naked truth survey

Do you sleep in the nude?
only if I am with someone else

Who was the last person to see you naked?
the pool boy, Ramon

Do you prefer sex with lights on or off?
Candles make everything look better

Have you ever taken a non sexual shower with a member of the same sex?
I take baths with Alex but its not fun for me

Would you participate in a wet t-shirt contest or want your girlffriend or wife to?
If anything is going to be wet, I dont want it to be my damn shirt.


Besides yourself, who was the last person you saw naked?
Someone sent me a naked pic but I'm not sure who it is cause there is no face! :P

Would you undress at a nude beach with other people around?
I don't want to go to a nude beach. Have you ever seen one? Its not like the movies..put it this way: most of the people there aren't members of Golds Gym.


Are you naked now?
Of course! I am always naked when I do surveys

Pick a scar and tell us how you got it?
Tongue- fell off swing when I was 6

Do you have freckles or moles?
Freckles, just waiting to be counted by a righteous man

Have you ever been to a dermatologist?
No

Someone dares you to drive naked through a drive-through? What is your reaction?
If it is Arbys I'm in.


Would your reaction be different if they offered you 20 dollars?
Mmm thanks roast beef=good

Who has the most beautiful body: Men or Women?
Women of course! I mean come on be real. :P Its like comparing a Rembrandt to a Picasso.


What non-sexual body part do you find the sexiest?
a man's hands...drives me crazy!!! And adams apple ;-)

Which body part of yours do you wish was bigger?
There is NOTHING that I want to be bigger.


Which body part of yours do you wish was smaller?
All of it?

Do you prefer natural beauty or surgically enhanced beauty?
Facially- natural...those celebs getting botox who can't show emotion on their faces and always look surprised!! its crazy. But I really want to get a boob lift. Poor droopy and saggy.

Deep survey...ala Nealey Pitiful the Poet

1.What is more difficult: looking into someones eyes when telling how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they tell you how they feel?
Both make me uncomfortable, can I just look at his penis instead?

2. Think of the last time you were angry.
Why were you angry?
I was having kinky sex with a righteous man, and then I WOKE UP!!! GRRRR

3. You will die in three minutes.
Last call?
Doc Brown to bring his Delorean pronto!

4.
If you could do anything OR wish anything, what would it be?
I want to fly!!!!!!!!

5. You can have one of the following two things: trust or love.

Jules crosses out trust and inserts the word SEX.


6. You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time youre fired.
Do you save the dog?
I would do anything to save an animal.
And he tells me that every single day!

7.
Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone?
Yes, Clive Owen, I have your dog. If you ever want to see him alive again, you will come to my house and have rough kinky sex with me for several hours.

(I also sent this to Gerard Butler. Wish me luck.
)


8. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life.

Do you do it?
Of course I would give anything! Besides its not like my life is very exciting anyway, theres no sex or violence!

9.

Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
Yes friend with benefits

10.

Does sex=love?
Of course not, but sex=fun

11.

Are you old fashioned?
HAHA not quite

12.

Would you marry someone if they were unable to have sex?
WTF are you crazy?

13.

What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?
UGH I hate talking about emotions.
Can't we just have sex?

14.

What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up?
masturbation

15.

Romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them?
As in spoken out loud? I have no clue.


16.

If you had to go back in time and change one thing, if you HAD to, even if you have "no regrets" what would you change?
I would have found another home for Moonpie, GRRRR (she went on to have 7 kittens)

17. Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window.

WHO do you wish was there with you?
Batman

18.

Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
Unless it was one of my ex's

19. You are holding onto your grandmother's dying hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff.

You have to let one go to save the other which one would it be?
My grandmother is already dead,.
that was easy

20.

When and how was the last time you told someone how you REALLY feel?
All the time, I am soft and squishy!!

If You had three months to live:
21.

Do you tell anyone or everyone you are going to die?
Yes and quit my job!! yay!!!

22.

What do you do with your remaining days?
Make a Bucket List and do all those things I want to do....with my family of course

23.

Would you be afraid?
No death is easier than life isn't it?

S-E-X Talk ADULT!!!

Is your sex partner preference, male, female or farm animal?
Male although if I dont find one soon I may be open to other options


What is your marital status?
single


Are you happy about your status?
not really

What is your favorite sexual position?
I like them all!!!



