Weird Survey ala sue

Have you had sex within the past 24 hours?
With a real person or an inanimate object? If roger counts then yes.




Are you gay? No but your myspace page is.




Do you have hairy legs? Hell no.

I shave everything (but my head, tried that once and it was not a good look)


Are you sick? mentally perhaps


Do you smoke? nope




Do you like monkeys? nothing better than some good monkey lovin


Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? Ocean I spose



Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? I am not quite this desperate for kicks yet.







Have you ever used an electric toothbrush as a vibrator? see above answer.






Have you ever read the Bible? Nah I bought the cliff notes



Did you ever go to Sunday School? briefly. I was bad.




Do you wear a lot of black? oh yeah.





Did you ever bring a weapon to high school? My ginormous ass.





Have you ever hugged a tree? yes until it told me to stop



Do you wish you lived somewhere else? yes if I can leave the pets and kids at my old house



Describe your hair ? fun loving, enjoys a nice stiff breeze.




Do you like to have fun? when its absolutely necessary.





Are you a drama queen? Nah. I am just a bitch.



Have you ever taken a bong hit? yes I dated jamie for 3 yrs, I had to do something to take my mind of off that fact!




Do you like mayonnaise? yes but it hates me.




Are you afraid to die? I'd hate to do that to my kids.




Do you like playing in leaves? yeah but only inside the house.






Are you horny right now? does a cow shit in the meadow?


Have you ever bought shoes that cost more than 100? Yeah


Have you ever peed your pants as an adult? probably a little from laughing too hard. Its a constant struggle around my household, when me and Lauren get together.




Are you an adult? Physically.








Ever won a spelling bee? Oh yeah I used to win it all the time in grade school



Do you ever eat because your depressed? nope I eat when I am happy!



Are you a television addict? Not really I go days and days without watching.





Do you enjoy spending time with your mother? Yes I did.






Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? Not yet.





On a swing? Damn I have a lot of stuff on my to do list.








Have you ever had sex with a total stranger? Yes but somewhere in the middle we became acquainted.





Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey? No they make too much noise



Are you a sugar freak? No Splenda.






When you hear a knock on the door, do you think that its the cops? Yes cause I am always violating that damn restraining order.

*sigh*

Ever been arrested? Not yet.






Ever commit a crime and get away with it? I never get away with anything. I am a horrible liar. LOL.



Do you like orange juice?oh yeah.

if you drink the last of the carton, face the wrath of jules!


What sign are you? Pisces


Where do you wish you were right now? in the arms of a righteous man.