Buttmuffin Strikes Back Part 4
Buttmuffin Strikes Back Part 4
Current mood: 
adventurous
Category: Life
Jules , Belladonna,
Markus, Sue and Doug are stumbling back to the hotel room to drink some of Doug's Bitch Whiskey....
Ric is still following behind them, but the tattoo on the back of Doug's head is really freaking Ric out...
it appears to be watching him.
Suddenly Ric steps on a small tree limb which cracks with a loud noise...he ducks around the side of the motel quickly, but Doug's keen senses (or maybe his paranoia) alert him to the fact that they are being tailed. "Sue, you go on with them, I think someone's following us, and I am going to find whoever it is and kick their fuckin' ass."
Doug kisses Sue on the forehead and begins walking in Ric's direction
Ric wets himself.
Meanwhile, Chilli is out of the shower...
but he feels a bit peckish and thinks that it is time for a little something..
He stands there for an awfully long time, cause I like watching him with his shirt off. Finally he pulls out a few things (food, out of the fridge! Where is your mind?) and begins whipping up some spaghetti bolognese as he drinks his wine. God he is so talented.
Neale has written a few poems about roads, horizons and future happiness with loads of doughnuts. He takes a few pics of himself posing on his bed and uploads them to myspace...and he sees that he has another email from his friend Henrietta...
Dearest Neale,
I can see that you read my previous email. I do not like to be ignored. I suggest you reply to this email or else...
Love,
Henrietta
ps See attached video....
With great trepidation, Neale clicks on the link to the video.... what he sees before him on the screen is the most horrible thing he has ever witnessed and he lets out a high-pitched shriek.... (even louder than the shriek he let out the morning he discovered his first gray hair)
He quicky turns off the computer, grabs his weatherproof jacket and heads out the door to the nearest doughnut shop...
Chickwah is preparing for her date, and while she is putting her makeup on, she turns on the news...."this cunning criminal has a penchant for fine lingerie and seems to only nick knickers made of silk and lace from the most expensive shops...we have received several reports of thefts in and around London over the past few days, with no witnesses and no suspects at this time." Chickwah is really not pleased.
Meanwhile, Jason AKA Phil decides to go surprise his friend Mike on his birthday.
Stephen has given David the keys to the milk float, and off he goes to deliver dairy products....he feels a sense of excitement and optimism and believes that finally, after so many years of wandering the planet in search of happiness, he has found his true calling...
Rhoda senses the moon is nearly full and decides she is in the mood for a little walk in the forest...she likes to do this to clear her head, and also to perform little spells on the animals there
just for her own amusement...but she soon discovers that the woodland creatures are nowhere to be found....they have all seemingly disappeared overnight!
She becomes quite angry. "I'll find out who is responsible for this."
Elin's house is remarkably clean.
Back in America,
Sue, Markus, Jules and Belladonna have arrived back at the hotel room and they have sampled a bit of Doug's bitch whiskey....
"Markus, I know you're hot in that turtleneck, why don't you just *hic*...take it off..." says Jules, batting her eyelashes.
"Yeah it is kinda hot" he replies, pulling it over his head.
Jules' pupils grow large.
"Oh god yes" she whispers to herself.
Belladonna turns on some music and Sue begins showing the girls a few moves on the pole that has suddenly appeared in their hotel room.
Jules decides to join in the fun...
but then Belladonna pushes them both aside, "Let me show you how it's done, girls.."
She's such a showoff.
Doug enters the room, downs a shot of whiskey, and voices his approval..
"Honey, did you find that guy?" Sue asks.
"Yes, some weirdo, I beat the crap out of him."
"Cool."
"Markus how do you get your hair so perfect?" Belladonna asks him out of the blue... she loves to ask questions.
"Oh, hehe... the trick is to blowdry it in an upward manner, here... I'll show you."
The girls all stand back and watch him admiringly. Doug isn't amused.
Sirens can be heard in the distance...Doug peers out of the blinds, and tells Sue it's time to go. They take off.
Belladonna suddenly decides she wants to go for a walk and maybe go to Walmart and buy a new journal cause this is the most fun she's had in ages and she wants to remember it and maybe write a very meaningful poem.
Markus and Jules are alone...
Jules pretends that there is something caught in her eye that she cannot get out, and asks Markus for his help...(one of her tried and true seduction methods).
"Umm...the light is better over here, by the bed..." she says in a sultry voice...
"I don't see anything, Jules"
"LOOK HARDER" she says, grabbing his arms...
Ric, with a bloody nose and a black eye, crawls back to his room and places a glass to the wall... he can't believe what he's hearing...
"It's right there Markus, can't you pull it out?"
"I can't get it out, it must be stuck in there"
"Don't be afraid to just put your fingers right in there, Markus"
"Ok, but you let me know if I hurt you."
"Sure, just feel around in there a bit, maybe you can loosen it."
Ric throws the glass to the floor, shattering it...the vein on his head begins to throb.
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posted by jules mcnubbin (buttmuffin) at Saturday, November 15, 2008