How may partners have you slept with?
LOL I can count them on my hands put it that way



What is your method of birth control?
abstinence but not by choice


If you use condoms, what brand?N/A


If on the pill, what brand?N/A


Besides the obvious, where is the one place your partner could touch you to make you hot?
I dont care just PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD


What is your sexin' jam?
Dont care just like to hear that he is having a good time ;-) And my name repeated a few times haha


Are you a talker, moaner,screamer, or all?
Haha all of the above


Do you like your hair pulled?
Yes oh dear



Do you like it on top or bottom?
sideways you name it


Drunk sex....dissapointing? or more fun?
Hmmm it can make it easier to express myself sometimes, but I prefer other things to enhance the moment ;-)


If you could choose one celebrity to do the dirty with, who would it be?
Clive Owen he looks like he would be very very dirty


If you were paid a gazillion dollars, would you have sexual relations with George W.

I am not that hard up for cash.





Have you ever taken anyone's virginity?
LOL yes



Silk sheets with rose petals or a soft blanket by a roaring fire?
Both sound heavenly!!!!!

Best outfit you've dressed up in for your partner?
a giant gerbil...it should have been a clue.



Would could your partner wear to turn you on?
a towel.
drives me mad


Any embarassing sex stories you want to share?
embarrassing?
Well 69 is no fun when your partner farts in your face. It pretty much ruined my night.



If you had to choose a cartoon character to make some lovin' with, who would it be?
Shaggy.
ROFL for some reason he looks like he would be well hung

Have you ever walked in on a parent or sibling doin' the dirty?
NO thank GOD

Have you ever used toys in your love making endeavors?
Yes the anal intruder 3000 is my fave.


How often do you think about sex?
just every other minute


How old were you when you lost your virginity?
16


Would you have sex with anyone on your top friends list?
OMG YES


Have you ever had a threesome?
Unless the cat watching counts then no


Have you ever had anal sex?
Oh yeah ;=)




Have you ever been to a strip club? No


Have you ever worked in a strip club? No


Have you ever been involved in an orgy? Not that I know of.
But I passed out in a room once


Have you ever been called a slut?
No I am no slut I have dated 3 guys in 20 yrs!



How often do you have sex?
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Do you consider yourself a freak in bed?
Yes

Do you like it rough?
*sigh* this survey is not helping my situation


Do you masterbate?
haha you havent read my bulletins have you




Are you horny now?
YES!


This or That

Whips and chains OR Feathers and silk?
NO FEATHERS!!!!!!!!!

Whipped Cream and cherries OR Ice cream and chocolate syrup?
Ice cream and chocolate syrup


Kitchen counter OR Shower?
Hmm at my house? neither.
How about the bathtub instead


Doggy OR Cowgirl?
BOTH


Threesome OR An hour of receiving oral?
an hour? that seems a bit excessive I prefer mixing things up a bit

Watching porn OR Making your own porn?
watching and making simultaneously

Biting OR Licking?
a little biting and a lot of licking


Black Leather OR Pink frilly lacey whatnots?
Black silk, dont like leather or lace

Rug burn OR Neck hicky?
Rug burn


Fall asleep OR snack after?
how about a snack, do it again & then fall asleep - I am with SUE!

mad libs- Stories are posted!

mad libs- Stories are posted!
Current mood: crazy

Here you go! Enjoy... (posted in order of emails received)


Paul's Madlib

Myspace is a SEXY place where SLUTTY people gather to become BISEXUALS. You can arrange your friends in order of how much you SHANK them. If you SHAG them regularly, they will LICK you back. Also it is a place where you can express your LEMURS by posting AROUSING, RAVENOUS blogs that your friends can comment on and leave you SCHOOL GIRLS if they really like it.
So EAT online and have some DILDOS with your friends. You never know you might meet a CHICKEN who turns into a HAMMER. Just keep your BREASTS open for AWNRY friends because they might turn into stalkers or RUBBERS. A little safety prevents a lot of COOKIE.

Paul I really think that first sentence is true of most myspacers. lol




Chilli's Madlib

Myspace is a FUNKY place where STRIPEY people gather to become SPACIAL. You can arrange your friends in order of how much you CURL them. If you HOLD them regularly, they will RUN you back. Also it is a place where you can express your TREES by posting RED, WET blogs that your friends can comment on and leave you ZEBRAS if they really like it.
So SWIM online and have some SUN with your friends. You never know you might meet a WHALE who turns into MILK. Just keep your HEARTS open for BOUNCY friends because they might turn into stalkers or SMELLERS. A little safety prevents a lot of SUNFLOWER.

