Thursday, May 29, 2008

a poem neale wrote for me!!

May 29, 2008 - Thursday

a poem neale wrote for me!!
Current mood: adored

jule of the myspace crown
Current mood: artistic
Category: Writing and Poetry

A internationally famous internet star
With her flame red hair and DD bra *
we all start to laugh and we all start to grin
when that strawberry haired humour kicks in

Her blogs are legendary,her wit bright
It has me giggling well into the night
From what i can tell she deserves more
maybe a little happiness through her door

As fellow travelers we should stick together
Whatever our mood,the news or the weather
I'm proud on my page she does grace
Hoping this poem brings a smile to her face

(* I'd like to point out,the bra size is a guess and i have in no way seen or come into contact with the items in question)

by N£@L£Y S@N£

(the bra size is in fact correct)



myspace comments:

ladonna

You're a star to me, too, sweetie!

Star

There's some glitter for your day....

xxx

Posted by Belladonna on May 29, 2008 - Thursday at 10:59 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

awww thanks sweetie! :-)

xxx

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 29, 2008 - Thursday at 11:04 PM
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Chickwah

I loved the poem and the disclaimer at the end (yeah, right!) And he's right, Jules, you make us ALL smile such a lot - it's fun having you as a friend. xMx

Posted by Chickwah on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 1:18 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

I hope I can make y'all smile more in the future!!

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 9:37 AM
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Baz

Aw! Thats sweet!

Posted by Baz on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 2:36 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

I know, I am so flattered :-)

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 9:37 AM
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Rhoda Whitehorse

Here here!!
You do Jules... you deserve a little happiness.
I think we should all concentrate and bring some good vibes your way.

Thanks for all the fun - keep it up.
Rhoda. x x

Posted by Rhoda Whitehorse on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 3:39 AM
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jimmy

I'll go one step further than rhoda: i'm going to send some good vibrators your way.

Posted by jimmy on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 11:26 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

oh jimmy you already know i have tons!

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 31, 2008 - Saturday at 12:04 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

Sorry I wasn't much fun yesterday on your blog....it sounded like the kids were behaving themselves though, so woo hoo!
Yes send on the good vibes please and think sexy thoughts.
xx

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 9:38 AM
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Kyrenza

wonderful just wonderful just enough to lift you away from a storm in a double d cup Jools :o)

Posted by Kyrenza on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 4:26 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

haha I think small children could use my bra as a parachute :-)

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 9:39 AM
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Simon, AMS

Now that is a vivid mental image!:)) Glad to see a smile back on your face.

Posted by Simon, AMS on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 1:21 PM
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Jas

See how many friends you have who care about you Jules. Don't let one person get you down. Looks like I have competition in the poem stakes now too, you tart!!! rofl.
hugs xxxxxx

Posted by Jas on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 5:02 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

Don't be greedy there have only been 10,000,000 written for you so far
xxxxxxxxxx

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 9:38 AM
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Chickwah

No-one's written me a poem *stifles sob*

Posted by Chickwah on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 4:16 PM
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♥ric♥

Thank you all. Even I am proud of my alternate profile NE@LEY S@NE which I use to allow my sweet, sensitive, poetic side to come out to express how I truly feel about this great woman.

Hmmmm. You're not buying it...are you? Well dammit! We all can't be good guys! Thanx for raising the bar there Ne@ley. Some of the rest of us do want to get laid you know!

Okay. Maybe I should just be myself. So ladies...Red Wings or Penguins?

Seriously...200 kudos Mr. S@NE

Oh...and, I guess, 2 for the muffin for inspiring it.

*Ric goes to Belladonna's blog page searching for similar posting*

Posted by ♥ric♥ on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 5:44 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

I know you do have a sweet sensitive side (one of your many personalities) and I'm sure you could write a poem if you truly wanted to. Whats stopping you? :P

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 7:53 PM
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♥ric♥

The old Ric would have commented...

Okay. Who hacked this account? And who is this imposter pretending to be buttmuffin and being sweet to me?

The new Ric comments...

I've composed many for you. But that Donna is STILL claiming to be editing them for me...yet I see her Spacing instead.

Posted by ♥ric♥ on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 8:24 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

I'm going out to eat with the kids. The locksmith talked just like you do, funny...he had a beard and his van said "locksmith by day, DJ by night" thought that was hilarious. Write poem while I'm gone.

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 8:41 PM
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♥ric♥

There once was a lad from Baltimore
who learned the woman he lusted for
had run off with her new paramour
who agreed to buy dinner for four

Once the girls had been properly fed
his muffin would be taken to bed
a locksmith / DJ...good with his hands
a bearded Christ man who understands

with key to her heart, song for her soul
the locksmith / DJ would rock n roll
status update: if this van's rockin'
tell loser Ric to not come knockin'

Posted by ♥ric♥ on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 9:54 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

haha not quite!!! I did NOT want the locksmith dude.

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 11:03 PM
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♥ric♥

I want to wake up with a muffin
and never make her crumble
When I hold her fragile heart
I promise never to fumble

I'll leave flowers on her desk at work
just to show her that I care
or apologize for being a jerk
then follow her to the gym and stare

I want Thursdays to be drama free
I promise not to be a queen
and Fridays she'll sit next to me
but we'll miss the action on the screen

Making out in the dark like horny teens
the ushers threaten to kick us out
I'll explain, while pulling up my jeans
that popcorn fell down her low cut blouse

On Saturdays we'll sit in the stands
if we're not behind the bleachers
watching softball, holding hands
Oh no...it's Donna the teacher

She'll post a blog or bulletin
and give our secret away
then Jimmy will get a weapon
and leave Ric's body in Chesapeake Bay

So yet again Ric is gone from MySpace
he was the worst of it's dregs
few notice the disappearance of his face
but her cold feet miss his hairy legs

Posted by ♥ric♥ on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 10:48 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 11:02 PM
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Belladonna

Kudos for Ric's poem!

Posted by Belladonna on May 30, 2008 - Friday at 11:43 PM
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Jas

Ah Ric's poem is brill - very funny. We are all gonna want one now :o)

Posted by Jas on May 31, 2008 - Saturday at 6:19 AM
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NE@LEY POET-FIC

i don't, he ain't my type :P

Posted by NE@LEY POET-FIC on May 31, 2008 - Saturday at 12:44 PM
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