ode to a limp dishrag part 2

ode to a limp dishrag part 2
Current mood: blah

My family gets on my nerves,
my kids they drive me nuts.
I hate softball I wish it would end
and I hate roger's guts.

Yeah.. I had a great vacation
my life's a dreadful bore.
at times I wish I was someone else
(a drunken slutty whore.)

Instead I'm me and the monotony
of my life is a constant pain.
where are the surprises, the heart-pounding moments
that take my breath away?

I need an exciting distraction
besides spacing all day long,
but secretarial work is so thrilling
it makes me want to buy a bong.

I workout and sweat with vigor,
get those endorphins pumping through my veins...
but then my kids start whining
and my good mood goes down the drain.

But for all the crap and misery
I suppose it could be worse...
I could lose my ability to speak my mind
and be unable to shout and curse.

I know that I am lucky
in some ways, I guess its true
I have all my appendages
and my sight and hearing too.

I guess I will quit whining
and get back to filing shite.
and pray that something fun happens soon
before I float into the light.

I'll try to be optimistic
though for the life of me I can't see why...
shit happens, you pay taxes out the ass,
and then you slowly die.

Perhaps today will be the day
I win a brand new car...
or get a letter in the mail
that came from very far.

So send me sparkly comments
to have a wonderful smiley day...
and hugs and lots of xxxx's
and 'happy thoughts' my way.

I'll be expecting lots of blog comments
and kudos up the rear.
because the wrath of the muffin
is something you should fear.

*muffin sends sparkly shiny happy thoughts your way*

Currently reading : The Secret By Rhonda Byrne

myspace comments:

♥buttmuffin♥	give self a comment to make me feel better Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 10:39 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Baz	I know how you feel dahlink. One day our prints will come. Here's a sparkly fairy to brighten your day! Bazziexx Posted by Baz on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 10:42 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	LMAO thanks Baz. He looks cuddly. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 10:43 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Doug	Looks like big foot in a tutu. Perk up things will get better.Or brew up so of my recipe and things will be right as rain.LOL Posted by Doug on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 10:49 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	haha I am definitely trying that lemoncello recipe Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 10:50 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Julie ~ Fan of DMB	I keep life interesting by being a huge pain in the ass. By relaxing my way... and by saying... .. from time to time! Feel better Jules! It sucks to feel blah! Posted by Julie ~ Fan of DMB on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 10:59 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	LOL thanks I want that pill. :) Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 11:14 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I'm going to FOOD LION on my lunch break maybe something exciting will happen there *fingers crossed* Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 11:23 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Jas	Glitterfy.com - Glitter Graphics Hey Jules babe, Sorry you are down. Sending you big glittery hugs and kisses. xxxxxxxxx ps And kudos cos I don't want to be on the wrong side of you!! lol Posted by Jas on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 12:10 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	haha thanks Jas I appreciate it. BTW nothing exciting happened at Food Lion other than seeing a guy I went to HS with...he asked how my weekend was and I said it pretty much sucked (sat-mon at any rate!) and he said I dont feel sorry for you, I had to work here all weekend. So, it could always be worse, eh? Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 1:02 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Lorraine	Jules found these two loitering and wondered if you'd like them to accompany you to luncheon. Cheer up, it'll soon be the weekend again-x- Posted by Lorraine on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 12:37 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	They're nice but Chilli has offered to show me his giant cock so I'm pretty excited now. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 1:04 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Chilli	I've got a very big cock ! Would seeing it cheer you up ? Posted by Chilli on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 12:57 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Why YES, yes it would, Chilli!!! Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 1:03 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Chickwah	Now THAT caught my attention! Posted by Chickwah on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 1:01 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I don't doubt it. Haha have you noticed my blog comments always take a turn for the raunchy side??? I love it haha Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 1:05 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Chilli	Posted by Chilli on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 1:04 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Chickwah	It's certainly the biggest I've seen today. Posted by Chickwah on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 1:05 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	LMAO! You naughty girl. I haven't been as fortunate as you, I think! Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 1:05 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Wow that is impressive Chilli. You've got the biggest cock I've ever seen! Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 1:04 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Chilli	Thankyou, I feed it giant corn ! Posted by Chilli on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 1:05 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Chickwah	You can be proud Posted by Chickwah on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 1:08 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	A-HA! just received my horoscope for today: Dear Julie, Here is your horoscope for Tuesday, May 27: You need to give yourself a boost today -- there's so much weirdness going on in the world that you can get away with focusing exclusively on your own needs, however personal, for the moment. So I guess it was ok for me to take the day today to bitch about how BLAH I am and how I long for some excitement to fulfill my needs. Apparently the world is so weird, that my needs don't amount to a hill of beans. I hope they're coffee beans I need a "boost" apparently. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 3:00 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Belladonna	Poor Jules! Rough day? Well, at least you're being creative and writing about it. And now, here's this lovely check! See, the gods of poetry are smiling on you.... Sending you some love, baby! ...because... Posted by Belladonna on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 7:03 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Belladonna	Ooops, meant to put that below the next one down! Duh! Posted by Belladonna on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 7:05 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Just received $700 in child support in my account...that has improved my mood somewhat..woo hoo I can go shopping tomorrow :-) Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 3:20 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	sue	I always tell my children that i am going to live long enough to drive them crazy. Have fun shopping and don't forget to get something special for yourself Posted by sue on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 3:59 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	haha I'm already driving mine crazy. And I plan on buying some new clothes, I've lost more weight YAY Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 8:12 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Chickwah	We could go out and spend it on strong drink and weak men ;o) Posted by Chickwah on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 4:03 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I am loving that idea Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 4:07 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Kyrenza	Spend some of that child support on a basque and french knickers to cavort Topped off with the softest of leathers Invite Mr Big cock over to muffins and get it on and ruffle his feathers Posted by Kyrenza on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 5:39 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	haha nice! but unfortunately mr chilli lives in England...WAAA Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 8:12 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Rhoda Whitehorse	One day a young lady called Jules was thinking that life can be cruel (s) So she wrote to her friends on whom she depends and they helped with very large tools. tools? cock? Geddit... ah well its late and I have a hangover and I never was good at poetry. :-) Hope youre feeling more chirpy tomorrow. xxx Posted by Rhoda Whitehorse on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 6:40 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	bloody brilliant rhoda Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 8:13 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Belladonna	LMAO, Rhoda! You should drink more if you're going to write limericks! Love them. Posted by Belladonna on May 27, 2008 - Tuesday at 6:56 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

Tracy

Oh, life is the shites sometimes. Just gotta endeavor, dearie! I love this writing, you talented muffin you! Sending sparkly love your way... Posted by Tracy on May 29, 2008 - Thursday at 9:31 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]