Chilli are you going to write a blog about me??lmao



Melissa's Madlib

Myspace is a BLUE place where LOVELY people gather to become GRANDPARENTS. You can arrange your friends in order of how much you PLAY them. If you F**K them regularly, they will STALK you back. Also it is a place where you can express your WOMEN by posting FABULOUS, UGLY blogs that your friends can comment on and leave you FRIENDS if they really like it.
So JUMP online and have some COMPUTER with your friends. You never know you might meet a WILD HORSE who turns into TABLE.
Just keep your BOOBS open for CRAZY friends because they might turn into stalkers or MAKERS. A little safety prevents a lot of CAKE.

Melissa the 2nd and 3rd sentences are so true.haha!



Rhoda's Madlib

Myspace is a FAT place where FUNNY people gather to become PERSONAL SHOPPERS AND CLIENTS. You can arrange your friends in order of how much you SKIP them. If you KISS them regularly, they will BURP you back. Also it is a place where you can express your SOCKS by posting PUTRID, SWOLLEN blogs that your friends can comment on and leave you NIPPLES if they really like it.
So OOZE online and have some CAR with your friends. You never know you might meet a GOAT who turns into MACHINE.
Just keep your FEET open for VAST friends because they might turn into stalkers or MEDITATORS. A little safety prevents a lot of VOMIT.

ROFLMAO Rhoda you are too much! And I believe Goat in the Machine was the original title for the Police song, but luckily Andy and Stewart convinced Sting to change it pre-release.



Neale's Madlib

Myspace is a BIG place where LONG people gather to become LOVERS. You can arrange your friends in order of how much you FLIRT them. If you EXCHANGE them regularly, they will GAMBLE you back. Also it is a place where you can express your GASES by posting DISARMING, HEROIC blogs that your friends can comment on and leave you REBELS if they really like it.
So MEND online and have some MADMAN with your friends. You never know you might meet a SHEEP who turns into CREAM.
Just keep your THIGHS open for SOCIAL friends because they might turn into stalkers or ASSISTORS. A little safety prevents a lot of SEX.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha



David's Madlib

Myspace is a BEAUTIFUL place where SLIPPERY people gather to become SLAVES. You can arrange your friends in order of how much you WALK them. If you WORK them regularly, they will MASTICATE you back. Also it is a place where you can express your WINDOWS by posting HOT, COLD blogs that your friends can comment on and leave you SKITTLES if they really like it.
So SUCK online and have some TABLE with your friends. You never know you might meet a KANGAROO who turns into CHAIR.
Just keep your HANDS open for HUGE friends because they might turn into stalkers or VOGUERS. A little safety prevents a lot of UMBRELLA.

Haha! I am totally leaving skittles from now on. And its funny I do have friends who have turned into voguers. How uncanny! :P And I agree that Umbrella song has been way overdone.



HellRazer's Madlib

Myspace is an ENGORGED place where PURPLE people gather to become TEACHERS/STUDENTS. You can arrange your friends in order of how much you RUN them. If you FLY them regularly, they will DRIVE you back. Also it is a place where you can express your MUFFINS by posting HARD, MONSTROUS blogs that your friends can comment on and leave you MOUNTAINS if they really like it.
So GARGLE online and have some APPLE with your friends. You never know you might meet a WOLF who turns into PEN.
Just keep your BOOBS open for SPHERICAL friends because they might turn into stalkers or CLICKERS. A little safety prevents a lot of ROAD.

That is how people express muffins! :O



Sue's Madlib

Myspace is an DRUNK place where MESSY people gather to become FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. You can arrange your friends in order of how much you JUMP them. If you TOUCH them regularly, they will PLAY you back. Also it is a place where you can express your VIBRATORS by posting VELVETY, LUMPY blogs that your friends can comment on and leave you CARS if they really like it.
So RUN online and have some BATHROOM with your friends. You never know you might meet a DONKEY who turns into YOUR BOYFRIEND.
Just keep your BOOBIES open for SMALL friends because they might turn into stalkers or SWIMMERS. A little safety prevents a lot of BELLYBUTTON.

Lmao @ Donkey line!





