I confess, I believe in Frisbeetarianism
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. The winners are:
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
I just performed a personality test on myself. (Did that sound perverted or is it just me?)
http://hokev.brinkster.net/quiz/default.aspquiz=Better+Personality&page=1
Anyway, the results are in.
You are a WECL--Wacky Emotional Constructive Leader. This makes you a People`s Advocate.You are passionate about your causes, with a good heart and good endeavors. Your personal fire is contagious, and others wish they could be as dedicated to their beliefs as you are. Your dedication may cause you to miss the boat on life's more slight and trivial activities. You will feel no loss when skipping some inane mixer, but it can be frustrating to others to whom such things are important. While you find it difficult to see other points of view, it may be useful to act as if you do, and play along once in a while. In any event, you have buckets of charisma and a natural skill for making people open up. Your greatest asset is an ability to make progress while keeping the peace.Of the 83025 people who have taken this quiz since tracking began (8/17/2004), 6.1 % are this type.
my response: mmmmmK
Check out the hilarious newspaper articles here:
http://fishtownchatter.blogspot.com/2005/01/funny-headlines.html
I got a good laugh on these, thanks David @ fishtownchatter :)
All I can say is, TGIF cause I am ready to take 'er easy, son.
Have a nice weekend. Wait, that sounds so lame. Have a fantastically extraordinarily amazingly perfect weekend. There.
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
I just performed a personality test on myself. (Did that sound perverted or is it just me?)
http://hokev.brinkster.net/quiz/default.aspquiz=Better+Personality&page=1
Anyway, the results are in.
You are a WECL--Wacky Emotional Constructive Leader. This makes you a People`s Advocate.You are passionate about your causes, with a good heart and good endeavors. Your personal fire is contagious, and others wish they could be as dedicated to their beliefs as you are. Your dedication may cause you to miss the boat on life's more slight and trivial activities. You will feel no loss when skipping some inane mixer, but it can be frustrating to others to whom such things are important. While you find it difficult to see other points of view, it may be useful to act as if you do, and play along once in a while. In any event, you have buckets of charisma and a natural skill for making people open up. Your greatest asset is an ability to make progress while keeping the peace.Of the 83025 people who have taken this quiz since tracking began (8/17/2004), 6.1 % are this type.
my response: mmmmmK
Check out the hilarious newspaper articles here:
http://fishtownchatter.blogspot.com/2005/01/funny-headlines.html
I got a good laugh on these, thanks David @ fishtownchatter :)
All I can say is, TGIF cause I am ready to take 'er easy, son.
Have a nice weekend. Wait, that sounds so lame. Have a fantastically extraordinarily amazingly perfect weekend. There.
posted by jules mcnubbin (buttmuffin) at Friday, January 28, 2005
