boredom Melissa-style

1) What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
a very large banana

2) Have you ever kissed anyone named Matt?
No, but I knew a guy named Matt the Rice a Roni King in college. He was cool, he talked just like Matthew McConaughey.





3) What does your last text message say?
incoming: WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
don't ask! lmao

4) What was the last song you listened to?
Run

5) If you hated someone and got put in charge of their funeral music, what would it be?
Let's Get this Party Started- Black Eyed Peas

6) What did you do yesterday?
work, talent show to see Alex recite her poem, then Ribeyes in Beaufort for supper.





7) Would you say I love you and not mean it?
No this is why it takes me years to say it. I'm not joking. My husband told me (Before we were married) and it was like a year later before I could say it back. It was terrifying for me. Still is.



(Romance scares me, I have no problem saying it to my friends)

8) Pick a scar on your body - what did you do?
ass- jello shooter incident involving me and a large glass table that would not support me.





9) How would you describe your best friend in one word?
HAWT

10) How old is your mom?
she passed away at the age of 69.





11) Last time you were dumped?
I dunno usually I am the one kicking them to the curb

12) Who's your most religious friend?
Lisa or Margaret (not Chickwah the other one)

13) Who do you trust with your life?
Roger. He is the most trustworthy man in the world.





14) If you could change your name to anything, what would it be?
Mrs.



John Krasinski


15) What would you do if someone told you that you were the most beautiful person in the world and they would do anything to wake up to your face each and every morning?
I'd say Smokey, you seriously need to give it a rest.




LMAOOO

16) Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Alex because the freckles on her nose were beckoning me.





17) Do you trust all of your friends?
yes I trust people until they do something to break it.





18) Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
I'd move to HELL for that man.






19) Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Yes, apparently the reason is to annoy me until I give up.






20) Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship?
farting in bed and holding me under the covers,
and refusal to scratch my back.




See I am not that picky.






21) Which one of your top friends do you think would make the best prostitute?
what?
andrea would make the most money at it, shes got boobies that make men fall to their feet, and amazing skills.



(or so I've heard)

22) Who is the nicest girl you know?
Belladonna. She is sooo nice that I figure there must be a dark side that is real scary hidden somewhere.





23) What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
getting laid by a righteous man.





28) If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call?
My insurance company and make sure they're paying for this.





29) Would you make a good parent?
Hey I'm doing the best I can.





30) Where was your default picture taken?
its an icon I found on the bucket

31) Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
will Jimmy catch a fish and win some money??

32) Who knows you the best?
Mr Froggie

33) When is the last time you really liked someone?
Never. I just tolerate some people more than others.





34) What are your plans for the weekend?
Going to the salon tomorrow, and other than that, nothing.



:(

35) Do you ever fall out of love?
I prefer to stay on the ground where its safe.





36) What are you looking forward to?
need I even write it.





37) What's your favorite saying?
A hard man is good to find.



38) Do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
Shes my daughter so I kinda have to.






39) Have you ever punched a tree?
No I have never dated a tree. I only punch boyfriends.





40) Have you ever snuck out of your house/someone in your house?
I sneak in my own house and scare the kids.





41) How would you describe your relationship with your best friend?
pretty good but she hasn't been calling me lately.





42) Morning or night person?
Neither. I prefer twilight.





43) Are you there for your friends?
in spirit.





44) Do you like to spend time with people?
Only certain ones. The rest are time suckers who destroy my will to live.





46) Are you a forgiving person?
Way too much.





47) Would you ever share a girl/boyfriend with your best friend?
Roger said YES but I say, does Roger want to go back in the box??

48) Have you lost a friend recently?
I had nothing to do with that.





49) Are you talking to someone while doing this?
Mr Froggie

50) Do you want to be in a relationship right now?
I dont know he'd have to be willing to give me lots of freedom and lots of sex. And occasionally scratch my back.