Friday, June 27, 2008


Let's Play the Family Feud

Can you answer without using my answers?



How long do you spend in the shower?
Dion said : 10 -12 minutes
Louann said: 15 min
Jutta: 7 min
Ryan says: 20 mins
Pam says: 18 minutes
Jules says: I take baths...usually an hour.

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.

Dion said: underwear?
Louann said: protective cup!
Jutta: Under armour
Ryan says: Pads
Pam says: t-shirt
jules says: deodorant I hope

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield
Dion said: Parking ticket
Louann said: A big ole crack
Jutta: Bird Shit
Ryan says: Spiders
Pam says: advertisements
jules says: A homeless person you have run over.

4 Name something a man might buy before a date?
Dion said: Breath mints
Louann said: Condoms
Jutta: cute undies
Ryan says: Flowers
Pam says: Candy
jules says: lubricant and beer.


Whats another word for blemish?
Dion said: flaw
Louann said: mark
Jutta: scar
Ryan says: Spot
Pam says: pimple
jules says: James.


Name a food often cooked in the microwave
Dion said: oatmeal
Louann said: Mac and Cheese
Jutta: veggies
Ryan: Popcorn
Pam says: pizza
jules says: baked potatoes.


7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving
Dion said: couch
Louann said: Hutch
Jutta: Bed
Ryan: Entertainment Center
Pam says: dining room table
jules says: I need someone to come help me move some stuff...saturday night at 9pm....wear deodorant.

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman?
Dion said: money
Louann said: experience
Jutta: settles
Ryan: Maturity
Pam says: Sexual expertise:)
jules says: does not have curfew and can buy him alcohol.

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner?
Dion said: sniffs someone's butt
Louann said: sniff someons crotch
Jutta: eats Poop
Ryan: Pees on people when excited
Pam says: Poops in someones yard
jules says: my girl dog humps my boy dog.

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for
Dion said: blood test
Louann said: pregnancy test
Jutta: pee test
Ryan: Drug test
Pam says: test of marriage
jules says: testicles

11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
Dion said: selling popcorn
Louann said: making a fire
Jutta: First Aid
Ryan: Pinewood Derby
Pam says: Camping
jules says: selling crap to people

12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it?
Dion said : Home is where the heart is
Louann said: There's no place like home
Jutta: Home sweet Home
Ryan: Home is where you hang your hat
Pam says: Take me home country road
jules says: this is one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.

Dion said : football
Louann said: Hockey
Jutta: Baseball
Ryan: Rugby
Pam says: Boxing
jules says: walking in Baltimore.

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day.

Dion said: pop test
Louann said: Call their parents
Jutta: homework
Ryan: Detention
Pam says: send you to principals office
jules says: Show up.


What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
Dion said: red, swollen eyes
Louann said: red, splotchy face, runny nose
Jutta: tears
Ryan: Tracks on dirty face
Pam says: They tell you
jules says: they keep wiping snot from their nose.

16. Name something found at a Seance.

Dion said: ghosts
Louann said: candles
Jutta: oija board
Ryan: People
Pam says: table
jules says: a chair.


17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.

Dion said: sea gull
Louann said: American eagle
Jutta: parrot
Ryan: Cockatiel
Pam says: Love bird
jules says: Big Bird

18. Name something that gets folded.

Dion said: money
Louann said: Laundry
Jutta: clothes
Ryan: Report card
Pam says: invitations
jules says: towels

19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.

Dion says: jeans
Louann says: socks
Jutta: shirt
Ryan: underwear
Pam says: PJ's
jules says: fishnet stockings

20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it..
Dion says: lip stick
Louann says: bank account
Jutta: Deoderant
Ryan: Soap
Pam says: candle
jules says: Roger