Donna's Madlib

Myspace is an SLIMY place where SATISFIED people gather to become LESBIAN LOVERS. You can arrange your friends in order of how much you SUCK them. If you SPEW them regularly, they will ROTATE you back. Also it is a place where you can express your VIBRATORS by posting CRAZY, CREEPY blogs that your friends can comment on and leave you MYSTERIOUS PACKAGES if they really like it.
So JIGGLE online and have some UPS MAN with your friends. You never know you might meet a RAT who turns into BRA.
Just keep your TOES open for SLICK friends because they might turn into stalkers or SPITTERS. A little safety prevents a lot of MOTOR OIL.

Hahaha I want to have some UPS man!!!!!!!



Oooh just got one from Wayfaring Panda!

Myspace is an FRIGHTENING place where FETID people gather to become UNNATURAL UNIONS. You can arrange your friends in order of how much you DISINTER them. If you PLOT them regularly, they will WOBBLE you back. Also it is a place where you can express your REGRETS by posting CHEAP, DERANGED blogs that your friends can comment on and leave you BOBBINS if they really like it.
So VENERATE online and have some SECRETION with your friends. You never know you might meet a VOLE who turns into a SPHINCTER.
Just keep your NOSTRILS open for SCROFULOUS friends because they might turn into stalkers or EATERS. A little safety prevents a lot of PICNIC.

Oh dear I need a dictionary, Pronto!
I have formed a few unnatural unions, ROFL! And I love the blog part!

Insomnia...blah! ala Jeanie

Where'd you get your sunglasses from?
Walmart, I dont believe in expensive sunglasses

Can you honestly say that things are running smoothly for you?
My legs are smooth. Life is not so smooth.


What's your view on taking risks?
I would like to take a big one, but maybe I am just being crazy

Who was the last person you held hands with?
Alex my little pooh bear

Do you even like holding hands in general?
Yes I would love to hold the hand of a righteous man.
Is that a country song?

Would you trade your computer for a book?
Sometimes I think I should start living more life offline, because it seems that most of what goes on here is illusion and drama.
But I can't seem to stay away!

Do you cry in front of your friends a lot?
No I do my crying alone in the bathtub in the fetal position.


Do you trust easily?
No there is a rigorous testing procedure.


How'd your day go, by the way?
It just started, so far its good I got a very nice email this morning.



Which do you prefer on your toast: butter, jelly, or peanut butter?
butter and strawberry jam

What do you wish you were doing?
making love all day long

What's something you are determined to do?
Have sex again before I die.
I am in my prime! Wasted!!

Do you pour everything out when you feel guilty of something?
I pour everything out all the time, this is why I am single. The men go running. I need to learn to play the game.
*sigh*

Are you a Gatorade drinker?
No water.


Does anyone like you?
I hope so

Weapon of choice?
a scythe

You see a shooting star, do you make a wish?
Always, but it never comes true.


Are you a big fan of snowstorms or thunderstorms?
I love any kind of storm as long as everyone and everything is ok in the end.

It hasn't snowed here in like 6 yrs.


How do you handle your hair once you finished washing it?
blow dry a bit, then let it dry naturally. Its very thick and takes forever to dry.


Do you have relatives living in a different country?
Yes my nephew lives in the Czech Republic.


Have you ever been addicted to WoW or SC?
No I hate WoW and I have good reasons but I wont go into them here because I am OVER IT

When it rains, do you go out and start to dance?
No but I'd like to kiss in the rain and then go inside and do lots of other stuff

Hey, what are you listening to right now?
silence

Do you get carried away with things?
Oh yes. This is my problem.


Who is the last friend you saw?
Tracy

Is fall the best season?
The leaves match my hair...so poetic

What kind of shoes did you wear today?
flip flops

Do you like Dr.
Pepper?
If its a diet- me 2 jeanie

Do you tan or burn when in the sun?
Burn and freckle, I think my freckles are cute though.
Wish some man wanted to count them

Do you like scary movies?
Oh yeah!

Roller coasters?
No I am a wuss!

What was the best part of your week?
Saturday night when I have peace and quiet and can sleep in the next day!

Who was the last person to comment you?
Markus, hubba hubba

What did you do this past Friday?
Nothing special

What is today?
Fuck Me Tuesday

Have you ever watched the sun rise?
Yes

What's three songs that makes you cry?
Tears in Heaven, most any love song if I am hormonal


How's the weather today?
Cloudy, humid

When's the last time you went to the tanning salon?
Never

Is science your best academic subject in school?
I was good at everything, still am.


