Sunday, May 25, 2008

interesting horoscope

interesting horoscope
Current mood: awake

Dear Julie,
Here is your horoscope
for Sunday, May 25:


Your good energy is best spent on other people today, so get out there and offer it up to anyone who's nearby. Friends and family always come first, but you've got enough to spread around.


Ok, who is nearby???? C'mon out of hiding so I can offer it up!
great...well can I come 2nd at least?
...and thanks for reminding me I have a large ass.



Currently watching :
The Wiggles - Toot Toot!
Release date: 2004-03-30

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Fillip

Bagsy first !!! Jules !! whats on offer ?? And you should put your pet Ass on a diet ??( thats not a reflection of your Marilyn Monroe figure!! XXXXXXX)

Philip xx

Posted by Fillip on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 9:27 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

Yes you've come first. Bravo for you.
"it" is what I'm offering.
for a pet, it sure does not get much love and affection from others....

thanks :-)

julesxx

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 9:42 AM
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Fillip

Hmmmmmm I usually arrive late.

"Your search term probably relates to adult content. Photobucket "DOES NOT" host sexually explicit content.

Warning: If you are under 18 or live in an area where it is illegal for you to view explicit content"

Well I was trying to find a "suitable funny picture and got this message...well that my excuse!!..will keep looking surely if I put arse in then I would understand !!

Pxx

Posted by Fillip on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 9:49 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

oh you can click on "continue here" at the bottom, and it will lead you into the den of iniquity

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 9:55 AM
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Fillip

Oh thank you for that tip ..ye expert of slightly wrong imagery!!

Pxx

Posted by Fillip on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 1:06 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

I'm here to help others.

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 1:23 PM
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Rhoda Whitehorse

OK. Im here... please get pampering...

First Id like a massage... then a facial... then a cocktail... then you can cook me lunch...

Bring it on. xx

Posted by Rhoda Whitehorse on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 9:48 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

No problem! I hope you like toast.

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 9:56 AM
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Fillip

Here you go girls something to brighten up a damp afternoon!!
This is daft I put in Arse and got this from......Photobucket!!


lucky towel

Pxx

Posted by Fillip on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 9:52 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

niiiiiice *drop the towel!!*

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 9:57 AM
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Rhoda Whitehorse

OOh... I like him Filip.. Can I have one of those?

Posted by Rhoda Whitehorse on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 9:57 AM
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Fillip

Now that just greedy Rhoda!! .... and you didnt say please !!

Pxx

Posted by Fillip on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 10:02 AM
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Rhoda Whitehorse

PERLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!

Posted by Rhoda Whitehorse on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 12:45 PM
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Fillip

Now I like to see a lady beg its normally for me to leave though !! %( xx

Posted by Fillip on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 1:08 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

I guess I'll be coming 4th then

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 9:58 AM
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Fillip

AS you were offering "it" I googled "it" and now Im not really sure I want "it" thanks can I have "something else" instead?

Photobucket


Px

Posted by Fillip on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 10:11 AM
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Chickwah

I preferred the man in the towel

Posted by Chickwah on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 10:14 AM
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Jas

Just be careful what you offer up Jules, I know its been 9 LONG MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl. xx

Posted by Jas on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 10:19 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 11:25 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 11:10 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

yes everyone be sure to keep count!

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 10:27 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

You don't find Tim Curry in a clown suit highly erotic???
I'm not picky at this point..

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 10:19 AM
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Kyrenza

You have largesse too and if we are getting into the hanging butt-cheeks of babylon, then I'm your woman :o)p

Posted by Kyrenza on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 10:21 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

Oh thanks Kyrenza. We should form a club. Bootylicious Butts of Babylon: Wanton Women With Ample Ass.

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 10:29 AM
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Kyrenza

largesse = generousness of spirit as opposed to a big kaboose you know :o)

Posted by Kyrenza on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 10:50 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

I know thats why I said thanks :-)

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 11:15 AM
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Chickwah

Where do I sign?

Posted by Chickwah on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 10:32 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

you can sign anywhere on my large ass....heres a sharpie.

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 10:36 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

Thanks Chickwah. I don't blame you for using a pseudonym.
let the band sign my ass

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 11:37 AM
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Fillip

Who the hell is Brad Walker and when did he sign your bum?? and why??

Pxx

Posted by Fillip on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 1:10 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

I have no memory of it

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 1:24 PM
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Fillip

mmmmmmmmmm Thats what you always say I bet!!

