Saturday, November 22, 2008


Do you hide when Jehovah witnesses knock on your door?
No I welcome them into the muffin lair.
10 seconds later they run out screaming

Tell me about your dancing style?
Chaotic. Absurd. Deadly.

Do you have any family traditions?

Honestly, do you laugh when people trip for no reason?
Not unless I was the one tripping them

What is your most used cuss word?
how the fuck do i know

Do you think it looks silly when people wear socks with sandals?
are you saying you dont like my "rainbow-socks-with-toes and flip flops" look?

How many speeding tickets have you talked your way out of?
I do not have a good rapport with cops

If you wake up late, is the rest of your day ruined?
not on weekends

Which side of the bed do you sleep on?

When you bend over, can you touch your toes?
I can put my palms flat on the ground behind my legs... I am bendy *winks*

What kind of drunk are you?
aggressively passionate

What is the most difficult thing you've ever had to overcome?
the size of my ass

How do you feel about rainy days?
they are great if I am lying in bed

Do you think that people mistake your kindness for a weakness?
haha they only make that mistake once

Do you know anyone who is a pathological liar?
my ex bf

What about bi-polar?
Well I have friends with vacation homes on opposite ends of the planet... and I do know a sexually confused bear as well.

Is there anyone you know that deserves to get bitch slapped?
Jason aka Phil. But not today, his shoulder hurts.

Why do people drive slow in the fast lane?
to torment me

What is something interesting your best friend would tell us about you?
its all about her, so doubtful.

Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?
very funny... you know I'm already a porn star ;-)

Would you rather have cookies and milk or crackers and juice?
funny brownies and a righteous man

Have you ever missed someones hand in a high five?
that was totally intentional

Favorite candy bar?
chick a stick