What terms are you and your ex on?
not speaking never want to see you again

What was the funniest thing that happened today?
Nothing yet but I get some very amusing photographs yesterday from a friend

Do you wear glasses or contacts?
contacts

AIM, MSN or MySpace IM?
MSN I have some interesting conversations on there... rofl

Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Yes I was married to one

Do you consider yourself creative?
Yes

Do you know how to play poker?
I havent played in forever

Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Not me

Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
No I am an open book

Have you ever been Ice Skating?
No

Do you ever wear a seat belt?
Always or I will a ticket

What talent do you wish you had?
luring a righteous man

Do you like Sushi?
Ive only tried California Roll but yes

If you could sleep with any one famous who would it be?
Clive Owen, John Krasinski, oh god I am so horny

Have you ever been punched in the face?
I've been slapped but you should have seen what happened to him

What were you doing this morning at 8?
this survey

Do you know all the words to a song?
duh I am not an idiot

Last thing received in the mail?
a sample of lubricant which I do not need at all

Do you have any famous relatives?
I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you

How is your hair right now?
ponytail

Are you good at math?
I'm good at everything

Do you ever draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
I draw someone elses name

Are any of your grandparents still alive?
No, no one is alive not even my parents.
*cries*

What was the weather like on your birthday?
I can't remember what happened last week, wtf.

40 Little Secrets

40 Little Secrets
Be honest no matter what...
I am always honest!

One: Who are your last 4 texts from?
Men who adore me.
I don't text and tattle!

Two: Where was your default picture taken?
in my bathtub of course ...lol its not me really I am not tan

Three: What's your middle name?
Buttmuffin Lovin McNubbin. mom was scottish and a bit deranged.


Four: Whats your current favorite color(s)?
purple, more specifically lavender

Six: What is your current mood?
Happy but tired

Seven: When is your birthday?
Not long enough away for me

Eight: What color shirt are you wearing?
pink pajamas at the mo

Nine: If you were going on a Reality TV show, which one would it be?
One where they make you exercise round the clock
Fat Camp or something to that effect.


Ten: Are you imagining anyone naked right now?
HAHA maybe

Eleven: Did you ever sneak into an R rated movie?
No when I was younger I looked older and now I look younger thank GOD

Twelve: Ever had a near death experience?
Sex with Jamie

Thirteen: Something you do a lot?
you guys know, must I repeat it? I'm trying to cut back.
No really!

Fifteen: Do you want to see somebody right now?
Yes

Sixteen: How many piercings or tattoos?
two in one ear, one in the other, one tattoo

Seventeen: When was the last time you cried?
wednesday on way home from work

Eighteen: Who would you do anything for?
The people I love or whoever is holding a big wad of cash

Nineteen: Who are your heroes?
my dad

Twenty-Four: Would you ever take one of your ex's back?
Id rather be slowly eaten by fire ants

Twenty-Five: What did you do last night?
talked on the phone and chatted on msn and talked on the phone some more until the fucking power went out

Twenty-Six: what was the first thing you said this morning?
Wake up chunky Monkey! And no I wasn't talking to myself.


Twenty-Seven: Speak any other languages?
Love.
and tidbits of french and spanish

Twenty-Eight: What is your favorite smell?
fresh baked bread, a coffee shop, the rain, the beach, a fresh gardenia or a man just out of the shower. Oooh that last one is my fave.


Thirty: Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Not yet- maybe when I go to England it rains all the damn time there

Thirty-One: Do you like rain?
Yes I love cuddling in bed (preferably with someone) and listening to it

Thirty-Two: What are you thinking about right now?
I can't say, I would be banned from Myspace

Thirty-Three: What should you be doing right now?
Getting ready for work

Thirty-Four: Whats your favorite memory?
Going out in the boat with my dad- going way too fast, feeling the salty spray whipping across my face.


Thirty-Five What are you listening to?
ACDC, its my wake up music.
Back in black
I hit the sack
It's been too long I'm glad to be back

Thirty-Seven: Who was the last person you yelled at?
Alex she was MENTAL this morning

Thirty-Eight: Who is your best friend?
Dr Donna she is also my therapist. Id hate to see the bill though.


Thirty-Nine: Who is the last person you said i love you to?
Alex, thank Goodness. Whew that was a close one.


Forty: Who is the last person that made you smile?
He knows.

survey ala Evan

Would you ever chew gum after someone else already has?
No, gum is not very expensive I will buy my own thanks.


