Tuesday, March 04, 2008

yep, different ala Laurie

The "Never-Been-Asked-Before" Survey

1. Do you sleep with socks on or off?
one on, one off. It keeps me balanced.

2. Do you flip your pillow to the cold side?
Yes my pillow must be at precisely 55 degrees for maximum comfort.

3. Do you like to hold or be held:
Well since most of the men I fancy seem to want to run the other direction, I s'pose I shall be doing the holding. Until I can get the restraints in place.

4. Do you want a small or big wedding?
The Big Fat Buttmuffin Wedding. Now that is another movie entirely.

5. What type of guys/girls do you usually go for?
funny & smart, but oddly never been able to get one of those, probably cause they're too smart.

6. Would you rather be rich and unhappy or poor and happy?
moderately wealthy and moderately happy.

7. What are 3 things you want to do before you die?
1. write a will
2. find the fucking remote.
3. hide all my sex toys and porn movies- Laurie if I die, they're in a black bag in my bathroom.

8. Have you ever churned Butter?
No but I have squirted I cant believe its not butter

9. Are you trusting to new people?
Apparently not, just ask Matthew. He shall have to undergo rigorous training to find out the secrets he wishes to know.

10. If you could rate yourself as a good or bad friend on a scale of 1-10.
7. I'm pretty good unless I'm PMSing. Then I'm positively evil.

11. If you were the opposite sex for a day, what would be the first thing you would do?
ask Byron what he thinks of that Buttmuffin chick, and perhaps make up a story about how great she is in the sack.

12. What is your favorite body part of the opposite sex?
weiner. Hey I'm being honest.

13. If your dream was to be a model and a big opportunity came up but you had to be nude, would you take it?
If they could airbrush it to remove cellulite, make my teeth a bit whiter, remove the bags under my eyes, and take off 40 more lbs. then maybe. No forget it.

14. Did you and your friends do a senior prank?
No but I lost my bathing suit top in front of the entire senior class at Radio Island. I did get a standing ovation though. They were pretty spectacular back then. *sigh*

15. What is the most money you would spend on a pair of shoes?
1 billion dollars.

16. If you found out a loved one had cancer and had 5 days to live, what would you do?
find out if they have a will prepared, if I am in it, and if they have any sex toys they would like me to hide.

17. If you were a crayon what color would you be?

18. If you could choose to star in ANY play or movie you wanted, what would it be?
THREESOME starring John Krasinski, Jim Sturgess, and Me. The love scenes will be very long and very graphic, and I will be making lots of mistakes I'm sure so they will have to keep reshooting it over and over and over. And they'll be pirates.

19. Do you have more friends or more acquaintances?
I'm making some good friends lately, which is GREAT!

20. If you could win a couple front row tickets to a game, any sport any team what would it be?
The soccer game that is played in Byrons hospital where all the patients kick about a crumbled ball of paper and try to get it into a bedpan. SCORE!

21. Would you rather help someone out or be helped out?
Oh fuck what do you want?

22. If you had to choose to be a different religion than what you are now, which would you choose & why?
I'm quite happy being a frisbeetarian.

23. If you found out you couldn't have kids, would you adopt?
No but you have to have sex to get pregnant, so I'm not really worried about this problem.