The Wonderfully Wicked World of Jules.
Where nothing is relevant.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Buttmuffin: The Movie. Part 7
Laurie and Melissa have been driving round all night and at dawn they spot a strange man walking down the street muttering something about killing someone. "It's our guy!" screams Melissa as they pull off the road, screeching tires. "FREEZE!!" they shout pointing their weapons at Jimmy. But he acts as though he cannot hear them so Laurie is required to KICK SOME ASS. She runs and jumps on Jimmy, tackling him to the ground. Melissa starts giggling hysterically. They put handcuffs on Jimmy and throw him into the back of the car. Suddenly Rhoda appears in front of the car and Laurie gets out once more. "WHAT DO YOU WANT, BITCH?" She says within inches of Rhodas nose."I WANT THE HUMAN MAN CREATURE. HE IS MINE!!! Mwahahahahahaha." says Rhoda menacingly.She zaps Laurie with some sort of forcefield that looks like lightning, and Laurie is knocked to the ground, injuring her tailbone once more. "NOT AGAIN, DAMMIT TO HELL!""OH NO SHE DIDNT!" screams Melissa from the car.She hops out to help Laurie KICK SOME ASS, but as soon as she steps out,she hears the screeching of tires as a car comes around the corner. Inside the car are Revenge Cat and her two kittenswho begin firing over Jimmy's head. Rhoda laughs and zaps them with her forcefieldwhich apparently turns them into happy little sleepy kittiesRhoda grabs Jimmy and they both disappear. "WTF? This has been the weirdest fucking day. And I've hurt my hiney again. Screw this, lets go out drinking and have some fun." "Girl, YOU KNOW IT! LETS GO!" giggles Melissa as they speed off squealing tires. Rhoda and Jimmy arrive back at the Whitehorse. "You did not perform your task, you IMBECILE!" screams Rhoda. "KILL JULES" says Jimmy solemnly. "Ok ok you don't have to kill jules anymore! I'll have to do it myself!" "KILL JULES"
It may take me awhile to write our love scene...we're building it up so much it has to be PHENOMENAL. OH THE PRESSURE! I'm trying to get your $2, but at the moment I only have 50 dollar bills, so give me a few days.