What word describes your relationship status?
single but a bit smitten

Do you have a dog?
yes 2

Are you a heartbreaker or the broken heart?
usually the broken hearted

Earrings or a necklace?
necklace but not pearl rofl

Who have you talked to most today?
neale
david
jill

Friend of the opposite gender that lives closest to you?
Mr Buttons

Color of your shirt?
I'm naked.


What are the languages that you know?
the language of love, and some pig latin

Who's number 2 on your speed dial?
I dont have speed dial but Aquabebe is number 2 on my phone list

What is your background on your main computer screen?
Alex holding a mushroom

Have you ever wished on 11:11?
No but I will tonight!

Have you ever gone camping?
No but if I had the opportunity to go somewhere quiet with a righteous man under the stars, I would do it.


Are you a bad influence?
hahaha yes definitely

What color are your eyes?
greenish brown like hen turd

Random Part #2.



Would you rather have your name or a celeb's name?
my name is fine it suits me.



Would you do anything for someone?
Depends who it is but if they were up for it I would probably do it rofl


Have you ever been cussed out?
Yes by Alex. She is like a sailor.


What's your favorite color?
purple

Do you use smiley faces on aim or another instant messenger?
dirty ones

What song is on?
Lets Get it On

Do you have good grades?
Yes I am good at everything.


Would you date anyone of your myspace friends?
OMG YES

Does your best friend have a myspace?
yes

Whose page did you last visit?
I think it was Donnas

When was the last time that you went out to lunch?
I rarely go out to lunch

Do you watch the Gilmore Girls?
no

Have you ever listened to the Goo Goo Dolls?
on the radio

Have you ever watched the O.C.
?
no

Do you own any Britney Spears cd's?
Yes I liked that Toxic song, sue me!

Random Part #3.



What radio stations do you like?
105.
1 or oldies stations, mostly

Have you ever watched Lost?
yes! never miss one! I heart desmond.


Do you have pictures of your exes?
no destroyed them all

Do you have Ozzy Osbourne on your mp3 player?
yes Mama I'm coming home!

Do you watch Family Guy?
No it doesnt make me laugh

Do you read romance novels?
No I am horny enough!

Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?
I sing beautifully!

Did you draw pictures for your crushes in preschool?
No

Have you ever not asked someone out cause you were scared of rejection?
I am a big chicken.


Have you ever written a story or poem about your life?
Yes they are usually about not having a boyfriend and wanting to be laid.


Have you ever spent over an hour consecutively thinking about a crush?
yes before bed....

Have you ever liked someone just because of their appearance?
no

Do you eat every serving of the food group on a daily basis?
Probably rofl

Are you a freak about cleanliness or organization?
yeah RIGHT!

Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
No

Random Part #4.



Do you know how to knit?
Yes I am good at everything I told you!

Do you have a cell phone or iPod cover from Louis Vuitton?
No I have a koala bear

Have you ever written lyrics to a song and then played it on a guitar?
No the piano

Do you keep an online diary or journal?
I have a journal that I write in when I am confused

What color is the interior of your closet?
Green I think

Baskin Robbins or Ben & Jerry's?
COLDSTONE

Physics or chemistry?
Chemistry baby

Earphones or headphones?
Headphones sound better but look stupid at the gym

Pink or green?
hot pink

A bracelet or a ring?
ring

Commitment or casual dating?
commitment with lots of sex

Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter?
Harry Pooter

By airplane or bus?
AIRPLANE I wouldnt send my dog by bus

Do you like Starbucks?
I prefer my own coffee actually

What is your favorite Disney classic?
Lady and the Tramp

I came in through the bathroom wondw? ala Rhoda

When was the last time you were told you were cute?
Never people say I am HOT... these are people online not in real life, rofl



What was the last drink you had?
water but Im having wine later :-)



Look at your recent calls.


Who was your last call from?
my dumbass ex who said Alex wanted to come home.
grrr


What does your last received text message say?
hehehe
"My swelling has gone down...I am so relieved!!...and I hope you a..."
apparently he got cut off.


Last place you went out to eat? Who with?
Olive Garden with the kids



When was the last time you were truly, completely happy with your life?
I can't remember that far back, surely I was an infant or something



What are you doing tonight?
chatting with strange men online, having a bath, pleasuring myself and going to sleep. A typical night.



What was the last voicemail you received about?
My order, they wanted to make sure the dimensions were correct.



