wake up ala Beautifully Chaotic
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking pot?
Yes of course, but it does make sex a lot more fun from what I remember ;-)
Were you happy when you woke up today?
I was happy that I was not dead
Honestly, do you like anybody?
not just anybody, but someone !
Do you hate the last person you kissed?
Yes he wouldn't put out. He had to go make other deliveries.
If you're being extremely quiet what's it mean?
I am eating
Looking forward to anything?
SEX *looks at calendar* *cries*
Last time you were confused?
what?
What is your current mood?
mischievous and flirty...LOOK OUT
What color shirt are you wearing?
black
Do you get along with girls?
I do, but I prefer men honestly... I have been told I think like a guy...is that a compliment or an insult?? Not sure!! Haha....
How old do you want to be when you have kids?
I had one at 23, one at 33 and oh shit *makes appt at gynecologist*
Would you tattoo someone's name on your body?
only if I really wanted to break up with them
Where is your most ticklish spot?
my clitoris
Would you change yourself for the person you love?
No but I can learn new tricks!!
Do you think best friends could be replaced?
I had nothing to do with her disappearance, damn. Quit hounding me.
If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you?
YES sometimes it is very tempting.
Can I leave the kids here?
Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
Yes I know they do but they really don't know me at all...people who are jealous like to spread evil rumours
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you?
Yes it happens all the time....what can I say? I am loveable.
If your best friend liked your ex, what would you do?
I would hit them over the head cause obviously they were delusional
Who do you text the most?
some wanker who keeps sending me rude texts :P
First person to text you today?
see above.
Would you date some one 20 years older than you?
Hmmm.. I'd need to see a doctor's report on the condition of his heart
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
yes everyone is entitled to one mistake
Do you tend to fall for people easily?
Well I *am* rather clumsy and that carpet had a lump in it
Where was your default picture taken?
in bed
Did you ever like someone that treated you badly?
Roger...he is always giving me the silent treatment.
Ever kissed someone that smokes?
Yes but I'd rather kiss someone smokin hot
Three words to explain why you last threw up last?
loss of love
Was today a good day?
well its 1130 and I can't complain...people are sending me filthy texts and emails wtih pictures of ginormous penises...a pretty good day if you asked me
Plans for tomorrow?
Conquering the world with muffin love
Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
Anyone who doesn't realize how great I am...
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
Hmmm could you just pretend to toss him off and maybe have a real long bungee cord...that would teach him
Looking forward to the next couple months?
I would be lying if I said I didn't dread Christmas but I am fairly happy at the moment
What are you saving your money up for right now?
I could tell you, but that would reveal part of my master plan and then I'd have to kill you
Have you changed this year?
Yes I am now a woman
Do you drink water?
glug glug glug
What would you do if your best friend told you they were moving?
I'd say THANK GOD its about fecking time
Who was your last text from?
someone who is not working very hard today LOL
What's your middle name?
Anne
Your relationship status?
Single and needing to be taken, again and again
Who do you trust most?
Fred
Yes of course, but it does make sex a lot more fun from what I remember ;-)
Were you happy when you woke up today?
I was happy that I was not dead
Honestly, do you like anybody?
not just anybody, but someone !
Do you hate the last person you kissed?
Yes he wouldn't put out. He had to go make other deliveries.
If you're being extremely quiet what's it mean?
I am eating
Looking forward to anything?
SEX *looks at calendar* *cries*
Last time you were confused?
what?
What is your current mood?
mischievous and flirty...LOOK OUT
What color shirt are you wearing?
black
Do you get along with girls?
I do, but I prefer men honestly... I have been told I think like a guy...is that a compliment or an insult?? Not sure!! Haha....
How old do you want to be when you have kids?
I had one at 23, one at 33 and oh shit *makes appt at gynecologist*
Would you tattoo someone's name on your body?
only if I really wanted to break up with them
Where is your most ticklish spot?
my clitoris
Would you change yourself for the person you love?
No but I can learn new tricks!!
Do you think best friends could be replaced?
I had nothing to do with her disappearance, damn. Quit hounding me.
If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you?
YES sometimes it is very tempting.
Can I leave the kids here?
Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
Yes I know they do but they really don't know me at all...people who are jealous like to spread evil rumours
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you?
Yes it happens all the time....what can I say? I am loveable.
If your best friend liked your ex, what would you do?
I would hit them over the head cause obviously they were delusional
Who do you text the most?
some wanker who keeps sending me rude texts :P
First person to text you today?
see above.
Would you date some one 20 years older than you?
Hmmm.. I'd need to see a doctor's report on the condition of his heart
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
yes everyone is entitled to one mistake
Do you tend to fall for people easily?
Well I *am* rather clumsy and that carpet had a lump in it
Where was your default picture taken?
in bed
Did you ever like someone that treated you badly?
Roger...he is always giving me the silent treatment.
Ever kissed someone that smokes?
Yes but I'd rather kiss someone smokin hot
Three words to explain why you last threw up last?
loss of love
Was today a good day?
well its 1130 and I can't complain...people are sending me filthy texts and emails wtih pictures of ginormous penises...a pretty good day if you asked me
Plans for tomorrow?
Conquering the world with muffin love
Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
Anyone who doesn't realize how great I am...
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
Hmmm could you just pretend to toss him off and maybe have a real long bungee cord...that would teach him
Looking forward to the next couple months?
I would be lying if I said I didn't dread Christmas but I am fairly happy at the moment
What are you saving your money up for right now?
I could tell you, but that would reveal part of my master plan and then I'd have to kill you
Have you changed this year?
Yes I am now a woman
Do you drink water?
glug glug glug
What would you do if your best friend told you they were moving?
I'd say THANK GOD its about fecking time
Who was your last text from?
someone who is not working very hard today LOL
What's your middle name?
Anne
Your relationship status?
Single and needing to be taken, again and again
Who do you trust most?
Fred
posted by jules mcnubbin (buttmuffin) at Tuesday, October 07, 2008