Px

Posted by Fillip on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 3:03 PM
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Chickwah

Sorry, it's been so long since I was up that close to a butt I completely forgot WHO I was there for a minute!

Posted by Chickwah on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 11:46 AM
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Doug

I'll be right down for my pampering, I'll be easy to spot I'll be the one in the clown suit big shoes and all.

Posted by Doug on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 10:36 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

I hope you don't expect us to do it in the back seat of your clown car. My ass won't fit.

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 10:51 AM
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Doug

Hell no I want to be comfortable for my pampering.

Posted by Doug on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 11:01 AM
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♥buttmuffin♥

Why does everyone think I am supposed to be pampering them!!! I am offering "it" and "it" needs to be pampered...its not going to pamper itself.

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 11:35 AM
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Doug

If your offering "IT" I'm on the first fight outa here.

Posted by Doug on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 12:30 PM
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Fillip

Fist "fight"? Doug's Obviously so excited he cant type properly or hes looking to fight his way out of where he is at the moment...which is it Doug??

Posted by Fillip on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 1:15 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

probably both!

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 1:23 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

glad someone is interested! lmao

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 12:36 PM
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♥ric♥

If that fine ass was offered up to me, I'm sure the experience would be so memorable that I'd suggest a holiday be declared to commemorate ... wait a minute ... there already is a holiday? Damn you Doug. (How was it?)

Posted by ♥ric♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 1:53 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

If by chance I ever do get laid again, it will definitely be commemorated with a large celebration of some sort, with cake and some fine wine from Food Lion (but I will probably not blog about it).

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 1:55 PM
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♥ric♥

My sex life inspired the self checkout concept!

Posted by ♥ric♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 2:03 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

mine inspired the 12 items or less line.

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 2:18 PM
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Jas

We'll have a big party over here too Jules, to celebrate the occasion. Maybe Rhoda could start preparing the hors d'eouvres so we aren't caught out! Actually, as I can't spell the dratted word maybe we could have ice cream and jelly instead! :o)

Posted by Jas on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 2:01 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

Bless you a party on two continents.

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 2:17 PM
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♥ric♥

There will be hors? I am sooooo there!

Posted by ♥ric♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 2:04 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

But I thought you lived in the prostitution capital of the world. Have you been thru them all already?

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 2:16 PM
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♥ric♥

Been there, done that (done them all), got my crabs (and all the STDs we Baltimorons are proud of).

Posted by ♥ric♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 2:52 PM
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Doug

The line forms behind me for buttering the muffin.

Posted by Doug on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 2:48 PM
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♥ric♥

Ummmm...do you really want horny guys lining up BEHIND you?

Posted by ♥ric♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 2:51 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

LMFAO!

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 2:57 PM
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Doug

Keep your man parts to yourself Ric don't need any of those STD's your sportin'

Posted by Doug on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 3:04 PM
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♥ric♥

Hmmm...so if I test negative... (Ric's desire for more mutual friends takes a drastic turn!)

Posted by ♥ric♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 3:11 PM
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Belladonna

Where do you get these horoscopes? "Friends and family always come first"--family??? Oh dear.

Whenever you do these things, I usually get interested and want to have a peek, too, but now I'm afraid to look at mine!

Posted by Belladonna on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 3:15 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

They get delivered to my hotmail daily...but they always seem to have sexual connotations...maybe its my brain

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 4:32 PM
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Doug

As long as the only thing getting buttered is muffin.

Posted by Doug on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 3:18 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

can you make it honey butter i love that stuff

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 4:39 PM
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♥ric♥

Deal. (Ric sees Belladonna's pic and loses interest in Doug)

Posted by ♥ric♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 3:22 PM
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Doug

Doug thanks Belladonna with great fervor.

Posted by Doug on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 4:08 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

LMFAO Y'all are killing me today

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 4:32 PM
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Tracy

I'll take a back rub and some homemade cocktails please...don't delay..

Posted by Tracy on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 4:59 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

I dont have the energy left...........*collapses*

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 5:01 PM
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♥ric♥

I was that good huh?

Posted by ♥ric♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 5:39 PM
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Doug

LMFAO

Posted by Doug on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 5:47 PM
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Doug

Hey Ric I think she's lookin' for a stud muffin not a dud muffin.

Posted by Doug on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 5:54 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

no need to fight over me, there is plenty to go around remember

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 5:54 PM
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Baz

Mine was all about good stuff and no mention of junk in the trunk...for a change!

Posted by Baz on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 6:58 PM
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♥buttmuffin♥

well, did it come true??

Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 25, 2008 - Sunday at 8:23 PM
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