape Lookout
31) Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
COLD I want snow WAAAAAAA
32) When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
Probably Jimmy on our date...that was months and months ago.
waaaa
33) Who do you go to when you need someone to talk to?
Donna or Chickwah usually
34) Tell me about the shirt you're wearing?
It says "Fuck Me I'm Irish" ..hey it was casual Friday
35) What's currently bothering you right now?
my freakin neck! and my addiction to tuna salad and hummus.
36) What are you currently hearing?
Blink 182 is playing on Sabrina show
37) When were you last outside?
I never go outside....I scared
38) Who was the last person you hung out with?
Fred
39) Are you currently frustrated with a boy/girl?
Am I breathing?
40) Who did you last say I love you to?
romantically? someone who obviously was not worthy.
Otherwise, Alex.
41) Are you gonna get high later?
OH YEAH I got some good muscle relaxers and pain killers
42) Have you ever gotten a sunburn so bad it hurt to move?
Unfortunately yes
43) Has anyone ever hung up on you?
It was the last thing they ever did
44) Do you have unlimited texting?
I have 1000
45) Do you laugh at all the wrong times?
Ha I find humour in things some people don't so probably yes
46) Did you speak to your father today?
He died in 2006 but I tell him goodnight every night
47) What were you doing at 7am?
trying to get out of bed
48) Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid?
hopeless infatuation
49) Are you a forgiving person?
Not anymore.
Betray me and DIE!
50) Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really werent ?
Yes but they never buy it
51) Are you a jealous person?
No but I am envious of lots of my friends
52) Can a boy and girl be friends without having feelings for each other?
No they always fall in love with me, I can't help it I am so darn cute.
ROFL
53) What was the last thing that pissed you off?
having to wear a neck brace. So much for dancing like an egyptian tonight.
54) Have you ever been to Mexico?
That was not me.
55)Can you roll your tongue?
oh yeah baby
Good question.
2) Have you ever wished you had a different last name?
I am changing it to McNubbin
3) If a stranger looked in your closet what would they think?
Hi Roger, how's it going?
4) Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
He had a package for me, and I can't resist a man in uniform.
5) What's bothering you right now?
my freakin NECK
6) Do people underestimate you?
Yes...my value is increasing exponentially per annum
7) What are you doing tomorrow?
Pleasuring myself and going over the resumes for man-servant
8) Did you sing at all today?
in the car...I can't drive any other way
9) Do you miss anyone?
Mr Buttons...he walked into the kitchen
10) Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
My daughter? I guess as long as she hadn't been eating Funyuns
11) Do you wear a lot of black?
Yes I am a woman with a poor self image and a huge ass.
12) Do you have a tan?
haha you funny
13) Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
I prefer to have a righteous man on top of me
14) How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
9.
I am spoiled
15) Last four things you drank?
coffee, diet coke, water, merlot
16) Did you wake up happy today?
If I ever woke up happy I'd know it was the day they were carting me away
17) Whats the first thing you did when you woke up this morning?
Tried to hit snooze but I couldnt turn my head so I laid there cussing
18) How old do you look?
Who knows...I'd like to think I look younger than I am
19) Whats the last thing you ate?
a baked potato YUM YUM
20) Are you waiting for something?
a righteous man to walk through the door, throw me over his shoulder and...ummm yeah you get my drift
21) What were you doing at ten last night?
stealing garden gnomes
22) Did you cry today?
not yet
23) Do you hate the last person you had a conversation with?
No I love myself!
24) Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
I am fluffy.
Its self-explanatory
25) Last person you talked on the phone with?
One of the man-servant applicants' references
26) Last person you hugged?
the UPS man as he was leaving
27) Did you have a dream last night?
yes I was married to a young guy and he was cleaning my kitchen.
WOO HOO that dream RULED
28) How many piercings do you have?
three
29) Who was your last text from?
Neale
30) Where were you on July 4th?
Cape Lookout
31) Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
COLD I want snow WAAAAAAA
32) When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
Probably Jimmy on our date...that was months and months ago.
waaaa
33) Who do you go to when you need someone to talk to?
Donna or Chickwah usually
34) Tell me about the shirt you're wearing?
It says "Fuck Me I'm Irish" ..hey it was casual Friday
35) What's currently bothering you right now?
my freakin neck! and my addiction to tuna salad and hummus.
36) What are you currently hearing?
Blink 182 is playing on Sabrina show
37) When were you last outside?
I never go outside....I scared
38) Who was the last person you hung out with?
Fred
39) Are you currently frustrated with a boy/girl?
Am I breathing?
40) Who did you last say I love you to?
romantically? someone who obviously was not worthy.
Otherwise, Alex.
41) Are you gonna get high later?
OH YEAH I got some good muscle relaxers and pain killers
42) Have you ever gotten a sunburn so bad it hurt to move?
Unfortunately yes
43) Has anyone ever hung up on you?
It was the last thing they ever did
44) Do you have unlimited texting?
I have 1000
45) Do you laugh at all the wrong times?
Ha I find humour in things some people don't so probably yes
46) Did you speak to your father today?
He died in 2006 but I tell him goodnight every night
47) What were you doing at 7am?
trying to get out of bed
48) Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid?
hopeless infatuation
49) Are you a forgiving person?
Not anymore.
Betray me and DIE!
50) Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really werent ?
Yes but they never buy it
51) Are you a jealous person?
No but I am envious of lots of my friends
52) Can a boy and girl be friends without having feelings for each other?
No they always fall in love with me, I can't help it I am so darn cute.
ROFL
53) What was the last thing that pissed you off?
having to wear a neck brace. So much for dancing like an egyptian tonight.
54) Have you ever been to Mexico?
That was not me.
55)Can you roll your tongue?
oh yeah baby
posted by jules mcnubbin (buttmuffin) at Friday, October 03, 2008
