I've tasted Jimmy's berries.

And they're simply scrumptious. Silky chocolate, gooey caramel, and sometimes pecans, surrounding a big juicy berry bursting with flavor. Pop a piece of Jimmy in your mouth, and feel the flavor explosion!!

Actual Photo of Jimmy's Berries:




I sent comments out earlier this week asking for investors

but to date, none of our so-called "friends" have offered any money to help get this business off the ground. I'm very disappointed in you guys.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to support jimmy's berries. You hold the future of jimmy's berries in the palm of your hands; be gentle with them and they will reward you.

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myspace comments:

Belladonna	Hmmm, I don't know about that one on the top right, Jules. What is that topping? It looks suspiciously like kitty litter to me.... Posted by Belladonna on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 8:51 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	No,no. I shook all the kitty litter off, that stuff is what was left behind. Posted by jimmy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:05 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Jimmy told me it was pecans. I hope so cause I ate it. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 8:58 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	Haha...sucker! Posted by jimmy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:39 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Tracy	Shouldn't investors get to sample first? See if we likey? Posted by Tracy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 9:05 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	You can't just take my word for it? Have I ever lied to you? I'll see what I can do, but I'm pretty sure the caramel ones can't be shipped. We'll have to ask the chef when he gets off work. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 9:20 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	Hmmm...free samples? Let's see...cost of berries...labor...kitty litter..carry the three...remove the denominator...postage...okay. That'll leave me owing myself $240.35. Posted by jimmy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 10:20 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Belladonna	Is the denominator like the stem, Jimmy? You people in North Carolina talk funny! Posted by Belladonna on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:28 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	But wait arent you from NC? Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:32 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Belladonna	I only lived there for awhile. I grew up in northern Virginia (until the age of 15), so I am unfamiliar with some of these colloquialisms. Posted by Belladonna on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:36 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	You people? We prefer 'yall'. And no, we call the stem a 'numerator'. Posted by jimmy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:32 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	BTW, those pictured were ones I couldn't use. I swear the ones I sold looked better, Jules actually salvaged these from my trash can. She's always rooting around for a sample of my DNA. She wants to clone my penis so she can point and laugh at it in the comfort of her own home, any time she wants. Posted by jimmy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 10:26 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	yes is all part of my sinister plot to clone jimmy's penis. :) Because apparently thats all my blogs are about! Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:23 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	Yes, and when you try to steer away from that subject, I have to get it back on track. For that is MY plot, to convert all blogs into jimmy-penis stories. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! Posted by jimmy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:29 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Well lucky for you, your penis will play a big *hehe* part in one of the upcoming movie blogs. Complete with drawings (by laurie) Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:31 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	YES! Part of me is going to be a star!! Tell Laurie to give it a sweeeet mustache. Posted by jimmy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:36 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥laurie♥	sorry guys....if you want to see jimmy's penis you'll have to go to the smithsonian. they got wind i had actual photographs of the miracle and were so amazed they offered 1 billion dollars for the pics. and about the details, belladona.....sorry, i can't divulge any info either because apparently jk rowling got wind of my involvement with mr. wilson and wants to write a novel about my magical experience. to give any details would breach my contract..... Posted by ♥laurie♥ on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 8:00 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I've seen the cover flat for the new novel, Laurie! Its great! Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 8:10 AM [Remove]

	Belladonna	When did Laurie see his penis? I want details! Posted by Belladonna on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:32 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	Oh dear God! This has gone far enough! Quit asking questions and I'LL send you real pic of it, AND I'll autograph it. Posted by jimmy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:38 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Leave it in your truck, I'll pick it up at noon. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:39 PM [Remove]

	Belladonna	Will you autograph the pic or the penis? Posted by Belladonna on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:39 PM [Remove]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I'll email you the drawing. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:37 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	Where all the 'reply' thingys?? I'll autograph both, i will leave nothing in the truck, AND if i write really small and stretch it out i can spell 'jim' on it. Posted by jimmy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:46 PM [Remove]

	jimmy	It had better be the one where he's happy. I don't like the one where he's depressed and down. Posted by jimmy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:43 PM [Remove]

	Belladonna	A drawing? Looks like we're about to get pornography! And if it comes down here, it's going to cross state lines! This blog is getting racy.... Posted by Belladonna on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:42 PM [Remove]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I dont think he can fit JIMMY WILSON on it. maybe JW Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:40 PM [Remove]

