Thursday, May 19, 2005

get me off this crazy thing

Five more minutes, dad....I just made level 2,799...aahhhhh...
James has a problem. Its called Dark Age of Camelot.

Song for the Day: Taco Flavored Kisses- Cartman

Fun Links of the Day:
touching!! Makes me want to cry.
I want one!!
The Tale of Smith

Local News:
Let’s see. I bought a copy of National Treasure cause the kids wanted it. When we got home there was no movie in the case and Alex proceeded to scream and throw fits. KMART sucks. I also watched two really BAD movies this past weekend….Envy and Darkness. Envy (starring Ben Stiller and Jack Black) was s’posed to be funny, I don’t know wtf happened with that. You would think a movie about making dog poo disappear would be hilarious. Not quite. Darkness (starring Anna Paquin) was s’posed to be a horror movie but I spent most of it trying to figure out the incomprehensible PLOT. Who wrote this shit? They must have been high on crack, whoever it was. James claimed to understand the plot, yay for him.

Fun Stuff I Shameless Purloined off the Net:

Letter from the Penis

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious Diseases.

Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the Administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen Visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work before you have Completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the Workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.