Strange Survey...
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?::
No but my bf (now ex) got mad when a netflix dvd kept skipping so he rubbed his penis on it and put it in the envelope.
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?::
16 yrs younger (NEVER AGAIN and yes he was the one rubbing his penis on a dvd)
Ever been in a car wreck?:
way too many. I have vowed not to get another red car, they seem to be unlucky for me.
Were you popular in high school?::
it was a popular pasttime of others to reject me
Have you ever been on a blind date?::
kinda...meeting someone online is that way esp when you haven't seen a recent pic lol
Are looks important?::
just how people look at me
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??::
yes 34 years
By what age would you like to be married?::
by christmas...haha j/k I dunno if I even want to, he'd have to really be amazing to make me wanna do that again
Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?::
No I admire them cause I ain't getting none
Have you ever made a mistake?::
My very existence was a mistake.
Are you a good tipper?::
Yes very. They have to be really horrible to get a bad tip.
What's the most you have spent for a haircut?::
when I get it colored and cut it costs $70 but its worth it
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?::
ewwwwwwww no yuckie.
Have you ever peed in public?::
i was very pregnant and I sneezed. Shit happens.
What song do you want played at your funeral?::
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
Would you tell your parents if you were gay?::
Yes but they are dead I don't think they'd care.
What would your last meal be before getting executed?::
eggs benedict, a cheese enchilada, a loaded baked potato, lobster, and some croissants from rucker johns...maybe just a giant vat of melted cheese.
Beatles or Stones?::
Beatles
If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?::
whoever stands in the way of my dream
Beer, wine or hard liquor?::
wine
Do you have any phobias?::
feathers
What are your plans for the future?::
baby steps, people. One day at a time or else I go mental.
Do you walk around the house naked?::
I had to stop. the neighbors formed a committee.
If you were an animal what would you be?::
a koala
Hair color you like on someone you're dating?::
brown
Would you rather be blind or deaf?::
thats a tough question isnt it....I guess blind because I love music so much and honestly I wouldn't mind not having to see my own reflection every day. I could go around with my makeup all screwed up and my clothes inside out and yet everyone would just feel sorry for me.
hehe
Do you have any special talents?::
making obscene balloon animals
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?::
put on my protective gear and mask
Do you like horror or comedy?::
my life is horror, I prefer comedy.
Are you missing anyone?::
My aim is improving!
If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?::
Monica Bellucci
Where do you want to live when you are old?::
with Baz so she can take care of me and make sure I dont wander off into the street
Who is the person you can count on the most?::
mr froggie.
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?::
that guy who made the donuts
What did you dream last night?::
I was at a theme park with a bunch of friends...the ride we were on was going haywire and it scared the crap outta me
What is your favorite sport to watch?::
midget wrestling
Are you named after anyone?::
My mom's pet cat Buttmuffin who died tragically when my dad threw him out of a moving car.
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?::
Margarita, Pina Colada, LegSpreader, Buttery Nipple
Non alcoholic drink?::
Ice Tea w/Splenda
Have you ever been in love?::
the first time I ate nutella
Do you sing in the shower?::
I take baths but I sing constantly!
Have you ever been arrested?::
they couldn't catch me!
What is your favorite Holiday?::
National Vaginal Appreciation Day
Would you ever get plastic surgery?::
Yes I want a boob lift BAD or a head replacement sometime in the future, when they do that.
Have you ever caught a fish?::
yes I like to use the little net to catch my goldfish, pet them and taunt them, and then throw them back in.
No but my bf (now ex) got mad when a netflix dvd kept skipping so he rubbed his penis on it and put it in the envelope.
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?::
16 yrs younger (NEVER AGAIN and yes he was the one rubbing his penis on a dvd)
Ever been in a car wreck?:
way too many. I have vowed not to get another red car, they seem to be unlucky for me.
Were you popular in high school?::
it was a popular pasttime of others to reject me
Have you ever been on a blind date?::
kinda...meeting someone online is that way esp when you haven't seen a recent pic lol
Are looks important?::
just how people look at me
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??::
yes 34 years
By what age would you like to be married?::
by christmas...haha j/k I dunno if I even want to, he'd have to really be amazing to make me wanna do that again
Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?::
No I admire them cause I ain't getting none
Have you ever made a mistake?::
My very existence was a mistake.
Are you a good tipper?::
Yes very. They have to be really horrible to get a bad tip.
What's the most you have spent for a haircut?::
when I get it colored and cut it costs $70 but its worth it
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?::
ewwwwwwww no yuckie.
Have you ever peed in public?::
i was very pregnant and I sneezed. Shit happens.
What song do you want played at your funeral?::
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
Would you tell your parents if you were gay?::
Yes but they are dead I don't think they'd care.
What would your last meal be before getting executed?::
eggs benedict, a cheese enchilada, a loaded baked potato, lobster, and some croissants from rucker johns...maybe just a giant vat of melted cheese.
Beatles or Stones?::
Beatles
If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?::
whoever stands in the way of my dream
Beer, wine or hard liquor?::
wine
Do you have any phobias?::
feathers
What are your plans for the future?::
baby steps, people. One day at a time or else I go mental.
Do you walk around the house naked?::
I had to stop. the neighbors formed a committee.
If you were an animal what would you be?::
a koala
Hair color you like on someone you're dating?::
brown
Would you rather be blind or deaf?::
thats a tough question isnt it....I guess blind because I love music so much and honestly I wouldn't mind not having to see my own reflection every day. I could go around with my makeup all screwed up and my clothes inside out and yet everyone would just feel sorry for me.
hehe
Do you have any special talents?::
making obscene balloon animals
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?::
put on my protective gear and mask
Do you like horror or comedy?::
my life is horror, I prefer comedy.
Are you missing anyone?::
My aim is improving!
If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?::
Monica Bellucci
Where do you want to live when you are old?::
with Baz so she can take care of me and make sure I dont wander off into the street
Who is the person you can count on the most?::
mr froggie.
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?::
that guy who made the donuts
What did you dream last night?::
I was at a theme park with a bunch of friends...the ride we were on was going haywire and it scared the crap outta me
What is your favorite sport to watch?::
midget wrestling
Are you named after anyone?::
My mom's pet cat Buttmuffin who died tragically when my dad threw him out of a moving car.
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?::
Margarita, Pina Colada, LegSpreader, Buttery Nipple
Non alcoholic drink?::
Ice Tea w/Splenda
Have you ever been in love?::
the first time I ate nutella
Do you sing in the shower?::
I take baths but I sing constantly!
Have you ever been arrested?::
they couldn't catch me!
What is your favorite Holiday?::
National Vaginal Appreciation Day
Would you ever get plastic surgery?::
Yes I want a boob lift BAD or a head replacement sometime in the future, when they do that.
Have you ever caught a fish?::
yes I like to use the little net to catch my goldfish, pet them and taunt them, and then throw them back in.
posted by jules mcnubbin (buttmuffin) at Sunday, May 25, 2008
