#1510 from Survey King
1.
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
the rooster
2.
Do you think dolphins are really smart?
yes there are several in my band of insurgents
3.
Do you like Sharpies?
as long as they are not in the hands of a toddler.
4.
Ever watch porn and wish it was you?
WHY ARE YOU TORMENTING ME THIS WAY
5.
What do you think of velcro?
Its ber-illiant!!
6.
Did you ever have a pair of parachute pants?
oh hell no
7.
How about leg warmers?
haha yeah. I wore them when I did my Jane Fonda Workout Tape.
8.
Would you ever let someone wrap you in saran wrap?
There are a couple of people I would let do anything to me they desired.
9. Would you be mad if you were called an Ass Monkey?.
It wouldnt be the first time
10.
Do you have issues?
yes going back for several decades
11.
Do you think polyester is sexy?
I gotta say, no.
12.
Do you think all murderers, and sex offenders should be put on their own island?
I like the eye for an eye type of justice.
13.
Should we blow that island up?
*raises eyebrow*
14.
Do you ever feel like a fish out of water?
Yes I have been plucked from my safe comfortable home in the sea and am inches from being thrown into a steaming pot of soup
15.
What do you think of cock fights?
may the biggest one win.
16.
Why is the sky blue?
Because it makes me cry...oh wait those are beatles lyrics.
17.
Did you know pig orgasms last for 30 minutes? thats nothing!
18.
Do you want to be a pig now? No I make mine last for hours
19. How about have one for a pet? It would fit right in at my house.
20.
Are you crazy? the voices say 'ask again later'
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
the rooster
2.
Do you think dolphins are really smart?
yes there are several in my band of insurgents
3.
Do you like Sharpies?
as long as they are not in the hands of a toddler.
4.
Ever watch porn and wish it was you?
WHY ARE YOU TORMENTING ME THIS WAY
5.
What do you think of velcro?
Its ber-illiant!!
6.
Did you ever have a pair of parachute pants?
oh hell no
7.
How about leg warmers?
haha yeah. I wore them when I did my Jane Fonda Workout Tape.
8.
Would you ever let someone wrap you in saran wrap?
There are a couple of people I would let do anything to me they desired.
9. Would you be mad if you were called an Ass Monkey?.
It wouldnt be the first time
10.
Do you have issues?
yes going back for several decades
11.
Do you think polyester is sexy?
I gotta say, no.
12.
Do you think all murderers, and sex offenders should be put on their own island?
I like the eye for an eye type of justice.
13.
Should we blow that island up?
*raises eyebrow*
14.
Do you ever feel like a fish out of water?
Yes I have been plucked from my safe comfortable home in the sea and am inches from being thrown into a steaming pot of soup
15.
What do you think of cock fights?
may the biggest one win.
16.
Why is the sky blue?
Because it makes me cry...oh wait those are beatles lyrics.
17.
Did you know pig orgasms last for 30 minutes? thats nothing!
18.
Do you want to be a pig now? No I make mine last for hours
19. How about have one for a pet? It would fit right in at my house.
20.
Are you crazy? the voices say 'ask again later'
posted by jules mcnubbin (buttmuffin) at Tuesday, June 03, 2008
