Bedtime Survey from Doug, the Survey King.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Have I ever lied to you?
Where were you last night?
Carteret General I had an allergic reaction to both latex and also some bushes I was hiding in.
What is today's date? MAY 4, 2008
Who was the last person to call you baby/babe? My gynecologist
When you're at the grocery store do you use the self checkout?
No thats what I pay the gynecologist for!
Anyone crushing on you?
No I pushed him off so I could fill this out.
What is your relationship status? armed and ready.
Has anyone ever sang to you? Yes Roger sings One Song Glory to me all the time.
I keep telling him, Roger its time to learn a NEW FUCKING SONG!
Has anyone ever given you home made cookies? No but someone threw tomatoes at me, hence my fear of them.
If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive? Yes I have learned a lot from Byron and Smokey.
How do you make your money? I crochet undergarments.
First person to text today? Roger.
it says "let me out of the closet please, I want to watch TV"
What is your favorite color? Purple
What color are your eyes? hazel.
What is a compliment you receive often? You looked better on myspace.
How tall are you?: 5'6"
Who was the last person to say they loved you and when? Randy on the HOT STUDS 4 U Hotline last night.
Do you like your parents? I love them.
Do you secretly like someone? Yeah I saw the man of my dreams the other night, he was driving a beat up pickup truck with a box labeled "JACUZZI SUPER JET TOILET" in the back.
Why did your last relationship end? He was a lying cheating bastard?
Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone? Randy the guy running the HOT STUDS 4 U hotline last night.
Where is the furthest place you've traveled? Zimbabwe
Do you look more like your mom or your dad? Hmm...I have no clue.
How long does it take you to shower? I take long luxurious bubble baths
Can you do splits? Probably I am pretty bendy.
Are you flexible? Sure what are your plans?
What did you do on New Years? Re-wound all the toilet paper rolls counter clockwise
Was your mom there? in spirit, she said "Julie you need to get a life.
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Can you speak any other language than English? Foux de fa fa!
How many hours of sleep did you get last night? 9
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Yes because I love that " I'm being pinned down and choked" feeling
Are you scared of flying? its fun
What do you sleep in? a bed.
Who was the last person you kissed? Roger
Do you like funny people or serious people? Funny
What are you listening to? lauren is watching father ted and LHAO in the other room.
What jewelry do you wear all the time? my pendant that says "hot stuff"
What do you have planned for tonight? vegging in front of the tv.
Is the last person you kissed older than you? No
Do you prefer myspace or socialsplash? myspace
Do you have a favorite item of clothing? Jimmy's underoos that I stole from his hamper. MMMMM Sweat food.
Do you like messages or comments better? messages because they tend to be raunchier.
Last movie you saw in theaters? Baby Mama.
Last thing you ate? some nasty nutrisystem eggs, veggie sausage, toast, coffee and juice.
What was last thing you drank? coffee, juice, water.
Are you happy right now? Yes I am ecstatic.
*raises eyebrow*
If you could have one thing right now what would it be? the love of a righteous man.
What were you doing at midnight last night? Trying to record a song on the piano but no one would leave me alone!
Are you left handed? not for writing but its useful for a few things
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