Dreaming Is Free, But I Spent $20 on that Damn Movie.

Upon my sleeve my heart resides
so garishly displayed...
all broken, cracked, and damaged
from the debts that it has paid.

So I remove my stupid shirt,
and I throw it in the sea.
Now here I go in my big ol’ bra
to see what’s on tv.

I watched Atonement, cause I like
that James McAvoy chap quite a bit.
But the movie’s ending really sucked
I nearly pitched a fit.

There’s no one here online tonight
What a pity...cause here I sit.
Ah well, their loss, the sorry bunch
They can all just kiss my grits.

I guess I’ll try to go to sleep
Perhaps I’ll dream I’m thin...
and that I have a boyfriend
who’s got a lopsided grin.

His hair hangs boyishly in his eyes
when he poignantly looks my way...
I cannot mistake the longing;
no words he has to say.

He’ll throw me up against the wall
and give it to me good.
And then he’ll cook me breakfast
the way all boyfriends should.

And so I bid you all adieu for now,
and fall into slumbering bliss..
and if my poem you don’t like,
my ass then you may kiss.


Myspace Comments:

Belladonna	See, now this is the kind of poetic brilliance we need more of on MySpace: "And so I bid you all adieu for now, and fall into slumbering bliss.. and if my poem you don’t like, my ass then you may kiss." The message, the rhyme--why, I am speechless, Jules! ;) Posted by Belladonna on March 25, 2008 - Tuesday at 11:59 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I'm glad you can recognize such greatness in your midst. Too many of us brilliant poets die before getting their just acclaim. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 9:27 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Chickwah	Try not to die just yet. Clearly you have more acclaim heading your way before that day comes! And what would we DO without all this literary genius? Posted by Chickwah on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 12:56 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I'm trying my best to not die, Chickwah. At least not before I get laid one more time. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 5:26 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Belladonna	Actually, I wanted you to know that I liked it--it's funny. I can just picture you tossing your shirt in the ocean. And the boy with the lopsided grin sounds cute. Hope you find him and his name has no karma attached. Posted by Belladonna on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 12:00 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Me too woman. Me too. *sigh* Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 9:29 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Matthew ©	I had no problem imagining Jules tossing her clothes in the ocean, none at all... ;-) Posted by Matthew © on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 3:48 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	You probably had no trouble with the throwing me up against the wall bit either, did you Matthew? Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 9:25 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Chickwah	I read your rhyme With growing emotion At the thought of your shirt Lost in the ocean Posted by Chickwah on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 2:12 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	hehe that whole part has so many deeper layers...the heart on the sleeve, the shedding of one's emotional baggage...yes its a thinker. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 9:24 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Simon, AMS	Great poem! Here's hoping your wishes come true. Posted by Simon, AMS on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 2:35 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	From your lips to a hot single man's ears. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 9:23 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Baz	LOL! Brilliant! Now read the book and see what sort of poetry comes from that! (the book is better btw) Oh! I just watched James McAvoy in Becoming James but I hated the ending of that. Posted by Baz on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 9:15 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I will read the book, Baz. Its funny cause we watched that last week...will he NEVER get the girl???? Poor guy. I would be happy to comfort him, I hear he likes older women. But he'd have to change his first name. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 9:22 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Baz	Oh damn...I meant Becoming Jane! Freud Slept here! Posted by Baz on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:12 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Haha I knew what you meant anyway. The name James is haunting me, EEEEK! We watched that movie and The Jane Austen Book Club the same night. That one has a happy ending, but its a little "too" happy and very unrealistic. VERY. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:27 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	I think I'll keep the clothes And toss Jules into the sea, So that I'll no longer have to check The bushes before I pee. Posted by jimmy on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 10:22 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	You've killed it I think. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 10:26 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	Yep, that appears to be one of my victims. Whose bush is next? Posted by jimmy on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 4:49 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	hehe I would say ME! But I shave. ;) Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 5:23 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Belladonna	Why does Jimmy pee off porches and into bushes so much? Or is this another one of those unanswerable philosophical questions? Posted by Belladonna on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 10:43 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	Me and the bushes have a long-standing feud. Posted by jimmy on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 4:44 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Haha the bushes have started fighting back I see! Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 27, 2008 - Thursday at 11:37 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	No Donna. The answer is simple: Because He Can. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 10:44 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	Also an acceptable answer. Some men climb mountains, brave the seas, and conquer unconquerable women. I pee on bushes. Posted by jimmy on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 4:46 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	But would you consider climbing on a brave unconquered woman (who has no bush) perhaps? Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 5:30 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	That's it, I'm buying you a toy. Posted by jimmy on March 27, 2008 - Thursday at 9:35 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I've got loads don't bother Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 27, 2008 - Thursday at 9:38 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Chickwah	Well he ain't killing MY bush! Posted by Chickwah on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 12:57 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	Oh, I'll kill your bush AND drink your milkshake! Posted by jimmy on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 4:47 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Chickwah	*sobs* not my milkshake! Posted by Chickwah on March 27, 2008 - Thursday at 6:56 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	haha Jimmy is actually so nice in reality that he would probably go buy you a new bush and plant it, and then make you a big milkshake and put chocolate sprinkles on top. He likes to act all tough on myspace but I see through it cause I'm perceptive Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 27, 2008 - Thursday at 9:59 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Chickwah	I'd be putty in the hands of any guy who put chocolate sprinkles on my milkshake ;-) Posted by Chickwah on March 27, 2008 - Thursday at 11:46 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Tracy	ADORABLE! I love this so much! I don't know about you, but sitting around not listening to a man's droning is very liberating. Posted by Tracy on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 3:20 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	But thats what I'll be doing, sitting around not listening to a man's droning. They're called noise cancelling headphones, and they're brilliant. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 5:24 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	But I like droning sooo much. Come on.....listen! Posted by jimmy on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 4:48 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Tracy	That's ok, I'll pass...running late for a root canal... Posted by Tracy on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 5:36 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	You'd rather have a root canal than listen to Jimmy?????? Damn guess your charms are lost on this one, jimster. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 5:37 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	Yes, the force is strong in that one. And my charms are weak. Not a good combination. Plus, who can resist a good old fashioned root canal? Posted by jimmy on March 27, 2008 - Thursday at 1:10 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	Yes, the force is strong in that one. And my charms are weak. Not a good combination. Plus, who can resist a good old fashioned root canal? Posted by jimmy on March 27, 2008 - Thursday at 1:09 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	Damn, two-posting, lousy-ass weak wireless signal.... Posted by jimmy on March 27, 2008 - Thursday at 1:11 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	You should tell the neighbors to put their router closer to you. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 27, 2008 - Thursday at 9:37 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	The last time I did that, my signal got mysteriously weaker. Posted by jimmy on March 27, 2008 - Thursday at 9:56 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

♥buttmuffin♥

Thanks for your praise its so well deserved and not at all sycophantic. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on March 26, 2008 - Wednesday at 6:41 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]