a miracle on live oak street

The image of Chef from South Park has mysteriously appeared in the wooden door of the ladies room at my office. I have no explanation for this, yet ever since I touched the face, a lot of good things have happened to me. Perhaps a coincidence, perhaps not. Perhaps I should start charging people to come and touch the door.

I'll get back to you.

Until then, I leave you with this startling photographic evidence.


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Doug

I see what your saying,but how much time do you spend in the ladies room anway? Question 2 did you wash your hands first? I had a piece of toast that looked like this but it looked like jesus so I ate it. Hoping for some of that immortality stuff ,but I don't know how thats going to pan out. Glad it's workin' for you though ,just watch out for calusses! Posted by Doug on April 15, 2008 - Tuesday at 10:05 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I drink a lot of water. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 15, 2008 - Tuesday at 10:13 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Ric Maher	I'm willing to pay but I've already been charged for viewing the women's room...by the Police. Posted by Ric Maher on April 15, 2008 - Tuesday at 10:06 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I'm getting a vibe from you, Ric and it is that you are a perv. You're always welcome here. We embrace the deviants. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 15, 2008 - Tuesday at 10:14 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Ric Maher	Thanx for the invite but if I wander too far the "bracelet" sends an alarm. Posted by Ric Maher on April 15, 2008 - Tuesday at 10:22 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Belladonna	Ooooh, that face in the door is freaking me out! But you say he can grant wishes? Okay, maybe it's worth the long drive. I've got at least two good ones.... Posted by Belladonna on April 15, 2008 - Tuesday at 10:54 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	It freaks me out when I'm on the toilet. I don't know about granting wishes, if he does he is none too swift. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 7:44 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Baz	That's awesome. I see lino things sometimes...you know...faces in the lino? Mostly when I'm half asleep on the throne... Posted by Baz on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 1:22 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I see faces everywhere (my ceiling especially), but none as weird as this one. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 7:45 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Philip	Amazing!! Didnt he do that fabulous record "chocolate salty balls"? Pxx Posted by Philip on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 1:23 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Oh Philip you and I share a love of music, don't we. Yes, yes he did. Its a classic. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 7:46 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Chickwah	We have interesting things sometimes on the doors of our Ladies rooms at the hospital and you ignore them at your peril. They say things like "Out of Order" Posted by Chickwah on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 1:26 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Oh Margaret you crack me up. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 7:46 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Jason AKA Phil	so thats where you buried your ex husband....lol Posted by Jason AKA Phil on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 5:05 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I wish, bastard's still alive. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 7:47 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Rhoda Whitehorse	Im too far away to touch the face but I want the good fortune.... please will you think of me next time you go to the toilet and maybe good luck will come my way? Posted by Rhoda Whitehorse on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 7:50 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Well I've been asked this before, and oddly enough, this was before the face appeared. :) But yes, I promise when I go to the toilet, I'll think of you. And send good vibes your way. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 8:00 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Rhoda Whitehorse	*I thought if I asked so nicely you wouldnt charge me* Posted by Rhoda Whitehorse on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 7:53 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Fine, but it'd be nice if you paid your hotel employees sometime in the near future. This flying back and forth to the UK every day is getting expensive. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 8:01 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Belladonna	Well, she gave me a banana. Posted by Belladonna on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 12:34 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Kevin	This has just stricken me speechless-I don't know what to make of this phenomena Posted by Kevin on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:03 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Me either Kevin. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:12 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Tracy	That is freakin' cool as hell!! I love it!! I'll put up my pic. of my Mother Teresa rock under 'My Photos'...would love for you to see it. Posted by Tracy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:10 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Cool I'll go check it out. :) Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 11:13 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	jimmy	That damned scientologist is EVERYWHERE! Look what was in my soup! Posted by jimmy on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 3:18 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Jimmy what the hell kinda soup are you eating?? Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 3:29 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Kyrenza	Personally, I think it is the second coming of Frank Zappa Posted by Kyrenza on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 4:03 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

♥buttmuffin♥

Damn you may be right. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on April 16, 2008 - Wednesday at 4:04 PM [Remove]