there are no pics of kevin federline scratching his ass on this blog
Song for the Day: Breathe by Anna Nalick
I absolutely love this singer, she has a fresh unique voice and her cd is GREAT!!
Fun Links of the Day:
To the pervs who are looking for Kelly Clarkson here are some pics for ya:
Kelly in Bed
Kelly looking sultry- I love that word.
To those pervs who want to see Rachael Ray:
courtesy of Thighs Wide Shut
Courtesy of A Socialite's Life
Hope y'all are happy now. (panties pic has been removed, thank GOD)
My head hurts. I woke up at 5 am with one nostril completely stuffed up. I rolled over on my other side. The stuffy nostril cleared, and then the other one got stuffed up. This sucks. Thanks Lauren for giving me your cold.
Who the F invented OVERTYPE?? Whoever came up with this heinous invention needs to be strung up, drawn and quartered and subjected to a Celine Dion concert and sprayed with her perfume. GAR!!
I feel fat, useless, stupid, and ugly today. Who wants to play with me?? Let’s take off work and go to Busch Gardens. I want to ride the Roman Rapids ride over and over and then spend $5 on a coke. Sounds like fun doesn’t it?? I’m packing my shit.
Fun Stuff I Stole:
When Ariel Sharon came to Washington for meetings with George W. and for a
state dinner, Laura Bush decided to bring in a special Kosher chef and offer
a truly Jewish meal. At the dinner that night, the first course served was
matzo ball soup. George W. looked at this and after learning what it was called, he told an aide that he couldn't eat such a gross and strange looking brew. The aide told George W. that Mr. Sharon would be insulted if he didn't, at least, taste it.
Not wanting to cause any trouble (after all, he ate a sheep's eye in honor
of Arab guests), George W. gingerly lowered his spoon into the bowl and
retrieved a piece of matzo ball and some broth. He hesitated, then swallowed. A big grin appeared on his face. He discovered that he really liked it, so he proceeded to dig right in and finish the whole bowl.
"That was delicious!" Bush said to Sharon. "Do you Jews eat any other part of the matzo, or just the balls?"
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty, enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
"Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."