When's the next time you will see the person who absolutely takes your breath away?
I have no idea.



Where are your siblings?
Bud- in bed asleep- Elaine- in bed asleep- Rita- working probably



Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
Yes The Notebook, I couldnt put it down and then couldnt stop crying



If you could have one person with you right now, who would it be?
a righteous man who loves me



Does anyone know your password besides you?
Nope



Do you look at the keyboard when you type?
not usually


What are you most looking forward to tomorrow?
Waking up alive



Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
Yes



What's the reason behind your MySpace display name?
I think its the best word in the universe!



Was last New Year’s enjoyable?
I was home with Lauren and Mr Buttons (its his birthday) but I didnt get a kiss. In fact, I can't remember the last time I got one on New Years, or a Valentines Present in fact.
*becomes very depressed*

How old is the first person on your top friends list?
17



What is your first MySpace song playing in your jukebox?
You Stole the Sun from My Heart



What is your current mood?
a bit romantic, a bit horny, a bit lonely


What else is new right now?
I have new pjs!



What color shirt are you wearing?
Im naked.




Are you Irish in any way?
My ancestors probably are, that explains the red hair and my love of potatoes.



When was the last time you got a good workout?
this morning in bed...lol



Have your parents ever caught you drinking?
Yes



Do you love the last boy/girl you were talking to?
yes



What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
sitting here on my ass chatting


Have you ever crawled through a window?
yeah right like my ass would fit


Do you like yourself?
I think I am fabulous! But tomorrow I will probably want to kill myself.




What's something that can always make you feel better?
a hot bubble bath and pleasuring myself



How's your heart lately?
its beating, so its all good.




Will this weekend be a good one?
I hope so.



Have you ever gone nude/streaked in public?
No I wouldnt do that to others!


Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
Yes I used to love wearing my dads flannel shirts, I slept in them



Who was the last person to come to your house?
Elaine who remarked how messy it was. thanks sis.




Look behind you, what do you see?
a bookcase



Any summer plans for 2008?
summer is nearly over and my grand plans for getting laid have fallen apart.



The last song you heard?
Tell Me Something Good



Has your number 1 on your friends ever made you cry?
Yes when she was a baby I cried from lack of sleep


Describe your best friend.

Shes hot, sweet and smart.




How did you and your number 2 become friends?
I met her on Byrons blog I believe- where I made half my friends!



How late did you stay up last night and why?
midnight I believe, I finished reading Twilight

the irony

the irony..
Current mood: amused

Currently listening : LemonJelly.KY By Lemon Jelly Release date: 2001-04-10

myspace comments:

