Friday, April 18, 2008

The "Never-Been-Asked-Before" Survey

The "Never-Been-Asked-Before" Survey

Do you sleep with socks on or off?
Off. and anyone who sleeps with them on is not allowed in bed with me.

Do you flip your pillow to the cold side?
Oh yeah pillow must be cold.
Also the dry side is nicer when I've been drooling

Do you like to hold or be held?
*raises eyebrow seductively* which do you prefer?

Do you want a small or big wedding?
I already answered this, it will be the BIG FAT BUTTMUFFIN WEDDING. but it will not have many guests.

What type of guys/girls do you usually go for?
funny ones (who have teeth). have to be specific, now don't we.

Would you rather be rich and unhappy or poor and happy?
why does everyone always equate being rich with unhappiness? I'd like to be the first to prove this tired old cliche wrong.

What are 3 things you want to do before you die?
have sex, hide my porn (unless Jimmy remembers to come get it), and give my lawyer all my videotaped bribes to be mailed out upon my death.
(my kids will be getting a fortune!)

Have you ever churned Butter?
no but I squirted I can't believe its not butter

Are you trusting of new people?
I'm more trusting of old people. Cause they're older.

If you could rate yourself as a good or bad friend on a scale from 1-10?
I'm amazing. Especially if you want a friend with benefits. I give myself an 11.

If you were the opposite sex for a day, what would be the first thing you would do?
go pee on Jimmy's bushes.

Last time you were disappointed?
when I woke up and looked in the mirror

Lyrics from the song your listening to?
"choppin broccoli, she's choppin broccoli, she's choppin BROCCOLI!!!!"

If your dream was to be a model and a big opportunity came up but you had to be nude, would you take it?
if I was nude, it would definitely be a BIG opportunity,

What is the most money you would spend on a pair of shoes?

What would you do if you found out a loved one had cancer and had 5 days to live?
Make sure I'm in their will.

If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
tamale..not sure if thats a color but i like the sound of it

If you could choose to star in ANY play or movie you wanted, what would it be?
I have done this before, cause I remember I wanted to be in Pirates in my Pants starring Jim Sturgess and John Krasinski.

Do you have more friends or more acquaintances?

If you could win a couple front row tickets to a game, any sport any team,
what would it be?
Hmmm Superbowl I guess so I can see the boobs.

Would you rather help someone out or be helped out?
depends what they need help do they need me to help bury a body or somewhere to hide their sausage??? cause I have 2 different answers in that case..