	Tracy	Removing the denominator works for me. ;) Posted by Tracy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 10:35 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	I agree, that damn denominator is nothing but trouble. AND it's always leaving the toilet seat up! Posted by jimmy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 10:46 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Tracy	hehe. No shit. Just when you think you got 'em trained... Posted by Tracy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 10:51 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Of course its the one where he's happy. She couldn't see him otherwise. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:45 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	Now that's just wrong, yet somehow so right. Posted by jimmy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:47 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Figured maybe you'd want to prove me wrong, hahaha but as usual, no. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:49 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	oh if i could prove you wrong, i'd splash pics of it all over this page. Posted by jimmy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:56 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	One of my blogs get RACY? Who would have ever thought?? Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:46 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Belladonna	Yes, it's all too exciting for me: fruit and nuts, pornography and federal crimes.... Think I'll go back to grading like a good girl! ;) Posted by Belladonna on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:48 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	Wait, don't leave me alone with Jules! She's heartless!!! Posted by jimmy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:53 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	the drawing is on a scale where 1" =1/2" so it might be a little misleading. Sorry if I hurt lil jimmy's feelings. Does he want me to kiss and make it better? lmfaoo Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:57 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	*does the math* 1/4 inch? what good is that going to do anyone? Posted by jimmy on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 12:06 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	*crap-o-meter alarm rings* Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:53 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	Damn, you need an alarm to tell you when you need to relieve yourself? I usually just need an urge. I suppose it wouldn't hurt to have an alarm. Posted by jimmy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:54 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Fine here is the drawing. Its actually on a cave wall (that darn Laurie!), but she photographed it and printed it out for me. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 12:12 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	Hmm. Half erect. Retard grin. Raised hackles. Yep, that's my penis! Posted by jimmy on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 12:20 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Actually I lied, she didn't draw it on a cave. Its actually on the men's room door at Outback. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 12:22 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Jason AKA Phil	jules goes shopping for a card after looking at the pics/drawings.. Posted by Jason AKA Phil on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 9:44 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Rhoda Whitehorse	Well I popped Jimmys juicy berry into my mouth and it was fabulous! It was such an amazing experience. I would like to be a rich benefactor, and I would like to INVEST in Jimmys juicy berries. I will buy you a juicy berry shop and you can also sell chocolate penis (what IS the plural of penis? Penii? Penuses?)... anyway.... Get manufacturing, you open Monday. I want to serve up the goods in my restaurant on Tuesday at dinner... with lots of whipped cream. Congratulations Jules and Jimmy! Posted by Rhoda Whitehorse on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 4:21 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	The plural for penis is 'men'. And write that check out to me, Jules will only spend it on things like food, shelter, and other nonsense. Now I'm off to the brothel to recruit some help with me berries, you've given me very little time, Rhoda. Posted by jimmy on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 9:50 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Hmmm I'm still waiting on my paycheck from the hotel...so speaking on Jimmy's behalf, I say Show Me the Money. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 7:45 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Jas	Rhoda, isn't the plural of penis Dicks? Therefore, maybe they should be Dick's berries instead of Jimmys??? Am I confusing things here, and can I book a table for one at 7pm please? :o) Posted by Jas on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 4:42 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

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bout fucking time you commented on one of my blogs, bitch! hahaha Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 7:47 AM [Remove] [Reply to this] Jas FFS, theres never any flippin room left on your page to reply!! Popular woman you!! Posted by Jas on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 1:09 PM [Remove] [Reply to this] ♥buttmuffin♥ Since a penis is sometimes referred to as a "jimmy" then Jimmy's is in fact the plural of penises. So we shall call the chocolate penises Chocolate Jimmies. Alrighty then, thats settled. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 7:46 AM [Remove] [Reply to this] Jason AKA Phil Posted by Jason AKA Phil on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 9:46 AM [Remove] [Reply to this] jimmy Okay, who shit a dick on my page?? Jason, I'm looking at you,buddy. Posted by jimmy on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 4:36 PM [Remove] [Reply to this] jimmy Pardon. BUTTMUFFIN'S page. Posted by jimmy on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 4:37 PM [Remove] [Reply to this] ♥buttmuffin♥ Well shit at this point it might as well be your page. Theres more stuff about you on here than on your own. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 5:17 PM [Remove] ♥buttmuffin♥ omg my mouth is watering Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 9:48 AM [Remove] [Reply to this] Rhoda Whitehorse Dicks! Thats it! You can book a table but you will have to join the table of 17 with all the rest of us (me at the head of the table naturally). See you at 7. Posted by Rhoda Whitehorse on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 7:11 AM [Remove] [Reply to this] Jason AKA Phil the real jimmy's berries Posted by Jason AKA Phil on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 9:51 AM [Remove] [Reply to this] jimmy HA! wish i COULD do this. to mine, not the monkey's. Posted by jimmy on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 4:46 PM [Remove] [Reply to this] ♥buttmuffin♥ Admit it, you've tried. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 5:18 PM [Remove] [Reply to this] Mish Woah No comment to the comment I was going to make..... Crushed berries are very yummy for the tummy, so I don't know about holding them in the palm of my hand... But if you insist... Mishxxx Posted by Mish on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 7:51 PM [Remove] [Reply to this] ♥buttmuffin♥ Crushed Berries?? NOOOOOO don't crush them :) Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 17, 2008 - Thursday at 7:54 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]