Doug	There is no irony in that, big is beautiful. Don't change a thing. Why do you have a problem with how you look, you look stunning. Posted by Doug on August 16, 2008 - Saturday 5:40 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	LOL no the ironic part was that ad for Weight Watchers underneath it! LOL Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on August 16, 2008 - Saturday 6:01 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I know. My stalker used to text me and that was the ringtone I chose. Now its yours. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on August 16, 2008 - Saturday 8:55 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Melissa	I love how when I go to your page and the banner is for sugar daddies. Too funny. mr Chzcake disturbs me a bit.. Posted by Melissa on August 16, 2008 - Saturday 6:46 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Yeah and there is one that shows really hot guys who are mega rich and young living in this area. I find that a bit hard to believe. LOL and mr cheesecake disturbs me a whole lot Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on August 16, 2008 - Saturday 8:57 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Markus	Us guys get a different set of come ons. For some reason there are never any mega rich sugar momas advertised. What really gets me is when they show a set of women's faces with their girl-next-door names, and a page change away there they are again, all with new names. ~M Posted by Markus on August 17, 2008 - Sunday 10:20 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Dulcy in the Flesh	such is life often... be big and beautiful while you diet and of course find out who likes you.... enjoyed~~ cheers~miss dulcy~sexy & sweet Posted by Dulcy in the Flesh on August 16, 2008 - Saturday 6:48 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I already know who likes me. LOL. thanks for stoppin by! Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on August 16, 2008 - Saturday 8:59 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Belladonna	Wonder if they planned the placement that way? Posted by Belladonna on August 16, 2008 - Saturday 8:10 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Unless they are deliberately trying to make the overweight women on here lose their minds, I dont think so. Accept yourself! No wait, you're fat! Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on August 16, 2008 - Saturday 9:02 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Chickwah	You have WAY too much time on your hands if you notice things like that! Whoa! Posted by Chickwah on August 16, 2008 - Saturday 11:43 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	When I first read that I thought you were talking to me, and I was going to say, yes as a matter of fact, I do! ROFL. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on August 17, 2008 - Sunday 6:14 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Chickwah	Heck no! I was talking to Ric - and now he's not talking to me - ever again. Ho hum. Posted by Chickwah on August 17, 2008 - Sunday 9:05 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	Seriously. I have a number you need to call. ASAP. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on August 16, 2008 - Saturday 9:05 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	It Is Not Complicated	I used to think it was ironic that there was a Bridal Shop right next to a Divorce Attorney. Now, I think it was just good business sense. I have him on retainer. Posted by It Is Not Complicated on August 16, 2008 - Saturday 8:51 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	That reminds me of the H&R Block that is right next to the mortuary. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on August 16, 2008 - Saturday 9:03 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	It Is Not Complicated	Is there a bar on the other side? Posted by It Is Not Complicated on August 16, 2008 - Saturday 9:43 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	there should be Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on August 17, 2008 - Sunday 6:13 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	JillyBean	I just downloaded a recipe for Death by Chocolate cake and the headline banner was : 5 TIPS FOR A FLAT STOMACH, CLICK HERE Posted by JillyBean on August 17, 2008 - Sunday 3:31 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I love that name...if I ever die, I want it to be by chocolate. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on August 17, 2008 - Sunday 6:14 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Baz	"If"? Do you know something I don't know? Posted by Baz on August 17, 2008 - Sunday 8:50 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I'm working on immortality...no luck so far. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on August 17, 2008 - Sunday 8:52 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	JillyBean	all you do is keep changing your date of birth on your profile. Only 2 people have noticed I am now 18! rofl Posted by JillyBean on August 17, 2008 - Sunday 9:06 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	NE@LEY CLOWN	i noticed, but was too much of a gentleman to remind you that you are actually 21 or thats what you've always told me :p Posted by NE@LEY CLOWN on August 17, 2008 - Sunday 10:12 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	NE@LEY CLOWN	a case of catching two sets of birds with one tale of stones .......and lbs Posted by NE@LEY CLOWN on August 17, 2008 - Sunday 4:29 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	clever. :P Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on August 17, 2008 - Sunday 6:13 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Julie ~ Fan of DMB	LOL! Our local Weight Watchers is right next store to a pizza hut express and a Chipotle! Posted by Julie ~ Fan of DMB on August 17, 2008 - Sunday 10:10 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Julie ~ Fan of DMB	That is so goofy... I said "next store" ... I didn't mean to type like a 3 year old. :P Posted by Julie ~ Fan of DMB on August 17, 2008 - Sunday 10:13 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	I do that crap all the time! LOL thats a cute one. Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on August 17, 2008 - Sunday 11:19 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Markus	The web's computer driven ad placement is a hoot sometimes. I once went to a page of Discovery magazine online. The banner across the top was the new Chevy Impala - fast, sleek, and something or other. Right below it was my article on Africa and the big topmost picture was a tiger gorging on a prostrated and eviscerated impala. I thought, I wonder if anybody from GM has noticed this? Shouldn't they get a discount? Posted by Markus on August 17, 2008 - Sunday 10:27 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	LOL! Wait a minute you had an article published in Discovery Magazine? WOW I'm like totally impressed! Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on August 17, 2008 - Sunday 11:21 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Tracy	The Weight Watchers ad is rather odd.... Doesn't matter. You know what kicks..... Posted by Tracy on August 17, 2008 - Sunday 6:22 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Rhoda Whitehorse	Hello its me... Im late again. Everyone has said everything already. Can I just have a lie down and will you rub my back whilst Im here? Thanks. x-x Posted by Rhoda Whitehorse on August 18, 2008 - Monday 4:07 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	♥buttmuffin♥	sure! Let me drink this pitcher of margaritas first. BRB Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on August 18, 2008 - Monday 4:10 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Rhoda Whitehorse	Oh go on then... I will have a pitcher of margaritas too... just pour it down my neck whilst im lying here on your floor... *Rhoda opens mouth revealing recent impressive dentistry* Posted by Rhoda Whitehorse on August 18, 2008 - Monday 4:13 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

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Let me get a funnel Posted by ♥buttmuffin♥ on August 18, 2008 - Monday 4:17 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]